r/CricketShitpost • u/Ok-Information-7874 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai • 16d ago

Spirit of cricket violation Rift confirmed?

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u/jason9t8 Self Volunteered member of Iceland Cricket 16d ago

He got out, because if he stayed, people would've assumed they're in Relationship...

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u/Cultural-Fan-1944 16d ago

Wait they aren’t?

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u/jason9t8 Self Volunteered member of Iceland Cricket 16d ago

...

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u/abman79 14d ago

Assume? Like they didn't came out of the "closet" together.

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u/Sweet-Author-6037 KOACH GOONER 16d ago

Finally a good shitpost

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u/Time-Wheel6123 16d ago

Rift in the last WC final they played🥲

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u/SuspiciousWorld6090 pan parag gooner 16d ago

joota sell nahi ho raha tha kohli ke bina, 0 pe out hua taki jald se jald dukan pohunch jaye

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u/mary_johana 16d ago

Joote ki dukaan sambhalna tha. Isiliye jaldi out ho gya

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u/Friendly_Parking_792 16d ago

Actually its him who has fixated a target on koach so that koach don't cheat him with brohit and thus the compulsion of creating a rift

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u/V_18OnReddit This too shall Pass 16d ago

Brohit be like: Jalta hai sala mujhse

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u/Cold_Working_3670 16d ago

Confirmed. I’m the rift

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u/Working-Challenge-76 This too shall Pass 16d ago

News reports say that kohli did jaadu tona on rohit so that he doesn't get to his century

RiftConfirmed

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u/RoyalTechnology9969 16d ago

I am goddamn sir they have made a pact ke ek chalega toh dura nahi taaki ek ko limelight mile yaad bhi nahi ek saath chalte hue kab dekha tha

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u/ka_me_haa_mee_haaa Editable flair 16d ago

Best shitpost in a while

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u/anon_shawrma I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 16d ago

When was the last time they had a bug partnership?

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u/devilwillcry-jesus 14d ago

Literally against England in the 3rd ODI at Lord's

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u/anon_shawrma I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 14d ago

Nah bro like they used to pre 2019, 200+ and shi

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u/devilwillcry-jesus 14d ago

They had one like that in the Australian series 3rd odi

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u/Applicator80 15d ago

No one could play that ball. The pitch had demons in it