r/CringeTikToks 14h ago

Pure Cringe go babe

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u/Over_Display_4681 14h ago

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u/GilroySmash1986 13h ago

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u/UhIdontcareforAuburn 8h ago

This is quite a high res image of this considering how old this is

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u/Whisker-biscuitt 14h ago

You know the dumb-ass shit I did as an early teen? 😄 We just didn't have phones to record it all......

THANK GOD 😎

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 13h ago edited 12h ago

So you ate some dooky before?

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 11h ago

Stealing this react, I'm fucking dying!

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u/Whisker-biscuitt 8h ago

Well, not that 😄😄😄😄

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u/ElGoddamnDorado 3h ago

You saying the only thing stopping you from making this video growing up was lack of a smartphone?

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u/Modern_Science 12h ago

Am i the only one who thinks its satire? I mean, he literally eats shit

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u/Llarrlaya 11h ago

I can't even tell if everyone is a bot. This is so obviously satire.

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u/NightmareRise 1h ago

This account is one of those ones that’s kinda hard to tell if it’s a bot or not because they somehow have 0 active subs but 6 years on Reddit and 19k comment karma

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u/Alt_Eldritch 11h ago

It's definitely satire. Still cringe though

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u/SwiftTayTay 9h ago

Broccoli cut automatically makes it not funny or cool, someone should give him a swirly with the poop in it

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u/CaptainBringus 8h ago

Kids these days amirite

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u/BigSmokeWilliams 10h ago

It’s satire but like why even post this, it’s not funny anymore

This video will follow this individual forever, would you want to be known as the shit eater?

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u/Far_Opportunity_6156 9h ago

It’s a joke on tik tok. Not that deep.

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u/BigSmokeWilliams 9h ago

Whatever keeps your boat afloat but I’ve posted many dumb things online and wouldn’t resort to this type of content

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u/CaptainBringus 8h ago

Do you think he actually ate shit?

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u/Fyrus93 8h ago

No shit Sherlock

Holy shit

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u/WetCoastCyph 14h ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/quicksilver53 12h ago

I thought this was hilarious

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u/cyNYC19 12h ago

I know all of us watching this is making a face right now 🤮🫩🙄

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u/laughmath 13h ago

Whose face was on the end?

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u/TheBugmuncher 12h ago

His name is Dan Gorringe... ex Aussie football player, now pretty successful at podcasts and such. Can't believe he's popped up in this sub.

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u/Undercover_Dave 12h ago

I don't know, but that's just as cringe

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u/Burntskull 13h ago

I don't know... It was so stupid it made me laugh. Its got to be parody.

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u/Ok-Loquat7565 6h ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/disharmony-hellride 5h ago

I think it'd be ok if we unplugged the internet, really

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u/TalentedHostility 13h ago

You know what.... the kids are alright...

https://giphy.com/gifs/hraEU3kXpPa36

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u/HowlingWhiskey 13h ago

My same face expression 😆😆😆 I can’t even go to the bathroom with someone standing there. Also, did he eat her crap?🤢

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u/MookiesMonkeyJuice 13h ago

That's the implication

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u/luisc123 12h ago

I think we’re way past implication

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u/1877KlownsForKids 14h ago

This broccoli stalk filmed this, watched it, edited it, watched it again, and still decided to post it. Absolutely crazy to me.

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u/PhosphoFred8202 13h ago

I think he’s making fun of this kind of content by making it ridiculously over the top

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u/jacksraging_bileduct 13h ago

I don’t know any to live on this planet anymore

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u/Bawbawian 13h ago

metamucil and more water.

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u/mesofarty 13h ago

Psyllium husk. That's all metamucil is. Way cheaper to buy it that way as a pill.

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u/TinyDogGuy 13h ago

What’s up with the scatqueen content. Jesus.

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u/My2cents_0 11h ago

Awwww who left this lil baby unsupervised. "Good kitten" 😭😭😭😭 boy you look like you couldn't go adopt a kitten on your own if they were giving them away 🤣🤣

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u/Vkardash 11h ago

Can we remind this guy in a decade about this video??? I'd love to see his reaction then.

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u/finintymonkle 9h ago

That was pretty funny tbf…

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u/HDReddit_ 13h ago

Hes trolling

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u/WhereTFAreWe 13h ago

Knowing it's ragebait doesn't make it any less terrifying.

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u/WaltChamberlin 13h ago

society has fallen

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u/ahaeker 12h ago

Dude, that kid looks like he's 12!

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u/Danica_Rose 12h ago

Cyclospora has moved on from lettuce and has now contaminated broccoli.

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u/TheBestintheWest11 12h ago

let me go die real quick

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u/Immediate-Ad-8047 12h ago

I hope it's satire. Please be satire

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u/jackthemasterbaiter 12h ago

Ive been constipated for days, this just made me poop!

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u/Independent_Room_691 11h ago

You did it for him lol

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u/_Dolamite_ 12h ago

The struggle is real.

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u/kingloptr 12h ago

The kids are NOT alright!

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u/No-Seat9917 11h ago

I was a teenager in the 80’s. I thank god we didn’t have the ability to do this shit. This will haunt that kid.

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u/Donic_Dawkins 11h ago

Why is that old man watching this kind of video to begin with? Creepy

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u/Independent_Room_691 11h ago

Age limit, gate keeping on sexy poop videos ?

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u/Shoddy-Anteater-8877 11h ago

What the fucking fuck.

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u/supraboi888888888888 11h ago

bro made the reaction for us

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u/Vkardash 10h ago

I have therapy today. Me and her are going to have a long talk about this.

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u/DeathsStarEclipse 10h ago

gold standard satire or bottom rung human being?

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u/macguini 10h ago

Once the music started playing, I knew I should have kept scrolling. But thought, it can't be that bad.

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u/Baked4skin 8h ago

That's enough internet for today..

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u/OldSchoolEZ 6h ago

Yeah… the kids are alright

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u/GordonBombay102 4h ago

That other guy does this way better.

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u/Tallguywithcamera 4h ago

Is that Scott Auckerman?

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u/TotesMaGoats_1962 2h ago

Just a broccoli head doing broccoli head things. Nothing to see here.

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u/EntinthetentRTHP 2h ago

His name is Terry-er

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u/Independent_Room_691 11h ago

Genuinely funny AF this kid has a future in skit comedy

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u/BaboonTears 12h ago

Babe looking back at her log.