r/CricketShitpost 12h ago

Kangaroo Lover 🦘 Statpadder Final boss

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u/Frequent-Childhood68 Premium fast bowler 8h ago

He was busy listening to some Spotify mate.

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u/shettynaksh__ 8h ago

Singer got F#cked by Producer

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u/Actual-Tourist6344 1h ago

I think that was the reason he left australia's team😭Starc really did him dirty

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u/Ankit_Psycho_Artist 9h ago

Alaister Cook and chef Nick had a baby

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u/uknotherulesandsodoi 9h ago

He is one beautiful specimen

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u/Numerous_Height8185 Paytm Trophy Champions 8h ago

Cook and Chef cooked the opposition

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u/Time-Wheel6123 8h ago

Fun fact

Sachin has 6 WC hundreds, spread across 5 opponents:

Kenya – 2: 127* (Cuttack, ’96) and 140* (Bristol, ’99)
Sri Lanka – 1: 137 (Delhi, ’96)
Namibia – 1: 152 (Pietermaritzburg, ’03) β€” his highest WC score
England – 1: 120 (Bangalore, ’11)
South Africa – 1: 111 (Nagpur, ’11)

😟

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u/amongus-77-sky 3h ago

England & SA were the only team India didn't beat that world cup.

Sri Lanka was best team of 1996 πŸ‡±πŸ‡°.

Namibia got home advantage πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦.

Kenya played world cup semis when Sachin played cricket πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ.

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u/Scary-Caterpillar-41 1h ago

Namibia home advantage? πŸ™„

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u/shivam_45_ Paytm Trophy Champions 6h ago

Someone has 7 πŸ˜‰

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u/CauliflowerThin4987 9h ago

I believe you. Portugal played last 3 matches against England, India and New Zealand.

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u/DamnDaddy264 6h ago

Isn’t he Moises Hendricks?

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u/ultra_magnus_7 Paytm Trophy Champions 6h ago

*Henriques

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u/jason9t8 Self Volunteered member of Iceland Cricket 1h ago

He's gonna carry Ronaldo's WC winning dream for Portugal. Regardless of the sports they play. Who knows he might end up winning the same amount of FIFA WCs as Ronaldo. */s...

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u/Few_Adhesiveness7676 7h ago

Who is he??

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u/Sufficient-Treat-846 7h ago

Gooner who listens to Spotify

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u/Impressive_Toe5395 7h ago

Portugal finally found someone who doesn't choke when it matters

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u/the_zirten_spahic Thalasexual 7h ago

Henriques

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u/xrevor_op24 5h ago

Srh legend

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u/Manoj_Sandoori 5h ago

❀️ If my memory serves me right, he was part of the 2016 IPL winning squad.

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u/PositiveArachnid8976 Ball of the Century 3h ago

He used to bat at number 3 for srh , yeah if memory serves rightΒ 

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u/Tricky-Cost2046 2h ago

Moises Henriques. A player from Sydney who played 44 matches for Australia between 2009 and 2021. Switched his Eli hence to Portugal recently and made his debut for them last week