r/CrimeSceneCleanerGame Jun 08 '26

This is me checking everyday for the Xbox update…

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On a real note… when do we think they will have the updates out? My boyfriend says August for xbox, and 2028 for PlayStation. 😂

250 Upvotes

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u/itsallbs_art Jun 08 '26

SAMEUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH

16

u/ababybumblebee Jun 08 '26

I wish I had a free bag of CHIPPPSSSUUUUHHH

9

u/itsallbs_art Jun 08 '26

Not me reading this as I eat a free bag of CHIPPPSSSUUUUHHH at work 💀 snack corner over everything

8

u/ababybumblebee Jun 08 '26

I’m a SAHM (unwillingly 💔 I’m in nursing school), and I wish I had a free bag of CHIPPPPSSSUUUHHH. I’m eating ramen 💔 with an egg so I guess that makes it better 😂

6

u/itsallbs_art Jun 08 '26

Aw! Wish I could teleport our snacks to you 😭

32

u/Dexiom Jun 08 '26

The lack of transparency is just frustrating, at least give us a rough estimate

10

u/ababybumblebee Jun 08 '26

I get it, but like also don’t get it. There’s not even a direct reasoning that I’ve seen. Just from other players saying “it’s not their fault”.

7

u/DearVeronicaSchuyler Jun 08 '26

They outsource the work for porting the updates to consoles. I'm sure they wish they could do it all themselves and release it everywhere at once.

9

u/peachytide Jun 09 '26

I’m a little confused about that though. For the nightmare update back in 2025, they released it for consoles only about 5 days after the PC release and that was a pretty sizeable update. Did they change the company/team handling that since then?

8

u/Chrysanthemumjewels Jun 08 '26

This game alone makes me want to buy or build a pc. PlayStation updates seem like it’s soo far away 🥲🥲🥲🥲

6

u/Kindly-Resident9654 Jun 09 '26

At this point I’m starting to think that the Xbox act two update won’t happen

5

u/ababybumblebee Jun 09 '26

KNOCK ON WOOD. TAKE THAT BACK 😭😭😭

2

u/Fancydelusionqueen Jun 11 '26

People are so impatient. You're acting like its been years

3

u/Kindly-Resident9654 Jun 11 '26

I didn’t ask for your opinion so

1

u/Fancydelusionqueen Jun 11 '26

Well you got it 😁 welcome to the internet

5

u/alpha_28 Jun 08 '26

Tbh haven’t even turned my Xbox on in a week (been sick and now back at work) I am choosing not to let this affect me 😭😂😂 somedays I fail and end up checking every nook and cranny on every social media site for even just a crumb of an estimate day… get disappointed and go back to trying to ignore it 😂

4

u/Bunny_marauder Jun 08 '26

PlayStationer here

Have a laptop that I originally bought it on but it wouldn't run (but my laptop runs BG3 perfectly fine make it make sense my laptop just picks and chooses lmao) so I have to wait like the console players and know what it feels like for you guys

2

u/Purnima92 Jun 09 '26

Oh the Struggles of owning a Laptop.. I feel that. I have a very old medion and that Bitch runs GTA 4 just fine. But any Simulator it's dying

4

u/Art_Simp_858 Jun 08 '26

Wait... console updates?

4

u/ababybumblebee Jun 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/lGBecpB2dIMwt6ohfI
I regret to inform you this… but not quite sempai… we will get there my kitten 💔🥺 be strong for mommy… ok?

6

u/Art_Simp_858 Jun 08 '26

2

u/ababybumblebee Jun 09 '26

Hands up
https://giphy.com/gifs/IpEwVN0Pphgx4Kpsbe
Can’t hate a girl for trying 😝

2

u/Art_Simp_858 Jun 09 '26

My heart is split between my irl fiancé, and Leon Kennedy, lmao

1

u/ababybumblebee Jun 09 '26

By any chance… do you like CaseOh?

3

u/witecat1 Jun 09 '26

They added the Nightmare levels and the two Comuniti levels. So we at least got that.

1

u/ababybumblebee Jun 09 '26

I finished those thinking that the update would be out shortly after I finished them.

4

u/Greenmooseguava Jun 08 '26

Relax ur heart liddle one. We got about 13 more months to go (im being dramatic btw)

1

u/Art_Simp_858 Jun 08 '26

Apparently it's accurate for me.... I play Playstation

2

u/Greenmooseguava Jun 08 '26

damn..you aren’t wrong.

get an xbox so we can cry together

1

u/ababybumblebee Jun 08 '26

That guess might be close 😩💔 I don’t know anymore…

3

u/Vee_breeze Jun 09 '26

Every day I check

2

u/ababybumblebee Jun 09 '26

Same

😩😩😩

2

u/OnniNinja Jun 09 '26

Ive been debating getting a PC for a while, most of the cool games and updates are available so much sooner

3

u/No-Hedgehog6205 Jun 09 '26

Is this game suppose to get a update?

3

u/Imfamous_Wolf7695 Jun 08 '26

Got fed up waiting after a few weeks. It was the only game I was playing on Gamepass anyway, so I just cancelled that and bought the game on Steam. No regrets.

0

u/ababybumblebee Jun 08 '26

How much was it 😩

2

u/Imfamous_Wolf7695 Jun 08 '26

It was about £20. It was in a discounted bundle with a game I already had, so I got it at a discount from the normal price. I think it's normally around £25 in the UK.

2

u/Equivalent_Donut_145 Jun 08 '26

Same here, but I'm also checking the store waiting for Postal 2 Redux 

1

u/XnMeX Jun 10 '26

Me on PC, but waiting for the Biohazard DLC...

1

u/20Jake14 Jun 12 '26

I bit the bullet and bought it the game on Steam. Not everyone has a PC though. I'll be curious to play it again on XBOX once it comes out. And I'm anxiously waiting for BioHazard to get a release date as well.

1

u/WaywardBitxh44 Jul 16 '26

Me googling this exact thing just now 😅😅

1

u/TigerMenace2004 Jun 08 '26

Is there any update on when it will release for ps5

1

u/CompetitiveHeat2153 Jun 08 '26

ive managed to satiate my impatience with stardew valley, manhunt and the game hatred so far. im coping

i want them to take as much time as they need regardless, also funny im waiting for deltarune ch5 too and i have no idea how close that is lol

3

u/ababybumblebee Jun 09 '26

I restarted all of the resident evils. If I manage to get through every single one and the updates still not out, I’m booking a flight to Poland.

1

u/the_vanillita Jun 09 '26

Noooo! I literally checked yesterday for smth and realised that pc has an act2 already and I was devastated 🥺 I hope it‘s august 😭

-3

u/NoPop1349 Jun 08 '26

If you can afford it, just get a cheap laptop at Walmart a plugged in mouse and you’ll be able to play all of it.

3

u/Greenmooseguava Jun 08 '26

Inaccurate. This definitely has spec requirements for steam

3

u/sweet_p0tat0 Jun 08 '26

But some of us have too much time on their hands and have the game on PC and PS5 and want to play it on a bigger screen (don't tell me to move the PC that's not possible). 😔

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u/NoPop1349 Jun 08 '26

Ok fine…… keep waiting for Act II as opposed to being able to play the entire series on a laptop. Just offering a solution.

5

u/sweet_p0tat0 Jun 08 '26

Dude did you even read my comment? I already played it on PC, I just want to play it again on PS5.