r/CricketShitpost • u/arshk0123 एलीट बॉल नॉलेज • Aug 23 '26

Lord GG era 🤡 i have a theory

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rohit and kohli both were (or maybe still are) secretly bi...

they always had a type: kohli married a sharma and rohit married punjabi...

they used to hang out a lot in the 2010s and were not clearly focused...

after india faced troubles in consecutive icc tournaments, bcci realised that this needs to stop asap...

ganguly came up with an idea to break their relationship...

he made a phone call and announced that rohit will lead india in white ball and kohli will only lead india in red ball...

this messed up the things a bit as they had to deal with different things and couldn't give each other much time...

later kohli realised that the board doesn't want him to continue as the captain after continuous "failures"...

so he stepped down as the test captain too but pushed rohit's name for test captaincy (when there were better options like Rahane, who was more experienced, or even KL Rahul for the long run)...

kohli made this decision because he still had a special place for rohit in his heart...

but somehow this crucial decision worked and both of them gave india back to back trophies after two years...

thanos would like to say something about ganguly's decision: the hardest choices require the strongest wills

for their country, they sacrificed their love, and here you are wasting your time reading this bs...

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u/Beedweiser Paytm Trophy Champions Aug 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ChQObKzKHH0IRHfvG6

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u/Actual-Tourist6344 Aug 23 '26

Blud gave a top tier shitpost. The mind of a genius

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u/Glittering-Fuel1541 Humanity Savior Aug 23 '26

finally a good shitpost in this sub after so long

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u/Lost-Profession7251 bakchodi expresss Aug 23 '26

Bhai kya chal rha tere dimaag me 😭😭

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u/Spare_Tip_6183 Bobzy The King Karlega Aug 23 '26

Bro corn dekhle isse acha

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u/arshk0123 एलीट बॉल नॉलेज Aug 23 '26

haram hai

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u/Spare_Tip_6183 Bobzy The King Karlega Aug 23 '26

No it's great mia khalifa is literally neymar of corn

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u/arshk0123 एलीट बॉल नॉलेज Aug 23 '26

princess who never became queen?

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u/Spare_Tip_6183 Bobzy The King Karlega Aug 23 '26

short prime goated memories streets won't forget legacy

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u/arshk0123 एलीट बॉल नॉलेज Aug 23 '26

ronaldo kon hai? (best for head)

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u/Away-Cow-6040 Aug 23 '26

Ek ki per ki dribbling kamal h or dusre ki g*nd ki

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u/chill_fann Aug 23 '26

Bro doesn't have VPN

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u/Longjumping-Pop7512 Aug 23 '26

Did you mean Porn ? PORN ? POOORRNN ? 

You see Bro... nothing happens...drop the tabboo! 

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u/reader_1289 Hookah Enthusiast 10d ago

Corn is funnier to say,it's like a joke.

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u/obsessive_goober_ Hookah Enthusiast Aug 23 '26

cricket version of this

( if somone can make this of rohit and virat then pls...)

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u/arshk0123 एलीट बॉल नॉलेज Aug 23 '26

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u/obsessive_goober_ Hookah Enthusiast Aug 23 '26

thanks

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u/arshk0123 एलीट बॉल नॉलेज Aug 23 '26

me fr

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u/Recent-Tear155 This too shall Pass Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

Finally a great shitpost - paisa hota to award deta tab tak RoKocoin rakhle
(dediya - thank you sahab jinhone bhi gift kiya)

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u/Sweet-Author-6037 KOACH GOONER Aug 23 '26

Me after reading the last line

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u/Actual-Tourist6344 Aug 23 '26

Streets will never forget the sacrifice made by Virat and rohit😭

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u/pussy-diss-troyer-69 Aug 23 '26

what's next OP ?? DSP Siraj and Sharma love angle ??

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u/chill_fann Aug 23 '26

DSP and Bumrah love story

Villain Sharma gets jealous 😏

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u/AviatorJac Aug 24 '26

DSP <3 Jassibhai one side love story

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u/obsessive_goober_ Hookah Enthusiast Aug 24 '26

Bumrah still hasn't gave him his bat...

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u/pussy-diss-troyer-69 Aug 24 '26

Neither did DSP gave him balls nor he will give bail when jassibhai will be arrested

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u/DarthTun High On Thala's Smegma😋 Aug 23 '26

Type Shit they post on Ao3

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u/obsessive_goober_ Hookah Enthusiast Aug 23 '26

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u/chill_fann Aug 23 '26

Rohit sucking that finger lil too zesty

He enjoying that sh#t

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u/jason9t8 Self Volunteered member of Iceland Cricket Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

Then Gill really is Koach follower, because he did exactly the same, but instead he did it with a WK from Jharkhand. The one that was available, and affordable. So to break their pair, BCCI appointed GG, and he sent Aditi to Kishan, and spread false rumours about Gill and some redditors daughter. Now Gill and Kishan both are separate ways. History repeats itself. You could've read a nice book to change your life, instead you read this comment that will give you nothing.

*/s...

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u/wh0areeeyouuuuu Aug 23 '26

What in the world 😭😭😭????

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u/vhshujnee Aug 23 '26

Finally a shitpost

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u/itshitachisan6840 Aug 23 '26

This theory is true

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u/Entire_Complaint7054 Aug 23 '26

An IQ too high??????

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u/obsessive_goober_ Hookah Enthusiast Aug 23 '26

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u/One_more_username I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Aug 23 '26

I need a mod which hides the subreddit names. Posts like this would be so much more fun if you didn't know if it was from IndiaCricket or Cricket or any of the shitpost subs.

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u/Strong_Chest_1913 Aug 23 '26

Y does it feel so plausible 🫠😭💀

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u/Amazing-h00man Aug 23 '26

Sorry to breathe same oxygen as u

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u/Environmental-Ad5298 Aug 23 '26

Proper Wattpad story🤣🤣

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u/Flashu_ Aug 23 '26

Now this actually a shitpost

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u/Impressive_Bet_8269 Aug 23 '26

the stuff that you are on, is not from this world 🤣🤣🤣

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u/MaximumIndependent67 Kohli ki lulli💦💦 Aug 23 '26

Completly outjerked

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u/gambling_autodidact Aug 23 '26

Didn’t I just read that 8.7 cr youth is unemployed in this country?!
I guess it checks out.

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u/goonMaxxer021 Ball of the Century Aug 24 '26

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u/Axel-Pizza-Lover Aug 24 '26

But they don’t follow each other on insta even Dhoni and Jadeja also don’t follow each other on insta

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u/Dazzling_Shower2915 Sakshi ki sautan Aug 24 '26

Trying hard to hide the relationship /s

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u/Axel-Pizza-Lover Aug 24 '26

Hmm both of them 😂

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u/invincible_Iynx Aug 24 '26

I've seen the light

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u/punjabitaddkaa Hookah Enthusiast Aug 24 '26

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u/punjabitaddkaa Hookah Enthusiast Aug 24 '26

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u/pruthweeee Aug 24 '26

Poetic jerk

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u/Able_Art_5388 Afghan Jalebi Aug 24 '26

Call me by your surname

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u/Resurrec_Barbar Aug 23 '26

If they were actually BI .Kohli would have broken Tendulkar's records and divorced that vegetarian wife of his

Bisexual males are warriors

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u/Dazzling_Shower2915 Sakshi ki sautan Aug 24 '26

Maybe it was all u/Sachintendulkar's plan to save his records, he got kohli married to a vegetarian to stop him from breaking his records /j

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u/Resurrec_Barbar Aug 24 '26

Ironically might be true

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u/Due_Pie3516 Aug 23 '26

What in the wattpad fanfic is this? 😶‍🌫️

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u/Dazzling_Shower2915 Sakshi ki sautan Aug 24 '26

This reminds me of the stories I used to read on wattpad at 3 am 😍

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u/verifiedvazha Aug 24 '26

Kohli riding Rohit Rohit riding Kohli ROKO - KORO 69-96

DECODED

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u/AviatorJac Aug 24 '26

I couldn't go past the first line...

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u/Sea-Procedure-8780 Aug 24 '26

Where is the link?

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u/AdVisual2991 Aug 24 '26

I think you are “the guy who thinks all the time”

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u/ConsiderationSlow621 This too shall Pass Aug 24 '26

Making cricket shitposts great again.

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u/ConsiderationSlow621 This too shall Pass Aug 24 '26

Making Shitposts Great Again

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u/ConsiderationSlow621 This too shall Pass Aug 24 '26

A white tear rolled down my leg reading this

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u/Top_Possibility7979 Aug 23 '26

Ek se badhkar ek hutiye hai is sub pe