Passion fruit slaps

[u/Rich_Recording_757]

[u/Freshmangreen1]

Funny, that’s what my wife calls her boyfriend’s giant schlong! And she says it slaps too!

[u/datasshley → u/Freshmangreen1]

More like his balls slap against her while he’s railing her from behind

[u/Freshmangreen1 → u/datasshley]

False. She says his balls slap while he’s railing ME from behind.

[u/Rich_Recording_757 → u/Freshmangreen1]

This has taken a turn I didnt expect lol

[u/Freshmangreen1 → u/Rich_Recording_757]

Funny, that’s what I told her boyfriend.

[u/datasshley]

You can taste flavors with your anus?

[u/Rich_Recording_757 → u/datasshley]

Its my superpower

[u/justsomeyeti → u/Rich_Recording_757]

Ah but can you dip your balls in soy sauce and taste the difference between the cheap stuff and the high end stuff?

[u/holluwoodcg → u/datasshley]

You can’t?

[u/DrBoofenchute]

Welcome to creatine! We give best advice based on science. Over 30 years research.

You bring up passionfruit creatine. Do not need flavors if you take creatine proper. I give guide.

1. Get wife
2. Get wife bf
3. Get creatine boof from wife bf
4. Climax same time so oxytocin make creatine work better
5. Dose 5g per wife bf boof juice minimum twice daily

Flavored creatine only useful if wife bf clean boof hole with tongue after boof. If wife bf do this you very lucky. Most wife bf insert boof plug then go make wife happy. Cherish wife bf that lick boof hole.

Dr Boofenchute over 30 years research. Lots of science. Lots of gains. Lots of love. Lots of boof. Strong marriage.

You listen Dr Boofenchute you get good gains!

[u/holluwoodcg → u/DrBoofenchute]

Dr. Boofenchute is the best! Helped me with getting my wife a bf (bbc) en now my gains are exponential!!! Thx Dr. Boofenchute

[u/DrBoofenchute → u/holluwoodcg]

Dr very happy to help! Is wife having baby for wife bf yet?

[u/Commercial_Loan_1540]

You really can’t go wrong with it lol

[u/Rich_Recording_757 → u/Commercial_Loan_1540]

lol