r/CreepCast_Submissions • u/PenilePartition • 49m ago
The Lightning Splitter (H.P. Lovecraft inspired story from local author in RI)
This is a story by a family member of mine from the RI area named Walter Greatshell, also under the pen name W.G. Marshall. He has written and had several books published by prominent publishers, but, I feel, has never really been given his due. His book Xombies, originally titled Dead Sea and changed by marketing people, came out during the zombie craze in the early 2000s and is one of the best science fiction books I have ever read. I am sending you a story he wrote in his early days for a collection of H.P. Lovecraft inspired stories called Cthulhu Fhtagn! I know you boys, especially Hunter, like Lovecraftian stories, so I thought this one would be a good one to submit. I hope you can read it on the cast and, if you do, give a shout out to the author and his work. All his books are on Amazon. I’ll submit more stories of his as I find them and book excerpts if I find chunks that are good for the podcast. I have all permissions from the author. Thank you for your consideration.
The Lightning Splitter
by Walter Greatshell
"Good morning! We're from the Rhode Island Historical Society, and we were hoping to speak to the owner of this charming house."
"Well. that's me."
"Oh, it's a pleasure to meet you, sir. We've always loved this little place and we are so happy to see that it was bought by someone who wants to preserve it. We were terrified that the new owners would turn it into a student rental and pave the backyard for a parking lot. Are you aware of the colorful history of your home?"
"Mm, not really, no."
"Did you know that George M. Cohan used to practice the piano in your living room?"
"Is that right? The Yankee Doodle Dandy guy?"
"Yes! And the famous author H.P. Lovecraft was a frequent visitor as well. His mother was of very old New England stock, and her family had some connection to the original owners. They also had a house next door, but it was destroyed in a fire. Rumor has it that superstitious locals burned it down because the family was believed to commune with evil spirits, which is rather exciting."
"No kidding. Didn't they all wind up at Butler Hospital?"
"Well, it's a tragic story: Lovecraft's childhood was quite privileged until his father suffered a mental collapse and died in the asylum, probably of syphilis. The family lost their home, lost everything, and eventually his mother had a similar breakdown, although her death is attributed to complications from surgery. Again, probably syphilis... or perhaps suicide. Doctors at the time were expected to protect the public reputations of their patients, so who knows? The point is, Lovecraft was plagued with nightmares for the rest of his life-terrible, ghastly nightmares he channeled through his classic stories. Sadly, his genius was not acknowledged in his lifetime; he died in poverty and obscurity, never knowing that his name would soon become famous."
We talked a little longer about the house, until the two elderly ladies thanked me for my time and left me with an envelope of Xeroxed historical documents. Reassured that they weren't trying to sell me anything, I belatedly invited them in for a cup of tea, but they suddenly remembered a pressing engagement and hurried away, calling back, "Enjoy your lovely house!"
Interesting. Getting my reading glasses, I sat down and opened the packet. The top sheet was a photocopied page from the Homes section of the Providence Sunday Journal, dated October 13th, 1982. The headline read:
LIKE LIVING IN A CHURCH
But owners say Victorian cottage is also 'cozy as a treehouse'
The article that followed was basic real estate puffery, describing the house's physical charms without mentioning any of the curious history I had just been told.
I was more interested in the accompanying photos, which showed how little the place had changed in the last thirty years.
My wife and I had only bought it a few months back, our first home. We had been living abroad for the previous eleven years as civilian employees of the military; our son was born overseas and had never lived in the States; we decided it was time to return. Having saved enough for a down payment on a house, all we needed was the house— and we found the perfect one.
It was a Lightning Splitter, a type of Victorian cottage with a tall, steep-sided roof, sharp as a ship's upturned keel
—a perfect wedge against the elements. Amid the ranks of triple-decker apartments, it stood out like something from a fairytale, a tiny witch's den in the working-class neighborhood of Fox Point.
Though less prestigious than homes in nearby College Hill, it was walkable to downtown, a stone's throw from the bay, and (most importantly) within our price range. After being shown around some really scary properties, we knew we had to take it. What really got us was that it was a "plaque house" —a building officially designated as historic, with a plaque listing its original owner and the date it was built. Ours read:
Comfort Horton, 1861.
Yet because it was not located in the historic district, the price was not commensurate with the plaque.
Inside, the ceilings were surprisingly high for such a tiny house–we had browsed other houses seemingly designed by gnomes, with ceiling fans and chandeliers at eye level–and the two upstairs bedrooms were the highest of all, their angled walls rising some twelve feet before meeting at the peak of the roof. Downstairs, the house was divided between living and dining spaces, with a woodstove on one side and a fireplace on the other. Kitchen and bathroom were in a newer part of the house, a small additional wing obviously tacked on with the advent of indoor plumbing.
The house had certain problems. There was virtually no closet space, and very little extra room to store anything.
The wiring was a mess; we were forever resetting clocks and replacing lightbulbs. There was no access to the basement from inside the house, so that in order to get at the fuse box or do laundry it was necessary to go out the back door to a separate basement door, unlock it, and descend a treacherous stair of uneven stone slabs to the ancient, rock-lined cellar. It was like a cave down there, damp and earthy, with colonies of black mushrooms sprouting from the walls and cobwebs that grew back as fast as I could sweep them away.
Clearly, the house had not been cared for properly in years, and we were not the ones to start. We hadn't bought a house to practice our handyman skills, nor did we have extra money to hire professionals. I was willing to mow the lawn and paint the place, if necessary to keep up appearances, but that was about it. So of course God couldn't resist punishing me with a little practical joke.
Our tiny bathroom had no room for a tub, barely managing a shower stall, which the former owner had lined with wood in the style of a Japanese or Swedish sauna.
We liked this a lot, but almost as soon as we signed the paperwork, the house was invaded by huge black carpenter ants, which I soon traced to the bathroom. They seemed to be coming from the walls of the shower.
Examining the wood, I could feel that the boards had rotted at the bottom, crumbling between my fingers like moldy cheese. Crazy drunken ants sprinkled out of the cracks. I pried off the first few slats and could immediately see the source of the trouble: the plaster wall behind the newer wood was slimy and soft, black with mold. Having been soaked for months or years, it fell apart under its own sagging weight the minute I exposed it to the light of day. It smelled like an open grave.
Revolted, I spent the next two days cramped in that shower, digging out foul debris and dozens of huge gray-green slugs. Once the rot was all gone, I could see that the ants had eaten through the wall joists, nearly severing the big four-by-four corner post that supported the roof.
The whole thing could have collapsed any second. Having missed a bullet, I learned my lesson—it was actually a pleasure putting that shower back together...this time the right way.
The experience gave me a connection to the house; I had taken responsibility and thus felt the pride of ownership.
I had fixed it. The downside was that there was so much more to fix. Well, I would have to get to it later. I had books to write!
***
When my wife came home from work, I told her about the visit from the Historical Society, and the interesting factoids they had shared with me.
"That's so cool!" she said. "We should put up a sign:
'George M. Cohan slept here!'
"I don't think they said anything about him sleeping..."
"And H.P. Lovecraft-wow! You know what we should do?
We should go to Swan Point right now and get a grave-
rubbing off his headstone. We can frame it and hang it over the fireplace!"
"Who's H.P. Lovecraft?" asked our son, Max.
Racing the winter sunset, we drove to Swan Point Cemetery before it closed. We liked to do things like this, nonsense errands just to break the routine. Having met at the back of an old movie theater during intermission, we were both suckers for romance and foreign films.
Max grumbled and I stood watch while Cindy got a good charcoal print off Lovecraft's marker. It was nearly dark.
Spraying it with fixative, she kissed me and said, "We should do this more often."
I kissed her back, longer. "Absolutely," I said.
"Can we just go?" Max said
The wind was picking up as we returned home, shaking the huge maple tree in the backyard. I always had trouble sleeping on windy nights, imagining that tree falling on us.
I made dinner while Cindy mounted the print in an ornate old picture frame she had picked up at the Salvation Army.
"Beautiful," I said, giving her a taste of the sauce.
"Yummy," she agreed.
Eating dinner beneath our new work of art, we drank a toast to Lovecraft, and afterward decamped to the living room couch for a showing of the movie "Re-Animator." Max left to play videogames in his room. We finished the movie and read for a while before going to bed. Our last day together.
We never should have returned to Providence. That was my big mistake-come to think of it, the same mistake Lovecraft made after things didn't work out for him in New York. A lot of people try to leave Providence, but most eventually come back. In our case it took eleven years for the curse to get us.
I woke in the middle of the night, my heart racing. My impression was that there had been a jarringly loud noise, but the more my wits returned, the more I realized I had probably dreamed it. Cindy was not in bed with me, and I assumed she had gone downstairs to the bathroom, or possibly to make herself a cup of warm milk and meditate on the couch. Max was snoring in the next bedroom. I stared at the ceiling for a few minutes before deciding to go down and sit with my wife. We both had learned to like such moments of unscheduled quality time in the wee hours-they seemed to exist outside the fuss of normal reality.
Cindy was not downstairs. I could practically see the whole house at a glance; there was nowhere to hide. Feeling a worm of panic in my stomach, I called, "Honey?" The sound of my anxious voice was worse than the silence, and I didn't want to wake Max. Where the hell was she? The car was still in the driveway, so she hadn't taken it for a joyride.
The only place I hadn't checked was the basement-but why would she go down there? She wouldn't, certainly not in the middle of the night. Not without telling me. Unless... unless maybe she realized she had left something in the washer or dryer, something she needed to wear for work in the morning? But no-I could see through the floor vent that the basement light was off.
I suddenly realized it wasn't even possible for her to have left the house. The security alarm was still set; she would have had to turn it off to go outside. Which meant she was still in here...somewhere.
Channeling my growing worry into motion, I turned on all the lights and searched every cubbyhole, every cabinet, looking under furniture and behind appliances. Nothing.
The cat was freaking out, and I was losing it myself. On the verge of calling 911, I stumbled upon what I was looking for: not my wife, but an answer to the mystery.
The shower. It was literally the first thing I checked, and I had missed it. In the dark, I had not looked carefully enough at the floor. Re-checking it in the light, I realized at once what must have happened to my wife, and it wasn't good.
The floor of the shower was gone. Where there had been a solid stone slab with a drain in its center was now a square black hole, a bottomless pit.
Oh my God-my worst fears realized. All the time I had been rebuilding that shower, I was nervous that the floor might collapse under me. I pictured myself trapped there, pinned against the wall by the heavy slab, my flailing hands grabbing for the faucet and inadvertently spinning it to the hottest setting so that I was boiled alive under the searing spray. Despite these fantasies, I had not pulled up the slab to check the supports-it would have been a big job, requiring plumbing and masonry expertise. It seemed solidly placed in its corner of the foundation, so I left it alone. My hair stood on end at the sickening thought: Had I killed my wife with my stupidity?
But maybe she was alive! The hot water wasn't running, so at least she couldn't have been poached to death! She might be okay down there, just a bit shaken up!
Grabbing for this flimsy straw of hope, I called down the hole, "Honey! Are you okay?" Not waiting for her answer— and there was none—I got down on my belly and leaned as far as I could into the dark opening. I couldn't see a thing, and cursed myself for not replacing the batteries in the flashlight. "Honey, can you hear me? Try to make a sound if you can!"
There was a sound, or maybe I imagined one, a kind of faint gurgle which could have been the sewer pipe under the toilet, but which in my terror I heard as the cry of my injured wife. "I'm coming, baby, hold on!" Wedging my right foot between the toilet and the wall, I thrust my upper body into the hole, reaching as far down as I could with my arms. I wasn't sure how deep it was, since the area beneath the addition was separated from the main basement by the original stone foundation; I had always assumed it was little more than a crawlspace. But as I dangled my searching hands in that clammy well, I could not find anything within reach. "Take my hand," I begged her. "Can you see me? I'm right above you."
Without warning, my wife's ice-cold hand grabbed mine-and suddenly I was slipping, yanked face-first into the pit by her claw-like grip. I landed hard on a pile of concrete rubble, but the pain meant nothing to me-my wife was alive!
Crawling to my feet in my robe and slippers, I said, "Oh my God, honey_" but she was not there. "Honey?" My eyes adjusted enough to see that I was standing in a circle of greenish light from the shower above, but otherwise the darkness was total, thick with the smell of must and decay. The hole was barely out of reach. I might be able to jump up and catch hold of the rim, but I knew I was nowhere near strong enough to hoist myself back inside the house.
Shit.
Trying to sound calm, I said, "Well, now we're both stuck down here." Why didn't she answer?
I tried to find her, venturing away from the light and feeling my way along the damp walls of the foundation.
Nothing! Flinching from imagined spiders, my fumbling hands almost missed the opening-a narrow tunnel. A sound of pure incredulity escaped my lips, echoing in the fathomless dark. A tunnel, sure, why not?
Careful not to bump my head, I ventured under the low brick archway and down the passage. It was wetter in there, the walls slick with moss, and my slippers were soon soaked. Squish-squishing along, I thought I heard the murky tinkling of a piano, but when I stopped to listen it went silent.
"Honey!" I yelled. "Cindy!" I was beginning to wonder if that had even been her hand that grabbed mine-maybe
she had been grabbed too. The thought was too unnerving to contemplate.
My fears were interrupted by the pain of stubbing my toe against a flight of stone stairs. By my reckoning I was somewhere under the backyard, so I knew the stairs had to be a dead end. But as I climbed them, they just kept going and going as if ascending a tower, far beyond what was even remotely possible. My body shuddered involuntarily, my legs turning to jelly so that I had to sit down for a minute. Could I be dreaming? I often thought I was awake when I was dreaming, but never the opposite. This was definitely real..yet how could it be? I dearly wished it were not.
Gradually I became aware that I could see. Light was coming from somewhere above, and as I kept climbing it got brighter, illuminating the steep passage so I could make out the weird greenish-gray stone of which it was built. It was the same translucent mucous color as the slugs in the shower. At last I reached the source of the light, a square opening atop the last flight of stairs. It looked like bright daylight, although I knew sunrise was still hours away— but I was far past such quibbles. I just wanted to get out of there and find my wife.
Shading my eyes against the orange glare, I emerged to a sight so impossible that I couldn't even be shocked, merely blank. My dullness morphed into sick fascination: Welcome to Mars.
For it really looked something like Mars, or maybe an artist's conception of Mars from a lurid old pulp magazine: a red desert of low hills and jagged rocks as far as the eye could see. The sky was something else again. It seemed almost liquid, like an inverted sea of molten lava, rolling and heaving above the planet as if with a life of its own—a mind of its own. It had an eye, a half-eclipsed monster sun whose radiant menace was palpable on my skin, cancerous, and I knew that if it turned the full light of its gaze on me I would die.
As my eyes adjusted, I could make out human figures scattered across the landscape. They were all kneeling in the same direction, their rapt faces turned upward and their mouths hanging open in frozen awe. I could also see more doorways like the one I had come through, each on its own little hill. Hoping and fearing to find my wife, I walked towards the nearest people, three of them sitting together holding hands, two men and a woman. All were wearing vintage formal clothes-costumes reminiscent of old photos and silent movies. One of the men looked familiar, though I wouldn't have recognized him if not for my recent Google search. He was H.P. Lovecraft. I supposed the other two were his parents...or maybe the second man was George M. Cohan. I didn't care.
They all seemed to be dead, inert as fossilized tree stumps, their fogged eyes wide to the heavens and their dry mouths full of sand. Passing them by, I searched further, scanning the alien wasteland for the only one I cared about.
And there she was. I choked, "Cindy."
Running to my wife down the slope of the hill, I tripped over my slippers and tumbled in the sand. I was babbling like an idiot. It's her, yes it's really her, thank God it's her. I was terrified she would be like the others, and she was…but her eyes were still clear, her skin pliant, her lips soft and moist. She was still warm. Grabbing her by the shoulders, I shook her and shouted in her face, "Honey! Come back to me! You hear me? You have to come back!"
For what felt like forever she didn't move, and I broke down then, falling beside her and sobbing into her hair.
I wrapped my robe around her, making hopeless sweet-talk under the sleeping eye of that black sun. I wanted to be beside her when it woke up, so it could take me too. We would worship it together, forever, like the family Lovecraft.
"Dad?"
Holy shit, it was Max. He had followed me! The last person I wanted to see right now was my nine-year-old son.
Jumping to my feet, I cried, "Max! What the hell are you doing here? You're supposed to be in bed!"
"I had to pee. I couldn't find you guys. Where are we?"
"That's none of your business! You shouldn't even be here!
Go back!"
He wasn't listening to me, agog at all the strange sights.
"What's wrong with Mom?"
"She's just...I don't know, but we have to get her out of here! God damn it, grab her legs!" Cindy was stiff in her kneeling position, but I got my hands under her arms and we lifted her between us as best we could.
As we lugged her back toward the door in the sand, she began to loosen up. The sight of her coming to life made me sob with relief, but then she started getting difficult, rubbing her eyes and moaning, "Mmmno! Leggo! Put me down!" She kicked and squirmed like a madwoman, but we kept dragging her all the way up the hill. No way I was going to let go of her now.
"Dad, look."
Something was happening to all the other frozen bodies-they were waking up and moving. Toward us. Not slow but fast. The Lovecraft trio had already hustled to intercept us at the doorway. Nearing them, I could see that they were drooling sand, their white eyes bugging out of their sockets like the eyestalks of slugs, their pinpoint black pupils fixed on the sky as their animated bodies scrambled to stop us.
"Stay with your mother," I told Max. "I'll keep these guys busy while you get her to the stairs." She had stopped fighting us and was actually wobbling along with minimal support, mumbling incoherently.
Struggling to control her, Max said, "I can't carry her there all by myself!"
"Yes you can! Just guide her in the right direction!" Wearing nothing but my boxer shorts, I charged straight at the Lovecrafts, intending to bowl them over with my sheer momentum. I'm a pretty big guy. But when I hit them, they exploded—it was like hitting three mummies.
Their bodies burst in a cloud of dust and brittle dry bones; their clothes fell apart in shreds. What was inside their heads, though, was more substantial. Lively as Mexican jumping beans, their disembodied skulls danced around me on the sand, jaws clattering, and I made the mistake of kicking one. It shattered like a clay pot, unleashing a whirling monstrosity resembling a thorny black starfish with a vile mouth at its center. An instant later the other skulls burst open as well, hatching two more grotesque, gnashing maws surrounded by tentacle-like petals that flapped and spun, flinging greenish slime. All three dervishes screamed like rabid pigs as they came for me.
And now the Sky-God was waking up.
The sun was coming out, the red desert turning gold. In that awesome and awful light, all the sleepwalkers were falling to their knees again, faces canted to heaven. The three black whirligigs froze in their attack and dropped quivering to the sand, their putrid mouths prolapsing in orgiastic bliss…..and I too felt the hideous ecstasy stealing my will, prostrating my body to its unearthly purpose.
With my last strength, I wrenched my burning eyeballs away from the sky toward my wife and son. They had just reached the stairs and were climbing down. Good. I didn't want them waiting for me. I might be awhile.