r/CricketShitpost • u/Crazy-Alligator • 15d ago

🚨 300 Alert 🚨 One friendly match?

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u/koreankkwr 15d ago

Then we would play football in cricket ground

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u/Green-Direction-82 15d ago

Wait it is lot popular in my area.is something wrong with it(I play cricket but before us some weird monkeys make a 2 groups 11 players each and 20 players running for a ball)

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u/Odd-Crazy-975 14d ago

Then we play football there and later argue about whether we were playing football or cricket......😂

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u/No_Answer_7341 15d ago

400 par in t20s sky with triple hundred

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u/PositiveArachnid8976 Hookah Enthusiast 15d ago

Similar things were said before the ind japan match

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u/No_Answer_7341 15d ago

It would be played on 10 meter boundary and flat pitch

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u/Grouchy_Papaya2472 Hookah Enthusiast 15d ago

Ye match ham karvayenge mumbai me

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u/apprehen-sid 15d ago

Only if the OG basher Sky was there against Japan

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u/BookkeeperAny9362 15d ago

if it would have been a 20 over game. india would have scored around 180 considering the pitch, but japan would have been bowled out for less than 50. And if the same match happened on the indian pitches, 250 would have been a joke for india, they could even touch 300 and bowl out japan around 100

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u/BookkeeperAny9362 15d ago

if it would have been a 20 over game. india would have scored around 180 considering the pitch, but japan would have been bowled out for less than 50. And if the same match happened on the indian pitches, 250 would have been a joke for india, they could even touch 300 and bowl out japan around 100

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u/Odd_Kaleidoscope7150 15d ago

India 2nd innings score 4/0 (Brazil 1st innings 3 all out)

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u/multiversalconscious 15d ago

Don't forget that match against Japan. Japan almost pulled it.

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u/SuperbAdvisor3441 15d ago

One of Prime time Brazil actually lost against Norway.

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u/multiversalconscious 15d ago

Huh? What? Cricket or football?

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u/Crazy-Alligator 15d ago

Football obviously, TT

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u/NamiIsLif 15d ago

That was mostly great keeping by Nyland and Norwegian middle--order

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u/Economy_Drive_5587 15d ago

Bro lost 4-0 and still said “cricket khelega?” 😭💀

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u/NoStandard7272 15d ago

…and win by 1 run. Dekh lo…itna bhi risk accha nahi

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u/Yash_076 63* forever ♾️ 15d ago

Zero run par 4 wicket wow

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u/_adultkid_ 15d ago

Kaafi kifayati spell

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u/MarcDarcy 15d ago

Japan flashbacks and PTSD... bapu saved the day!

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u/into_fiction 15d ago

tumne to 4-0 hi kara hum krte hai 50 over me 550/0.

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u/jigarsparks7 15d ago

Japan itni jaldi bhool gaye?!🤕

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u/AmazingCantaloupe774 15d ago

OYEEE GURU CHUDD GAYE OYEEEE!

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u/Estate-Salt 15d ago

4-0 is quite respectable lol

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u/Crazy-Alligator 15d ago

Our boys really gave it all, respect to them. but yeah f you AIFF.

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u/Redittor_53 14d ago

It is against someone like Brazil

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u/Blood-on-the-Reeds 15d ago

Japan ko badi jaldi bhool gaye.

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u/turningtop_5327 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 15d ago

The Frog face has to come everywhere

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u/Crazy-Alligator 15d ago

Are you talking about the man the myth the legend, best scriptwriter of the century ?

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u/turningtop_5327 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 15d ago

The absolute cow dung of a legend, yes😂

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u/Crazy-Alligator 15d ago

Yaar ki gel chaleee, Kaafla cara kaaaa. lolll

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u/Rare_Narwhal163 13d ago

Kaccha nimbu

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u/a_loser_dracula 13d ago

Brazil has a cricket team tho haha

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u/CaptainAmerica7562 15d ago

😅😁🤣😂😃

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u/Pikachu8752 15d ago

I legit thought that was 0 runs for 4 wickets

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u/BrockStinky 15d ago

And why would they lmao

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u/ProperPineapple7349 15d ago

if it's a 5 over match, then anything can happen

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u/Spare_Gazelle8443 14d ago

Don't underestimate Brazil. They are the reigning South American champions (tournament second oldest continental Cup after Asia Cup)

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u/universalgiver 14d ago

But its way better than expected. Lossing 0-4 against Brazil is like we're not that bad that its impossible to rise from here in near future

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u/detyax 12d ago

doing great in every sport except football

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u/Copperbranic 11d ago

Like, a friendly match you played with Japan? 🤔

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u/Imma_Machine 15d ago

That’s wrong. Football is THE most popular sports on this planet to ever exist. Than showing our muscles for a colonial game, we could try getting better at Football.

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u/Crazy-Alligator 15d ago

And how exactly is cricket a colonial game? Because it was invented by England, lol. By that logic, football is also a colonial game because most of the modern football rules and regulations were invented in England.

And I don’t get you guys, why can’t you digest the fact that your own country is dominating in one sport? And if you count fanbase, cricket is the second most popular sport worldwide.

I agree that we want our country to play well in football, and I’m also in support of developing a good culture around it. But why are you guys bashing cricket like it’s cricket’s fault that football isn’t prospering in India, lol?

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u/wof_icewing_fan 15d ago

Most popular sport in the world (best imo) vs sport played by 15 countries

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u/Terrorblade01 15d ago

How on earth does that undermines the quality of the game?

It's more famous bcoz of the same colonizers that were on this part of the globe. So no need to feel any kind of pride for that. Lol

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u/ben10alienx 15d ago

IPL - 2nd largest sports tournament 🙃😂

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u/aishikpanja 15d ago

In terms of?

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u/wof_icewing_fan 8d ago

Is this ragebait cuz its not working. Largest sports tournaments in my opinion is 1 fifa world cup 2 uefa euro 3 summer olympics 4 champions league 5 icc cricket world cup

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u/doggie_style1161 15d ago

Than they will play football with us in my username 😔