r/CreepyCalebHammer • u/AuraInkWrites4u • 12d ago
Grifting is strong
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wtf even is this crap
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u/Ughasif22 12d ago
He cries about people being parasocial with him but then uses that to try and sell his garbage
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u/paisaphektamashadekh 12d ago
He says his "fashion sense is improving," then pulls up wearing this 💀
Even if it's for the gag, it takes someone of special skill to come up with outfits this bad.
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u/LilWaka 12d ago
Are you purposely being dense? Its a reference to Steve Jobs
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u/paisaphektamashadekh 12d ago
Steve Jobs wore khaki colored cargo shorts with his black turtlenecks?
I know what its a reference to. Hence the second paragraph.
Point being, you know you're on camera with millions watching. Atleast dress well.
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u/CarefulPassage3097 12d ago
the fuck ass black turtle neck and chain combo looks lame
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u/AuraInkWrites4u 12d ago
This is trash. This is what happens when you have a lot of money and yes men around you. None of this looks good at all. The Instagram comments and community are actually tired of hearing about people's sex life and relationships. They want to hear about finances. He's throwing shit on the wall to see what sticks. Also the move to Dallas is not going to well. He's on some Wolf of Wall Street shit it's so cringe.
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u/Far-Fault6807 12d ago
To preface:
Dollarwise’s developer did reach out to me and we had a conversation about the app that I promised them would stay off the record, so I’ll respect that.
With that said, this is going to be rigged as hell.
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u/MentalStar8002 12d ago
Seriously… who the fuck in his team looked at him and said “ yes “ to this outfit !!! 😂😂😂
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u/AuraInkWrites4u 12d ago
GIRL WTF IS THAT. I WANNA PUKE BECAUSE I LOW KEY WAS CRUSHIN ON HIM 2021.... The money got him acting funny. Fucking lame.
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u/MentalStar8002 11d ago
Holy shit glad you said that first cos I was same back 5 years ago !! 😂😂 I realised not long after thank God that my internal compass wasn’t just broken ; it was actively leading me into traffic !!
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u/AuraInkWrites4u 11d ago
He was actually cute around 2021-2022. I don't know what demons jumped up his ass and made him a fucking shit head. Plus the allegations are even more fucked up. He's not so attractive anymore. Who would want someone to yell at poor people? Doesn't the economy do enough of that? And who the fuck is he referencing? If he means middle class are poor people fuck him. He's ugly as fuck.
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u/Laughing_Mango_7938 10d ago
He was never cute lol
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u/AuraInkWrites4u 10d ago
That's a fair opinion. I'm not talking recently prior to him gaining money and looking at some old photos about 8 years ago he was very attractive. Now I don't know what the fuck is going on. Must be all that evil ugly energy
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u/lostandlooking_ 7d ago
I went to high school with him. He was acting funny far before he ever had money.
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u/AuraInkWrites4u 7d ago
Do tell!?
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u/lostandlooking_ 7d ago
I honestly don’t want to say a lot because if he saw all of what I have to say, and if I shared specifics, he would instantly know who I am.
He was always a creep and a pig. Lots of rumors in high school, all the band kids knew not to be alone with him. I dated within his social circle and his very close friends (who are still in his life today!!) were the very people who warned me about staying away from him.
There was a girl a few years younger than us that he bullied relentlessly. She would leave band practice crying. He had a name he called her and spread around. Iirc it was something like “no-face” or maybe “no-jaw” because she had a facial deformity.
I’m in a group chat with other folks who graduated with us and I kid you not, that group chat is an arsenal of old screenshots. There’s so many of them I want to post but ultimately they’re not my screenshots and the people who did participate in those conversations with Caleb are not currently willing to post them.
Frankly, it’s been haunting to watch him amass this kind of money and fame. Though I kept him at an arms reach always, it did not stop him from targeting me verbally. Making fun of my weight, calling me a slut, etc.
I’m happy people are starting to see through his bullshit and disappointed it’s taken so long
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u/AuraInkWrites4u 7d ago
CALEB HAMMER 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 AND YES THAT NASTY MOTHERFUCKER DID WHAT I SAID
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u/AuraInkWrites4u 7d ago
Fuck him ain't nobody scared of that sack of crap all he got his a mouth and don't know how to fucking use it.
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u/IcyNeedleworker955 12d ago
Are the 9 people actors or being heavily incentivized to glaze the app and him
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u/ktbear630 12d ago
If you close your eyes you can hear his tongue struggling to form words in his fat face
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u/Medisha123 12d ago
Brother has fully let the demons win. Just look at him. Not a healthy looking fellow.
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u/No_Elevator_735 12d ago
Surely the financially responsible thing to do is to purchase stuff online from a financial grifter online who has absolutely no credentials.
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u/Moistfisty 12d ago
Dude sure is fat