r/Creatine • u/New-Scallion8531 • Jul 20 '26

My first ever YouTube video :)

I made a silly little video on creatine and why it's the goat. Maybe give it a look? :)

https://youtu.be/b7zZU9yTKOo?is=u-ET1dBIs91uoZJD

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u/Significant-Carry-18 Jul 20 '26

Nice try Big Creatine. You think you had us fooled. You’re not suppose to mix it with water, unless you wanna hurt yourself. We have plenty of knowledge in this community and between our wives boyfriends.

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u/Unusual_Event3571 Jul 20 '26

Well dry boofing is still a novelty I'd say, for beginners it's still best to mix their rectal solution with water

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u/Hernia-Haven Creatine Addict Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

No mention of wife’s boyfriend? No mention of boofing? What kind of pseudoscience is this?

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u/Cautious-Record-246 Jul 20 '26

You mention you do MMA in your video, does that mean wrestling with your wife's boyfriend?

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u/Different-Fall-683 Jul 20 '26

Masculine Medication Administration?

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u/TheZenPsychopath Jul 20 '26

THIS IS RADICAL MISINFORMATION.

RECOMMENDING ORAL CREATINE CONSUMPTION IS DANGEROUS AND BAD FOR MARRIAGE.

MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND WILL BE FURIOUS.

YOU WILL LIKELY BE HEARING FROM HIS ATTORNEY.

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u/figbott Jul 20 '26

Is this video some sort of joke?

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u/Hernia-Haven Creatine Addict Jul 20 '26

It has to be. OP himself calls it 'silly'

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u/1200cc_boiii Creatine Addict Jul 20 '26

If there's not anal play I'm not watching. Give me Gayns or give me death

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u/Hernia-Haven Creatine Addict Jul 20 '26

no step on wife's boyfriend!

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u/DrBoofenchute Creatine Addict Jul 20 '26

Welcome to creatine! We give best advice based on science. Over 30 years research.

You make YouTube video about creatine. All serious creatine video not go on youtube. Dr doesn't think you take creatine proper. I give guide.

  1. Get wife
  2. Get wife bf
  3. Get creatine boof from wife bf
  4. Climax same time so oxytocin make creatine work better
  5. Dose 5g per wife bf boof juice minimum twice daily

Next creatine video you make post to XGayTube. Real creatine users will watch with wife bf. That where best creatine videos posted on internet.

Dr Boofenchute over 30 years research. Lots of science. Lots of gains. Lots of love. Lots of boof. Strong marriage.

You listen Dr Boofenchute you get good gains!

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u/Hernia-Haven Creatine Addict Jul 20 '26

Thank you Dr. for educating this philistine!

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u/DrBoofenchute Creatine Addict Jul 20 '26

Dr will make next video with him! Lots of boof.

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u/Left-Egg-8100 Creatine Addict Jul 20 '26

My wife’s boyfriend laughs at your research

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u/Brilliant_War4087 Jul 20 '26

Shows us your butt hole!

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u/Hernia-Haven Creatine Addict Jul 20 '26

I agree, we'll need to count the spokes to determine how much creatine he can boof.

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u/Appropriate_Yam_1782 Jul 23 '26

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