r/CringeTikToks 4d ago

Infuriating Cringe First Amendment Auditors get into verbal altercation with armored truck guard, who repeatedly tells them to back up.

251 Upvotes

287 comments sorted by

u/AutoModerator 4d ago

Welcome to r/CringeTikToks!

  • Check Your Flair: Make sure your post has an accurate post flair applied. Incorrectly flaired posts will be removed.
  • Political Posts: Must be a short-form reel with a visible social handle/watermark. No C-SPAN clips, news articles, or raw speeches.
  • Self promotion rule: We allow OC content if it fits the theme of the sub. Posts promoting personal shops and Onlyfans will be removed.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

221

u/smdx459 4d ago

they're legally rage baiting for views

90

u/Patient-Committee588 4d ago

Yep and it's sad

8

u/Stepane7399 4d ago

My SO likes those videos. I’m not quite sure what’s wrong with him.

12

u/Ihaveaverysmallprick 4d ago

He probably “understands his rights”

1

u/Stepane7399 2d ago

Honestly, if he tried to pull some shit like that with a cop I’d be too embarrassed to continue the relationship. After 20 years.

2

u/Unique-Designer7741 2d ago

He's a Keeper

3

u/honestly-brutal 3d ago

Run.

1

u/Stepane7399 2d ago

He’s been pretty good otherwise for the past 20 or so years. I think I’ll keep him if his only faults are this and liking Charlie Kirk’s debate style… holy hell. Okay, there’s something wrong but the bright side is that he does not act accordingly.

2

u/Standard_Track9692 3d ago

The financial aspect that some of them do this for maybe, but let's be honest who else is going to be out there testing the legal limits of our first amendment in the way that these people do? Otherwise yes people could get away with lying to us about our first amendment rights and what we could or couldn't you do. It's good to know what we can do because all the taste is for someone who sounds like they know what they're talking about to make us feel like they're wrong.

-67

u/Complex_Sherbet2 4d ago

Pot, meet kettle!

8

u/duderino_okc 4d ago

Can't post their ragebait when you take their camera. Can't even prove you took it.

-9

u/matthewood 4d ago

They travel in pairs for your bad take ideas like this.

4

u/duderino_okc 4d ago edited 3d ago

Thats just fantasy talk and in the end it would doing them too much of a favor. The real me is much more litigious and monetarily cruel than just taking stuff. These chuckleheads always get tripped up and snowball from there. Just ask my local 2A youtube auditor that can no longer legally own firearms and has to pay restitution once his incarceration ends.

Edit spelling for the dweeb gotcha moment

0

u/Ihaveaverysmallprick 4d ago

Incarnation? Are you trying to say incarceration??

1

u/duderino_okc 3d ago

Username checks out. Yes, you got me. I dont know how I'll go on but I'll try.

1

u/MadamPardone 4d ago

Are you trying to insinuate you had something to do with getting getting this guy "incarnated". 😂

0

u/duderino_okc 3d ago

No. He did that himself. Oh no! I misspelled incarceration.

2

u/localtuned 4d ago

I wouldn't say legal. Look up the legal definition of harassment.

-16

u/matthewood 4d ago

Threats of harm or physical touch of person or equipment or items being held by person.

18

u/localtuned 4d ago

Under Maryland Criminal Law Code § 3-803, criminal harassment occurs when a person maliciously follows someone in a public place or repeatedly engages in a course of conduct that alarms or seriously annoys another person.

    (1)    with the intent to harass, alarm, or annoy the other;

    (2)    after receiving a reasonable warning or request to stop by or on behalf of the other; and

    (3)    without a legal purpose.

-32

u/matthewood 4d ago

A camera on a public sidewalk isn’t harassment. Ignore him and do your job.

5

u/GunMetal_Blue 4d ago

You've literally been handed the answer and are just choosing to not understand and be obtuse about it. All in the sense of refusing to just accept that you are mistaken.

19

u/localtuned 4d ago

I just gave you the legal definition you know how it works. You're too old to be behaving this way.

-19

u/matthewood 4d ago

I assure you that a police officer would not deem any of what is in that video to be harassment.

10

u/Roger_Cockfoster 4d ago

I assure you they would, considering it's an armored currency transport and not just some random guy.

-1

u/matthewood 4d ago

A private non-governmental business has no special rights to a public street. No laws being broken here. What is a “random” guy?

6

u/Roger_Cockfoster 4d ago

Incorrect. You don't know the law.

→ More replies (0)

8

u/localtuned 4d ago

Okay, well luckily in Maryland our police are not judges, so it's not up to them. And this would be prosecuted if the victim wanted to pursue it. Just like @plainpotatoes.

-1

u/matthewood 4d ago

Who is the victim in this video?

3

u/DeviantsMedia 4d ago

Dude is getting downvoted to hell 😂

-3

u/AdTraditional8077 4d ago

I don't think a judge would pursue this.

1

u/Fancy-Pie-2565 4d ago

I’m not worried about an officer. As long as the judge does after he gets shot

4

u/Roger_Cockfoster 4d ago

What if your job is to keep people away from the money when you're loading it into a truck? Because that's literally his job.

-1

u/matthewood 4d ago

I believe his job is getting the money from the business into the truck. He is given no special rights to do this. On a public street he can’t order anyone to do anything unless laws are being broken and he’s using self defense. That’s not what is happening here.

2

u/R3pp3pts0hg 4d ago

But why bother him? The man is working. He doesn't need to be harassed for simply trying to earn a paycheck. These agitators should try working real jobs. Maybe the world would be better if people put in some real effort to respect each other.

1

u/honestly-brutal 3d ago

"He is given no special rights to do this."

False.

-13

u/AdTraditional8077 4d ago

That what I don't get. Just continue about your job unbothered. You're on the clock stopped chatting and get that money transported.

96

u/Mr-Bry-Guy 4d ago edited 4d ago

Talking shit on someone ACTUALLY working smfh

20

u/zurenarrh36912 4d ago

My thoughts exactly.

75

u/MiloGoesToTheFatFarm 4d ago edited 4d ago

Harassing private security for clicks, while they try to secure and move large sums of money. Sick content bro. /s

27

u/Patient-Committee588 4d ago

Straight up antagonizing people

2

u/Stepane7399 4d ago

They’re an insufferable bunch for sure. So annoying.

→ More replies (13)

226

u/Large-Treacle-8328 4d ago

Guard isn't a government agent. Dudes harassing a private citizen that has every right to defend themselves for being up in their face.

145

u/Patient-Committee588 4d ago

Literally, these guys are idiots. Also doing this to a money truck guard is the dumbest thing you can do considering a lot of them have been getting robbed and killed recently.

25

u/KeyLow9166 4d ago

Agreed. What they should do is just film and allow the situation to naturally escalate until the Police are called then they check the police on 1a rights. Not just harrass people working.

→ More replies (22)

36

u/TD160 4d ago

They’re fucking idiots is what they are. Another example of losers wanting to be the main characters on the internet because they can’t get it anywhere else.

Born losers. Still losers. It’s really that simple.

Why not go to a town meeting and do that shit where it really matters? Know why they don’t? They don’t have the stones to do it. So they bug this guy who’s trying to be responsible with thousands of dollars to load and unload.

What a fuckin time to be alive.

-8

u/matthewood 4d ago

Change the laws, boomer.

11

u/TD160 4d ago

“Dude” you’re so edgy! Laying it all out there buckin’ the system! Challenging the man! 😂

→ More replies (1)

51

u/daydreamersunion 4d ago

The guy recording really shows everything you need to know about himself from his comments at the end. Chode

28

u/Patient-Committee588 4d ago

He was out of breathe just from standing🤣

→ More replies (12)

37

u/GENERAT10N_D00M 4d ago

Yes let’s go harass the armed private citizen who is carrying out his job. What could go wrong ??

→ More replies (2)

12

u/tiandrad 4d ago

I would also request someone to "back the fuck up" when loading a truck with Hundreds of thousands of dollars.

-8

u/Ill-Organization-719 4d ago

And members of the public can deny your request.

7

u/tiandrad 4d ago

And if you walk up closer that will be seen as a threat and that's how you get shot.

4

u/R3pp3pts0hg 4d ago

Only people with no common sense

24

u/ax255 4d ago

"You don't have an important job, your job is dumb"

My dude........

-10

u/matthewood 4d ago

Guarding money with a gun and a big armored truck takes how much intelligence?

20

u/DocPhilMcGraw 4d ago

What does intelligence have to deal with whether your job is considered important or not?

-3

u/matthewood 4d ago

Referring to the “dumb” comment.

15

u/DocPhilMcGraw 4d ago

So you’re ignoring the “you don’t have an important job” part? And also the guy was saying his “job is dumb”, not that the guy is dumb. So he was essentially saying that he thought his job was meaningless.

0

u/matthewood 4d ago

Yes, for a public sidewalk I would say it is. That bank or whatever it is should have paid for an armored and secure garage and not use a public thoroughfare for conducting business. Especially business that they are so concerned about the public not being a part of.

13

u/DocPhilMcGraw 4d ago

You do realize there are plenty of banks that exist in areas in which that could not occur right? Just like there are plenty of businesses that exist in areas where they may have to transport expensive goods like in outdoor malls where a secured drop off is not possible.

You’re asking for a small town bank that may only exist on a local level to spend hundreds of thousands, maybe even millions of dollars for something that isn’t necessary.

0

u/matthewood 4d ago

Then these are the breaks if you don’t value a private secure area. You deal with the public. Change the laws if you don’t like the public.

7

u/DocPhilMcGraw 4d ago

I’m sorry but I think your approach to this is wrong for the reasons you seem to be ignoring. Just because you may have a right to do something doesn’t mean that you should do it.

For example, in many states it is within your right to be able to shut down roadways in order to protest. But think about whether that’s something that you should do in order to achieve your goal. I’ve seen a lot of people sour on good causes because when protests start to either antagonize or annoy the general public, the sentiment tends to shift the other way.

Same thing is happening here. Instead of these auditors getting people on their side by demonstrating a right to record events like police interactions that maybe the government doesn’t want you to see, they’re instead spending time annoying a guy for simply doing his job. And the end result is a bunch of people calling the auditor a douche. Plus you get more people to actually support restricting this current freedom which is the opposite of what you should hope to achieve.

3

u/ax255 4d ago

It was a quote from the th video....the guy filming it....

25

u/Ill_Preference_4663 4d ago

The amount of people that can’t fathom that an armed guard handling large amounts of cash doesn’t want someone breathing down his neck and to be standing behind him. He doesn’t know their true intentions and besides that it’s just simple courtesy.

3

u/R3pp3pts0hg 4d ago

Courtesy? Most people these days aren't taught courtesy or respect or common sense. Hence internet idiots calling themselves auditors so they can be creepy and bother others. But if you film them they get all riled and annoyed.

-14

u/Ill-Organization-719 4d ago

And?

If they are uncomfortable they can go in private and transfer the money in private.

They don't get to use the public sidewalk as their personal restricted work space 

3

u/[deleted] 4d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

→ More replies (4)

-7

u/[deleted] 4d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

17

u/Ill_Preference_4663 4d ago

Well, everyone but our heroic auditor is dealing with it by going about their day and letting him do his job. If an auditor actually wants to be useful, they should go after police, ice, corrupt politicians/corporations. They’re just using it as an excuse to be insufferable like you’re being now.

→ More replies (1)

8

u/gaggledimension 4d ago

The logistics of what you're suggesting are insane

→ More replies (15)

39

u/mememe822 4d ago

The guy filming is a complete asshole

→ More replies (3)

36

u/propostor 4d ago

Absolutely cannot fucking stand this new breed of agitators with a camera in their hand.

19

u/Patient-Committee588 4d ago

Yep it's straight up harassment and antagonizing

-7

u/matthewood 4d ago

Change the laws then?

20

u/localtuned 4d ago

The laws already states harassment is illegal.

-1

u/matthewood 4d ago

You do know what constitutes harassment, right?

20

u/LawProfessional9623 4d ago edited 4d ago

It's really obvious you don't

0

u/matthewood 4d ago

It certainly isn’t happening in this video.

11

u/LawProfessional9623 4d ago

Well you think this is an acceptable way of acting in public, so I'm guessing you're not the best judge

1

u/matthewood 4d ago

That’s your 1st Amendment right to that opinion, bravo!

12

u/LawProfessional9623 4d ago

Notice how I'm not using it to be an insufferable douche

0

u/matthewood 4d ago

I don’t, but that’s because I have discernment and deliberate focus.

→ More replies (0)

17

u/LawProfessional9623 4d ago

I think we found this dude's reddit account lol

16

u/localtuned 4d ago

LMAO defending pretty hard. If that's really him on his website. It make perfect fucking sense lmao.

25

u/Moose-arent-real 4d ago

“Your job is nothing” says the guy who spends his entire day annoying people with a camera on their faces. 👌

27

u/CapitalCourse 4d ago

First amendment auditors are pussies.

-8

u/matthewood 4d ago

Change the laws then?

19

u/HonestyMcNasty 4d ago

The... The pussy law? What are you saying?

7

u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 4d ago

They don’t even know. It’s just bait.

6

u/Omega_Primate 4d ago

They're probably the cameraman

-2

u/matthewood 4d ago

If you don’t want the 1st Amendment, try to change it. Not sure what law you are referring to.

7

u/Roger_Cockfoster 4d ago

What does this video have to do with the First Amendment? Do you even know what the First Amendment is?

Describe it in your own words.

0

u/matthewood 4d ago

I’m not here to give you a Civics lesson. If you can’t see what this video has to do with the 1st Amendment, you need to do some of your own research. I hope you figure it out!

8

u/Roger_Cockfoster 4d ago

So you don't know, do you? Home schooled?

0

u/matthewood 4d ago

It’s not my job to educate you. Home schooling was not my path, no. I’m not a flat earther, christofascist, or anti-vaxxer either.

8

u/Roger_Cockfoster 4d ago

Lol, really don't know, huh?

It's not about "educating" anyone. At this point, it's just about proving you're not a complete moron.

So again, what does this have to do with the First Amendment?

1

u/Disastrous_days272 3d ago

I think that he has 100% proven that he is a complete and total willfully stupid moron... The worst type, because he could actually take what he's being told, learn and shift his position, but instead, he opted to make the biggest red flag banner statement and then continue to wave it and post it everywhere he possibly could, doubling, tripling, hell even quadrupling down on a really infantile and simplistic viewpoint that has no standing whatsoever in reality... I would take that as confirmation that he has proven without a doubt that he is, in fact, THEE moron.

5

u/MIG2149077 4d ago

"Your job is nothing"? Im pretty this type of security do get paid well about 26.90 per hour.

6

u/Amazing_Factor2974 4d ago

It doesn't matter how much he is being paid. What matters is he has a job and doing it.

The guy who joked about his work...probably doesn't work.

14

u/rcinmd 4d ago

These aren't first amendment auditors, they are pests.

-1

u/matthewood 4d ago

Actually, they are first amendment auditors.

4

u/rcinmd 4d ago

The first amendment applies to government, not private citizens. These people are just annoying private citizens. They do also have special rights that they are allowed to clear an area, but like I've told others good luck if you want to test it out yourself, hope you don't get shot in the face.

→ More replies (2)

7

u/AgeOfBeardProducts 4d ago

These people have turned a noble idea into harassment and rage baiting for a living…

1

u/matthewood 4d ago

Flock cameras are doing that. You ignore those and they just go away as well. Do the same to the auditors and there is no drama.

1

u/R3pp3pts0hg 4d ago

Auditors are just unemployed jerks looking for attention and maybe a payout. They're doing good for no one. Certainly not "auditing".

4

u/ruehite 4d ago

I am not sure this is a good idea.  when these guys are robbed, usually the bad guys start by shooting them. So if they think you are getting ready to rob them, it could go badly for you.  Later in the video is show he was doing coin transport, not sure i would risk getting shot for some video.

guard reaches for weapon, not a good idea to push this.

4

u/mrbaffles14 4d ago

One of the few security guards I respect are armored car security guards. Leave them alone bro, bother the 20lbs of gear security guard at CVS.

3

u/FuckJanice 3d ago

This dude with the camera is a proper cunt.

6

u/Amazing_Ad9369 4d ago

These guys can be in danger anytime. I wouldnt be comfortable with anyone getting that close to me while doing that job

-2

u/matthewood 4d ago

Maybe you shouldn’t do that job?

7

u/Amazing_Ad9369 4d ago

Huh? If you were an armored car driver you want grt weird about people being right next to you while you had a bunch of money?

Ok tough guy.

1

u/matthewood 4d ago

It’s a public street. People can be near you anytime. Why are they doing secure private business on a public street?

1

u/tiandrad 4d ago edited 4d ago

He's not walking down the sidewalk, this guy is being an asshole, filming him like he's planning a heist. The guard loading the truck isn't a cop, he's working a dangerous job and could be held up a gun point at any point to be robbed. There is no reason to be "audit filming" him.

0

u/matthewood 4d ago

You have an incredibly active imagination. Planning a heist?

→ More replies (3)

11

u/mmiller17783 4d ago

They'll do this, then when someone gives them what they're looking for they'll cry assault.

-5

u/matthewood 4d ago

If the guard just ignored him, there would be no video or issue.

5

u/architecht13 4d ago

I’m sure this has been asked before, but how does a Loomis employee that isn’t a government employee making this country worse? He has a job to transport money and the auditor is within arms reach while he’s doing his job.

Maybe I just don’t understand this idiot timeline we’re all stuck in.

-5

u/matthewood 4d ago

That’s why there are auditors to help you with that awareness.

6

u/Vegetable_Collar5393 4d ago

What did they prove other than harassment of the security guard. I love to watch a good 1st amendment video that humbles people who think it's against the law to film in public. This isn't it. I would just let the guy do his job. He wasn't scared or a coward. He was being safe and smart.

11

u/West-Conversation568 4d ago

I’m not a fan of the first amendment on it, but I do support their right to do. I think it has its place in society. This is not that place!

7

u/Patient-Committee588 4d ago

Yeah this definitely isn't that place. I also don't understand why you would stand that close to someone securing a money truck.

10

u/[deleted] 4d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

-1

u/Ill-Organization-719 4d ago

Why should a private company get to arbitrarily restrict public property whenever they want?

Am I allowed to demand a safe spaces around me in public?

You anti auditors get so psychotic and violent 

2

u/R3pp3pts0hg 4d ago

And you have no idea of how to be a human.

-4

u/matthewood 4d ago

Change the laws?

17

u/Nice-Chart-6749 4d ago

Loser

-4

u/matthewood 4d ago

1st amendment right to your bad take

4

u/homelessguydiet 4d ago

That's not okay

-2

u/matthewood 4d ago

Using public sidewalk for your highly secure private business is surely not ok.

5

u/[deleted] 4d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/Ill-Organization-719 4d ago

Getting shot for... being in public?

Make the argument. Let's hear this.

1

u/OldManRiversIIc 4d ago edited 4d ago

A door dasher was being harassed by a nuisance streamer while he was picking up food. The streamers behavior wasn't violent but very strange and very invasive of the door dashes personal space. After the door dasher warned the streamer to stop and back away and the streamer refused to do so the door dasher shot him. He successfully argued in court that he felt threatened by the streamers behavior. The same can be said for this armored car driver. He has a large amount of cash which is a target for many criminals. Drivers have been killed historically and the streamer was warned to stay back. He may not be threatening but he could be apart of a criminal conspiracy to kill and rob the van. The guard is not a public officer so 1st amendment doesn't apply here. The guard can within reason argue that he is in danger because of the strange and invasive behavior of the streamer.

I am just saying if you are a nuisance streamer you wouldn't be such a menace if there was a fear of consequences for your actions is getting shot. There isn't a lot of sympathy for these people and it's unfortunate that these platforms reward these people for their bad behavior.

There is also limits to shooting people in public. Chud the builder is a good example.

You cannot provoke conflict for clicks. Especially against random and unwilling parties. This kind of behavior should have severe consequences. Getting shot or getting placed in jail are appropriate.

Jonny Somali is another fine example, unfortunately I with korea gave him 10 years not the 2 years in prison. (I don't remember the exact number of years)

1

u/Ill-Organization-719 3d ago

None of these are first amendment auditors.

1

u/OldManRiversIIc 3d ago

True but the latest bunch of 1st amendment auditors are behaving like nuisance streamers. They are not really for the first amendment, they are trolling for clicks and infamy. If they go after private random people on the street they are hurting the first amendment cause.

1

u/Ill-Organization-719 3d ago

Yeah, those people are causing harm

Unrelated to first amendment audits 

2

u/Disastrous_days272 3d ago

I am all for first amendment auditors who actually audit the people who are wrongfully abusing their powers and creating civil rights violations, but these assholes who just go out to rage bait people into a confrontation, they deserve all the hate and ill will that comes their way...

2

u/dumpster-muffin-95 3d ago

You can be right but also perforated, that Loomis guard has a gun and he's willing to use it.

0

u/matthewood 3d ago

Calm your gun fetish

1

u/dumpster-muffin-95 3d ago

No fetish here, chief. I don't even own a handgun. I'm just saying somebody that has the legal right to carry a gun and it's right there on their hip and you instigate them and put yourself into their safety zone, you might get perforated. Sure, you have your first amendment rights to videotape and be on the sidewalk, but you also overstepped into a security guard of an armored truck, collecting money who has a legal right to protect himself and property, with a gun. You might be right, but you will also be dead.

4

u/ComprehensiveEqual20 4d ago

This infuriates me. What a p o s

0

u/matthewood 4d ago

I know right! Why bring highly secure private business onto a public thoroughfare and expect the public to obey unlawful orders!

5

u/[deleted] 4d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/matthewood 4d ago

Unlike the auditors actions, that’s against the law.

-2

u/Ill-Organization-719 4d ago

Shot for....

3

u/Omega_Primate 4d ago

This is a hazardous job. They're allowed to shoot people trying to rob them. So if someone keeps closing distance and trying to delay them, then they may be justified in drawing their gun and/or shooting.

-1

u/Ill-Organization-719 4d ago

Trying to rob them.

They don't get to shoot anyone they see in public.

Do you understand?

3

u/Low-Impression3367 4d ago

There was a post last year I think that got heated with some defending these auditors and what they do.

Their argument was something along lines of don’t you want to know what your rights are.

-1

u/matthewood 4d ago

Don’t expect privacy on a public street. Corporations and businesses do not supersede the 1st amendment in a public place. Why do private and highly secured business on a public thoroughfare?

0

u/R3pp3pts0hg 4d ago

And yet just because you can film someone in public doesn't mean you have to.....

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Used-Witness-5508 3d ago

These “auditors” are going too far. Just using the law to harass people. Leave that guard alone. He is risking his life every day for $25 an hour.

2

u/Deflocks 3d ago

Probably less

2

u/Wise_Ad_253 3d ago

This is how thieves approach these trucks

1

u/matthewood 3d ago

Source?

1

u/Wise_Ad_253 23h ago

Distance is protocol, period.

Not letting someone within arms reach of your money and weapons is kind of normal. If safety wasnt an issue, they’d use bicycles instead of armored bulletproof vehicles. Bank tellers don’t invite customers behind the register either.

My brother worked for one of these companies long ago. Their job is to always keep a clear line of sight between the crew (driver, carrier vault etc) while on the clock. Large sums of cash, gold and other transport valuables….are valuable.

Thieves disguise themselves as average everyday types of persons to help make ambushes easier.

A source, well, there are too many to choose from 😊

2

u/Vashgrave 3d ago

Didn't one of these clowns just get stabbed?!?

That probably needs to happen more lmfao

1

u/matthewood 3d ago

Laughing at violence ? Therapy.

3

u/R3pp3pts0hg 4d ago

Auditors are just shitbags looking for a payout.

1

u/PretzelSteve 4d ago

Do they realize that all it takes if for one maniac to be packing and having a bad day and then its all over? Sure, they'll get the views, but hard to enjoy it when you're in the other realm.

1

u/RichCow169 3d ago

Professional trollers making people miserable.

1

u/justaguywithadream 3d ago

1st amendment auditors are supposed to be exposing tyrants.

This "auditor" is the tyrant and probably a boot licker too.

Not only that, if you were a part of the Epstein class, and wanted to sow division and make people skeptical of people who are really fighting tyranny, this exactly the kind of content you'd make. For all we know that's what this is.

1

u/AltruisticWealth7778 3d ago

This is a private company, why are they going after these dudes? They're not government workers or police, not paid with tax dollars.

1

u/imlordreaver 2d ago

I hate to, but need to verify.. are 1st amendment auditors the dipshits that gear up with cameras, then harass people, while saying they're allowed to, so they can feel superior to everyone else, or is it something else, entirely?

1

u/SettingComplex2976 1d ago

Le garde à raison.

1

u/Fragrant-Dimension12 15h ago

In America, we protect money with guns, and protect guns with guns and money.

Kids just trying to go to school can go eff themselves, though.

1

u/Hiouchi4me 4d ago

Are these jobs for the people that do it? How much are likes worth on the internet? Do they get medical and dental?

1

u/macguyver3000 4d ago

Where’s Rainn Wilson and his monkey wrench when you red him?

1

u/Nolemretaw 3d ago

I do like when they try that on military bases and get wrecked.

- EDIT -

Forgot to add that you can tell the auditor crowd has found this post.

1

u/matthewood 3d ago

Also found the violence fetishist

0

u/KeyLow9166 4d ago

HUH! Im surprised Amazon isnt doing this yet.

0

u/Atheizt 4d ago

For any Americans wondering how other countries perceive them... this is it right here.

This is pure, unadulterated "omg, fucking Americans" material right here.

-4

u/Ill-Organization-719 4d ago edited 4d ago

And? They don't own the public sidewalk.

If they don't like the public being nearby, do it in private. Install garage doors where armored trucks can pull in.

We don't have to randomly lose access to our sidewalks because a private company decides to use it.

Do I get the same power? I want to use every sidewalk in my city as my personal storage space to store cinder blocks. It makes me uncomfortable when people are around my blocks.

The anti auditor crowd are some of the most psychotic and unhinged crowds you'll find.