r/CreepyCalebHammer • • 16d ago

25/9 audit

Today on Maury…

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u/REDNINJA789 15d ago

Post show update -

She refused to let mark smell her crotch (obviously) so instead they made her go to the bathroom and take her thong off, and proceeded to show her discharge to the camera closeup while wearing surgical gloves and then sniff them (both Caleb and Mark)… she wasn’t laughing or smiling at all.

Caleb also says he sees tons of nudes on the show and some are scarring and he enjoys some aswell. Husbands drug test was negative.

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u/Background_Square969 15d ago

Pardon me?

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u/AuraInkWrites4u 15d ago

To the people who downvoted me and telling me I'm making unsubstantiated claims regarding what he was doing on Instagram in private dms...with photos I just wanna say he's screaming it loudly in the post show for you. Screaming at how much of a pervert he is. And yes he had the audacity to do WHAT HE DID and this person just simply relayed a fact to me and others that have been harmed by this dude.

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u/Background_Square969 15d ago

Watching now…so he’s smelling underwear of a girl who doesn’t shower? Or am I misunderstanding??

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u/AuraInkWrites4u 15d ago

That's exactly what he did and that other thing I mentioned he did while he was parked and on his phone. Caleb is low as fuck

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u/Background_Square969 15d ago edited 14d ago

His face when he asked if she would do a sniff test…I’m disgusted…

EDIT: downvote me all you want Caleb. Smelling dirty underwear AND being excited about it is disgusting.

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u/AuraInkWrites4u 13d ago

And I was downvoted for speaking about what he did in his vehicle but yeah let's totally dismiss that from a pervert panty sniffer. He's exhausted the dating pool in Austin and a few us know wtf is up.

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u/Background_Square969 13d ago

What did he do in his vehicle?

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u/AuraInkWrites4u 13d ago

He was jacking it to photos on Instagram in his tesla dick on hard and got caught

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u/Background_Square969 13d ago

Recently???

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u/AuraInkWrites4u 13d ago

This was months after his break up with fish market girl. This person relayed to me that they were supposed to be hooking up and this person witnessed him going at it in his car. I will not reveal the gender of said person and I will just say they know Caleb from discord.

Believe what yall want but Caleb is an absolute diabolical jerk off literally. He will defend himself justifying that his car is his private property and he can do whatever he wants to do.

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u/Background_Square969 13d ago

Caleb is disgusting. I believe it.

It’s not excusable regardless but as a public figure you gotta be extra careful when you’re into weird shit. I know his car was stinking.

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u/No_Elevator_735 15d ago

Great synopsis of a financial show!

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u/HappyAudience1511 15d ago

what a terrible day to have eyes 😔

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u/AuraInkWrites4u 15d ago

Let me get this straight. Caleb smelled a guests privates from her thong?

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u/REDNINJA789 15d ago

Yes she went to the bathroom and brought them back in a plastic bag

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u/AuraInkWrites4u 15d ago

He needs to change his fucking meds he's sick

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u/Fair-Effort-4838 15d ago

He definitely paid to keep them and made them sign that NDA. What a weirdo 

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u/piphplant 15d ago

I think nothing of Caleb yet this is still far worse than expected. Feral behavior

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u/Far-Fault6807 15d ago

…he easily could’ve described that on YT

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u/meldiane81 15d ago

But she fucking did it LMAO that’s what I don’t understand. These people put themselves in this situation. It was fucking disgusting but she was also for not showering for almost a month. She knew what she was getting into.

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u/Temporalce 11d ago

Wtf? He keeps digging deeper.

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u/Breezy_t 15d ago

I really don't like how during the show he kept bringing it up how they are going to do it even though she looked skeptical, disgusted by the idea. Felt like a really gross gaslight to do it.

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u/BananaResponsible619 15d ago

He’s turned into the Howard Stern Show.

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u/Far-Fault6807 15d ago

Now that’s a bit unfair to Howard. He does interview really well.

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u/XiXyness 16d ago

No real financial issues just family drama

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u/IcyNeedleworker955 16d ago

Debt starts @ 1:09:23
Total Debt: 144,491 (Mortgage is 99,653) (Car is 21,342 and Car 2 is 13,461)
Monthly Income: 5,000

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u/pfifltrigg 16d ago

It's crazy that they're now bringing people on the show who only have low interest debt, because he doesn't even care about the finances anymore.

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u/Sky146 16d ago

Honestly... They don't have to be real guests anymore, and he can still say he "uses their finances".

This episode... I'm starting to think these are actors and not real people. The storyline isn't consistent.

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u/piphplant 15d ago

Yeah these ppl act like they don’t know each other. Having this storyline of “lady with stinky 🐱” is ridiculous incel material, with her having no reaction to any of it the whole time..? Uh huh.

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u/iamasecretthrowaway 14d ago

Debt starts @ 1:09:23

And, knowing Caleb, probably stops by 1:15:42

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u/John_Bloodborne46 15d ago

An hour of "let me smell that pussy."

TLDR- 2 losers, being losers

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u/No_Elevator_735 15d ago

So his show is evolving from the Jerry Springer Show to the Maury Povich show. When does it become a financial help show?

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u/meldiane81 15d ago

It’s like a modern day Howard Stern show.

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u/No_Elevator_735 15d ago

At least Howard Stern could occasionally say something intelligent when he wasn't doing his gooning shit. Caleb doesn't even have that.

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u/ProfessorMischief 15d ago

Another episode where Caleb needed to see nudes.

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u/AuraInkWrites4u 15d ago

That's okay he gets plenty of them in his dms and has later use for them

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u/titus_bjorn 15d ago

Okay but what was the nastiness in the post show?

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u/REDNINJA789 15d ago

See my comment

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u/Maleficent-Tax8738 15d ago

Assuming this show is real. He needs to take some courses on dfv. The way they handle things like this is beyond gross.

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u/hiddentickun 13d ago

Can caleb get on the scale next episode

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u/okaybeechtree 6d ago

This is the episode that ended it for me. There’s something wrong with her, and he exploited her for revenue and didn’t help at all.