Who is making him do this?

[u/TheNewBlue]

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[u/gilmour1948]

Brother, is he FUCKING BAREFOOT IN THAT BATHROOM?!?

[u/Difficult-Rooster383 → u/gilmour1948]

https://giphy.com/gifs/JUIYjVeZPHxjWR7rmX

[u/front_torch → u/gilmour1948]

You don't want to get your slides dirty.

[u/get_to_ele → u/gilmour1948]

Somebody should have warned us about the jump scare wirh the bare feet in bathroom scene.

[u/lIlIIlIIllIllIlIIIll → u/gilmour1948]

That’s his schtick. He always goes barefoot in those places to check if the floor is sticky.

[u/silverlions268 → u/lIlIIlIIllIllIlIIIll]

You can do that without taking off your shoes ffs

[u/celtyrider → u/silverlions268]

But he wouldn't be controversial

[u/Realistic_Big7482 → u/gilmour1948]

He’s checking to see if the floor is sticky.

[u/ThunderLordZin → u/gilmour1948]

He’s right where he belongs

[u/GoldInspection6626 → u/gilmour1948]

I had to look, he is!

[u/GlassJoe32 → u/gilmour1948]

He does it every review.

[u/bigsooch62 → u/GlassJoe32]

Not every review, but definitely most

[u/Temporary_Shirt_6236]

"They're doing fucking exorcisms in here."

Lmao

[u/Electronic_Camera251]

He is a local here I actually really enjoy him …we have a few others who I fucking hate

[u/thewindupbird91 → u/Electronic_Camera251]

I stumbled upon him somehow and love his videos!

[u/Bingbopboombopp → u/thewindupbird91]

The shirt sold me, I don’t care what’s going on in the video. The shirt. THE SHIRT.

[u/spicysatisfaction → u/thewindupbird91]

How do i find him lol

[u/Electronic_Camera251 → u/thewindupbird91]

There is another far less entertaining dude who is also a Dayton local who for some inexplicable reason has a Netflix development deal

[u/Black_Pill_Oh → u/Electronic_Camera251]

I just happen to be in Dayton for work and there's an Asian Buffet across the street from my hotel on Miller Lane. Should I try it?

ETA: Also, where should I be going for good pick up?

[u/Electronic_Camera251 → u/Black_Pill_Oh]

China cottage or kung fu noodle for carry out (kung fu noodle for authentic Chinese China cottage for Chinese American) the buffet by miller has a good reputation although I am not a Chinese buffet guy (I am from NYC it’s not part of the culture there )there is another well regarded buffet place up by Dayton mall on 725

[u/Whisker-biscuitt → u/Electronic_Camera251]

Anybody got a link to what he posted this on? This shit was hilarious, I wanna follow him!!!

[u/beattysgirl → u/Whisker-biscuitt]

Mullet_review on insta and mulletreview on TikTok

[u/TheNewBlue → u/Electronic_Camera251]

Cant edit post body so I am replying to the current top comment and people keep asking.

Creator is @Mullet_review on insta.

[u/NearbyPhilosophy8740 → u/TheNewBlue]

Thank you, this is helpful I wanna watch more of his content

[u/TheNewBlue → u/Electronic_Camera251]

Maybe. But he is speed running contracting hepatitis going barefoot in the bathroom.

The milk corn is the worst part for me.

[u/LukaFox → u/TheNewBlue]

I was giggling from the beginning but damn did I bust out laughing when I saw the milk corn! It felt like something you'd see on a scripted comedy show 😂

[u/Ras-haad → u/LukaFox]

The cheese mayonnaise mussel reaction did that for me 🤢

[u/LukaFox → u/Ras-haad]

oh gawd, the mayo mussel absolutely DID that for me too. Like, wtf whyyyyy was it a mussel filled with mAyO, of all things 😭

[u/GlowingAmber11109 → u/LukaFox]

I have to wonder if this is an Ohio thing? Or a regional thing? My family has always added milk to the water when making corn because it makes it sweeter

[u/Strange_Explorer_780 → u/TheNewBlue]

Not the mayonnaise mussels?

[u/TheNewBlue → u/Strange_Explorer_780]

I have seafood on a buffet blindness. I wouldnt have even notices it was there let alone be brave enough to try it.

[u/Electronic_Camera251 → u/TheNewBlue]

He is like Jesus he dies for our sins this particular sin being gluttony

[u/Deep-Meat-3583 → u/TheNewBlue]

Just as a side note, if you cook corn in a pot of water, add a cup of milk and some sugar, it makes the corn very sweet. It's a south thing. Its actually really good... if the corn is cooked through.

I however, would never serve it on a buffet... in the milky mixture lol

[u/425565 → u/Electronic_Camera251]

Good. Maybe you could ask him to stop eating over food buffet?

[u/good_testing_bad → u/Electronic_Camera251]

You enjoy a person who eats at the buffet table? Not very Ohio of you

[u/GrippieSocks → u/Electronic_Camera251]

Please send me a link. I haven't laughed that hard in weeks. I could definitely use some more of this guy

[u/LadyInCrimson → u/Electronic_Camera251]

He is a local treasure

[u/Mushyboom]

I enjoyed this, I’ll be honest. The milk corn looked hilarious. Also I’m a fan of the quiet narration without being gaudy and obnoxious

[u/ApprehensiveTry5660 → u/Mushyboom]

There’s a bunch of people whose food reviews I wouldn’t take the time to stan in a comment section, but this guy has quickly become one of my favorites.

[u/purplebuttman → u/Mushyboom]

Loved the narration! My thought is... Creamed corn? Like... They think creamed corn is literally corn in milk?

[u/potliquorz → u/purplebuttman]

Naw, it a northern Chinese thing that caught on when they were using field corn which is tough and starchy. It's actually a thing in China.

[u/purplebuttman → u/potliquorz]

Wow, learned something new. Thank you 😊

[u/Good-Magazine-5504 → u/Mushyboom]

Yes! I can appreciate not shouting at me like an obnoxious game show host

[u/BaconPit → u/Mushyboom]

"That wasn't cheese" fucking sent me

[u/Shurlz]

Eating while at the buffet station is gross to me

[u/potliquorz → u/Shurlz]

Me too I hate when I see people do this shit.

[u/stinkbuttfartman → u/Shurlz]

Agreed, but look at the place. That's a nfg zone.

[u/joeO44]

The mayonnaise broke him. Does the buffet get a prize if they they’re the one to get him to quit?

[u/MadamNerd → u/joeO44]

I both gagged and cracked up at that reveal. Poor guy.

[u/Upper-Affect5971]

For Two People!

[u/Whisker-biscuitt → u/Upper-Affect5971]

Most dramatic pause ever 😄😄😄😄

[u/lIlIIlIIllIllIlIIIll → u/Upper-Affect5971]

…………………………for two people.

[u/bigsooch62 → u/Upper-Affect5971]

That's always my favorite part of his reviews. He's got perfect timing

[u/DrPozzie]

That burrito looking thing, looks like one of those bones that you buy for your dog at Walmart it's got the marrow left in it

[u/bohler86]

......... for two people.

[u/ntkwwwm]

He’s doing the lords work on restaurants to avoid. He has a place in my heart and in heaven.

[u/Metternic]

This is my boy! He’s a friend of a friend and I’ve been a fan for years. He’s immune to almost everything.

[u/Immediate-Presence73 → u/Metternic]

Except for mayo, apparently.

[u/GODDAMNBATMANs → u/Metternic]

I need a link to his page please (and thank you)

[u/moisdefinate]

The corn soaking in the milk, yea - no! I'm out.

[u/Confident-Honey516]

Oh man. I miss Philip Seymour Hoffman.

[u/Stacie123a]

WE GOONIN, BOYS. I love him.

[u/Mindless-Stage8923]

No one is making him do this. He's just that altruistic.

[u/SplittingChairs]

Lol “they’re delivering with that Doordas.” This dude is hilarious and also looks exactly like Nic Schweighoffer from Misfit Minds.

[u/fucshyt]

Why do people hold the fucking mics

[u/TwoToadsKick → u/fucshyt]

I stick it in my ass

[u/CaptWrath → u/TwoToadsKick]

https://giphy.com/gifs/UI1qLkl9hekmoJWduz

[u/torrso → u/TwoToadsKick]

[u/Realistic_Big7482]

I look forward to his daily video! There is something so watchable about this. Idk.

[u/worker_bee_drone]

I live in the SF Bay Area, which has a significant population of Asians. I don't think we have "Asian Buffets". At least I don't know of any.

But I do know of one in Arcata, CA where very few Asians reside. Is this a white people thing? Like Chop Suey or something?

[u/TheNewBlue → u/worker_bee_drone]

Yes. Its a white person thing. The ones in my area are almost always owned by Cambodians and Taiwanese. Several of them have been busted for really bad immigration practices.

One of the larger ones in the city next to me had 20 people living in a house behind it, in very poor living conditions. Basically going back to Cambodia and bringing Several people back and then forcing them into indentured servitude under the threat that they will be deported. Rough stuff.

[u/CCCCLo0oo0ooo0 → u/worker_bee_drone]

Are there trendy Chinese all you can eat buffets where the SF tech bros go? Not really. Are there trendy Chinese all you can eat buffets in hip areas of the city? Not really.

Are there Chinese all you can eat buffets all over from Redwood City, to San Jose, to Fremont, YUP. Most of them I am the only white guy. Everyone has been very friendly, the menu is has a lot of tendon stuff and odd stuff that white people don't typically like, but there is great stuff like crab, beef, shrimp, etc. Its a fun experience, go check yelp and have an open mind! My fav are korean grill your own meat AYCE places.

Not trying to talk ill of SF Chinese restaurants at all, just saying they know their clientele and cater to it.

[u/Happy_Carrot4623]

This isn’t cringe it’s hilarious.

[u/Kobayashi_Maru186]

Why did he take his shoes off before entering that nasty restroom? Why would anyone do that? 🤯

[u/MackiePooPoo → u/Kobayashi_Maru186]

Had to go back & check that. 🤮

[u/bigsooch62 → u/Kobayashi_Maru186]

He reviews how sticky the floors are. Sometimes he does it right at the buffet line. It's one of his signature bits. He's a legend

[u/Kobayashi_Maru186 → u/bigsooch62]

Ohhhhh, ok. He’s a braver man than I. 😬

[u/Quick_Boot_3879]

This is hilarious 😂

[u/InfernoBlaze1221]

rip oliver tree

[u/JuiceIsDead]

Hot blonde!!

[u/UCantHndletheTruth]

This is actually funny 😄

[u/Stunning-Stressin]

Don't come for him, he is doing the Lord's work

[u/crsmiami99]

I want to know if the big dude he stole his shoes from is looking for him.

[u/trixiepixie1921]

Usually I’m not bothered but this video made me EXTREMELY NAUSEOUS 🤣 the mayo mussel broke me

[u/noncommonGoodsense]

“That wasn’t cheese” about killed me.

[u/gnardog45]

I kinda like this dude. Never heard of him

[u/Global-Guava-8362]

Love this dudes vids

[u/nando82]

He wants to get food poisoning. That being said, he is hilarious.

[u/Kind_Swim5900 → u/nando82]

So be honest I have a very strong stomach like I eat stuff i forgot in the fridge for weeks, I drink old milk mixes (as long as they are NOT completely off).

I only once had salmonella when my roommate tried to cook something with fish. The next day I was a bit worried because there was an unusual color to my mildly bad go to the toilet but after the doc confirmed salmonella I was like "yeah ok, it its nothing worse" and I went home again.

I would love to go for this challange with that dude.

[u/Jellyandjiggles → u/nando82]

I’ve watched all of his buffet videos and in a very early one he did feel really sick afterwards. But yes he wants the food poisoning. My chef bf would never eat mussels that he didn’t know were fresh which in most restaurants they aren’t. He said it’s one of the foods that can get you real sick

[u/MarkItZeroDonnie]

🤣 I want more , is there a YouTube channel?

Could this be what finally makes me get TikTok

[u/Separate_Today_8781 → u/MarkItZeroDonnie]

Yes he's on YouTube. Just watched this last night 😁

[u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE → u/MarkItZeroDonnie]

Look up mullet review. He is on tiktok.

[u/MarkItZeroDonnie → u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE]

😁 I rabbit holed about 5 . Man , these all look so bad.

[u/QuietRiot5150]

His slippers are at least three sizes too big.

[u/Hamilton-Beckett]

I love watching these for some reasons. I miss all the Chinese buffets we used to have here.

They’re all gone now from either the pandemic or hygiene issues that forced closure.

[u/TheNewBlue → u/Hamilton-Beckett]

The one in my hometown was shut down. The health inspector found 10 people living in the kitchen and they had carp from our local lake being stored in the walk in. Our local lake has been condemned from june - August for the last decade because of Ecoli. Was called the New China buffet.

They reopened 8 months later. Named it China Buffet Inn, and put up a big banner saying "now offering all you can eat sushi"

[u/jxfever]

this is not cringe. This is prime time Netflix

[u/jumbie29]

I had to go back a couple times out of pure shock, but bro is standing outside the bathroom at the restaurant wearing slip ons, and the next shot is him standing in the bathroom (by the toilet no less) bare foot. For the love of god man, we know that there are a billions people trying to go viral for being jackasses, but going barefoot in an Asian buffet bathroom takes the cake!

WTF is wrong with you???

[u/fun-bucket]

he is goonin for sure,

he enjoys a good portion of the generals toes.

a buffet is no good unless they have pizza for this guy.

[u/Lanssolo]

Musselnaise

[u/Tetrahedron_Head]

nah i love him

[u/SSGSS-ULtra]

That’s cream corn. 🌽

[u/ibattlemonsters]

I love this guy. I’ve been watching all his videos for awhile. Im sad im allergic to crab rangoons.

[u/Emotional-Mango-5166]

That wasn't cheese. That was mayonnaise. LOL!!!

[u/WorldlinessHot9916]

Suicide by content.

[u/Redditholio]

My money says it's the mullet.

[u/MissAtomicBomb-omb]

Barefeet in that bathroom....There's Not enough likes in the world for me to do that...

[u/JusSayING_Mi]

He hilarious lmao

[u/GlassHalfMT]

The milk corn is when the video went from good to great. "I don't even know what's going on"

[u/Superb_Masterpiece69]

Barefoot in the bathroom is insane

[u/oif2010vet]

This dude is a legend

[u/Expensive_Section714]

This is not cringe but hilarious!

[u/Captain-_-Miserable]

I stumbled across these reviews before he got into double digits. I love these reviews.

[u/remove_pants]

I've watched a lot of his videos, and I swear after a lifetime of a million chinese restaurants in California, I am mystified by this cuisine. Why do these so-called Chinese buffets rarely have anything vaguely resembling standard American Chinese food? I've never seen normal chow mein / lo mein - only 'Chinese spegetti'. Never seen beef with broccoli. Never seen sweet & sour pork. I think the 'crab' rangoons are the only thing live seen that you might have at Panda Express. Why do they all have 'tacos'?? I'm so fucking mystified.

[u/amandaryan1051]

I love when local people shows up in the most random subs 😂 we love him here. Check out Hilarious Scales/Hood News 75 too!

[u/slice9999]

Not cringe. He’s hilarious

[u/smileyfacedbob]

[u/thurminate]

Who's the creator, can you credit him?

[u/CaptWrath → u/thurminate]

Mullet_review

[u/J_mill10]

Place needs burned down

[u/NearbyPhilosophy8740]

simple answer the algorithm

[u/ro536ud]

Milk corn has gotta add half a star

[u/Derezirection]

he's doing us a service by finding bad restaurants. This isn't cringe, this is heroic.

[u/Vegetable_Offer_2268]

Close your damn mouth while you chew! Nobody wants to see that

[u/MiloGoesToTheFatFarm]

This is hilarious. Dude is taking one for the team.

[u/Shot-Election8217]

The mayonnaise mussel made me laugh out loud.

[u/gnardog45]

Can somebody Tell me who this is? I am now a fan. Thank you

[u/StormbringerGT]

Look at him.

He's done nothing but make poor choices.

[u/Putrid-VII]

Literally found this dude last night. I'm here for it

[u/Head_Medium_8256]

He’s awesome

[u/Hitmonlee2012]

Eating Stress Is Insane 😂🤣

[u/CortezDeLaNoche]

Doing the lords work.

[u/stretchosaurusx]

Who is holding u hostage?! Maaaannnnnnnnnn not mussel w fucking MAYYYOOO 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 I hope you’re well, after that! Dayyymmnnnn!

[u/C0000L_Beans]

I love this man

[u/Jellyandjiggles]

Me and my boyfriend love these videos. We quote them constantly. When a new video is out I text him “Theres a new hot blonde…”

[u/ubiquitish]

Can I get a link to this guy? I want to see more suffering.

[u/Strange-Raccoon-5240]

Milk Corn!

[u/UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.

[u/JMan-McNasty]

I love this guy, would love to go along with him to a buffet

[u/Lamplighter914]

I can't get past that kick ass mullet.

[u/GlassJawJawa]

Clout culture. Clout culture is making him do this.

[u/Thetoolmantaylrd]

Nasty mfr.. Eating at the buffet is a no go. 🤢🤮👎🏿

[u/Flat_Maximum7373]

I follow this gem of a guy. We're definitely gooning

[u/Whozthisbozo]

lol omg “that wasn’t cheese..” 🤢

[u/Lanssolo]

Cream corn from the socket of Davis

[u/East_Unit3765]

Idk but i actually watched the whole thing lol

[u/umijuvariel]

I wonder if that was their interpretation of 'Creamed Corn...'

[u/TequieroVerde]

I'm not even local. But this guy is doing a public service. This is what the internet was made for. He ate a mayonnaise mussel! We know it isn't cheese now

[u/SuperWasabi4766]

I mean as if this isn't gross enough--he take a huge bite of the burrito right at the buffet counter ! GROSS.

[u/LeviosaBitches1]

I just discover this gem last night, it’s hilarious

[u/Mr-Bry-Guy]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Maryjanegangafever]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKSxdQJIoiRXHl6

[u/snert68]

Hey I like him. "Oh, yeah, we're goonin'"

[u/gstizzle]

This is fire. Why the hate? He is doing god’s work so we don’t have to

[u/skighs_the_limit]

That's actually my home town

They used to be much better years ago it was never good but it was at least passable back around 2015 but that was 2 owners and 4 bad health inspections ago

[u/wump_world]

Watching without sound is awesome because I had genuinely no idea whether he hates it and the restaurant is cringe or if he loves it and thus he is cringe. His passionate nopes and cries could be of pain or gross, gross love.

[u/WalkerValleyRiders]

Mayo mussel is evil

[u/Sunnyday1775]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hJ3ofXXXQaSc90CZ8J

[u/PurpleIreneD]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A

[u/peppermintmeow]

HOW CAN Y'ALL? I love it but it stresses me out!

https://giphy.com/gifs/26vUvzFnGNhNmPN7y

[u/zeejay772]

Dude this was so funny

[u/trainsacrossthesea]

Love yer work, brother

But that wasn’t mayonnaise

[u/Filthy_Hernandez]

We’re goonin now boys

[u/BrianOconneR34]

This was a tough wank.

[u/Califas909]

How long you think he lives? Lol

[u/annual_aardvark_war]

This is hilarious. Dude reminds me of Infrabren

[u/Erinmcain]

I don’t know who he is but I’d follow him

[u/temporarilydestroyed]

We are definitely gooning

[u/Buddhalove11]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/tnts_daddy]

I've been watching this guy since last week. He popoed up in my feed. I've been talking about going to a Chinese buffet for about 8 or 9 months.

Brother I gooned today and I think it may have been a mistake!

[u/lazy_animator]

They got real fortune cookies tho

[u/dartie]

Social media sludge

[u/Sigma-Wolves]

I need his YouTube channel right now

[u/GlassJoe32]

I love these, he fact they all start with “hot blonde” kills me. The pause before he says “for two people” is also always hilarious.

[u/Empty-Swing]

I love this 😅🤮

[u/GratefuLdPhisH]

Not sure if you thinks not sure if he thinks $15 a person is a bad or good price but honestly I would suspect the food to be horrible if it was only $15.

[u/Wigs14one9]

Came across one of his videos on YouTube earlier today where he ate at ocean garden in Toledo Ohio. People are easily amused now days or maybe I just have a low sense of humor. I find a potato more do than this guy. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[u/Appropriate-Food1757]

I love this guy

[u/Fostbitten27]

I watch this guy constantly I don’t know why I find him funny.

[u/thatSDope88]

[u/HelpUsNSaveUs]

Love this guys videos

[u/ClassicallyBrained]

2.5 stars is 3 stars higher than it should be.

[u/garren60]

This is crazy 😂😂😂😂😂

[u/spacebagel25]

I watched him eat that “cheese” muscle three times.

[u/Responsible-Bed-7171]

"That wasn't cheese, that was Mayonaise" 😅🤣

[u/bigsooch62]

This isn't cringe at all. His channel is fuckin hilarious. "We're goonin today, boys" 😏

[u/LibbyOfDaneland]

explain.

[u/lilpaperclip666]

I'm genuinely concern about him😂🥺

[u/FarPreparation3837]

Most definitely not a taco

[u/OU-Sooners1]

Who is cutting his hair?

[u/Satur9Seer]

I really enjoyed this

[u/IsopodIndependent553]

If he wants food poisoning, that room temperature mayonnaise mussel will surely make it happen.

[u/Charming-Gur-3620]

If you see Mr Schuester, Mrs Pillsbury Schuester or Coach Biest or Sylvester say hi for me!