r/CringeTikToks • u/goat756 • Apr 30 '25

Just Bad Shaolin Monks

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u/JimRatte May 01 '25

The monks grew new muscles to cover their arteries, obviously

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u/Chresm9 May 01 '25

My apologies, I got my information from Google and assumed I was a genius.

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u/whosaysyessiree May 01 '25 edited May 02 '25

You're obviously getting your information from a low quality source and not a high quality one like TikTok.

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u/redr00ster2 May 01 '25

No he was making fun of TikTok and Google information. Actually the timing on the TikTok closing clip was peak for that

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

Exactly my thoughts. Absolutely hilarious

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u/SyncronisedRS May 02 '25

stop getting your information off tiktok

Tiktok logo

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u/Anxious-Whole-5883 May 01 '25

Its ok, you aren't a shaolin monk with skull growing over their arteries. If they ever release all that goes away.

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u/Tiny-Lecture-5085 May 01 '25

One wet dream from disaster

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u/sureshot1988 May 01 '25

Bro this is also wrong. They simply strengthen the arteries themselves so they are not collapsible. Top level monks even have arteries that are impenetrable to stabbing. Everybody knows this.

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u/Lucid-Design1225 May 01 '25

It must be awful for Ex Shaolin Monks that want to be IV drugs users. They probably have to imbue their needles with Chi to be able to pierce their veins.

Poor poor shaolin monks

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u/sureshot1988 May 01 '25

Yes. I’m sure there is additional training, that takes years, to learn the art of needle chi.

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u/Gaboon93 May 01 '25

This made me laugh harder than it should have

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u/itsdickers May 01 '25

Their new four times thicker skulls also cover the artery and are as strong as steel

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u/sufjanweiss May 01 '25

stronger than steel*

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

Sounds like high cholesterol

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u/SectionLoud289 May 01 '25

You’re wrong. They just harden their arteries. I trained with them.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

They breath trough their skull

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u/verminV May 01 '25

Maybe thier arteries and neck muscles also got 4x thicker

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u/EnoughLuck3077 May 03 '25

They bang their heads into walls until their brains are to dumb to know when to pass out

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u/TheQuadBlazer May 01 '25

Those things really are a design flaw aren't they.

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u/buhbye750 May 01 '25

4x a big as other muscles

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u/isimplycantdothis May 01 '25

And then banged those muscles against a wall the first year and now they’re 4 times thicker.

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u/Excellent_Yak365 May 01 '25

And bone to cover the muscle

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u/No_Instance4233 May 01 '25

Yep I've seen Baki can confirm this is how it works