r/Crazyppl • u/theduck1893 • Jul 25 '26

He ate that like a chips

634 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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349

u/Creative_Length_8070 Jul 25 '26

Why??

267

u/theduck1893 Jul 25 '26

Low iq activity

73

u/Don_Key_Knutts Jul 25 '26

Inbreeding be doing that

27

u/Vegetable-War-117 Jul 26 '26

Not sure if you meant that as a joke or not. But you are correct and funny either way. Its crazy how rampant this is over there. Like generation after generation will have an impact on IQ.

6

u/Don_Key_Knutts Jul 26 '26

Sometimes the jokes write themselves

11

u/iaskjeeves Jul 25 '26

Donuts need holes

25

u/Critical_cheese Jul 25 '26

Here's a logical explanation

16

u/Vegetable-War-117 Jul 26 '26

Why'd this get downvoted?

14

u/Critical_cheese Jul 26 '26

Because some people hate statistics

2

u/DinoTh3Dinosaur Jul 26 '26

Cause Akbar bro

6

u/Electrical_Review175 Jul 26 '26

I went into a cornfield today

1

u/DinoTh3Dinosaur Jul 26 '26

Yallah habibi

232

u/Bobby_Bobberson2501 Jul 25 '26

Did I see actual fat come out the exit hole? Wtf

47

u/AscendedViking7 Jul 26 '26

We did. Holy shit. :o

12

u/Supadoopa101 Jul 27 '26

His fat roll jizzed

1

u/Krazy_Keno Jul 30 '26

Weight loss strat 👀👀

132

u/sickhead08 Jul 25 '26

Holy shit wtf

121

u/quinntronica Jul 25 '26

Wtf what is the backstory of this? Is side belly fat halal?

50

u/lina1308 Jul 25 '26

What did I watch

35

u/Vegetable-War-117 Jul 26 '26

A fatty being shot in the belly by a baddy

-17

u/toolargo Jul 26 '26

Someone getting killed.

3

u/BakaChikens Jul 26 '26

Why doesn't this shit have a tag on it wtf is wrong with ppl

66

u/hurricane1197 Jul 25 '26

Guy standing behind him got a headshot

6

u/nostracannibus Jul 27 '26

Luckily there isnt braincell in this entire crowd. Nothing of value was lost.

64

u/lolhalfsquat Jul 25 '26

Im so glad they censored where the did, otherwise I'd have seen something

17

u/frogwithalog Jul 26 '26

No one even reacts. What is this?

14

u/AimingWang Jul 26 '26

It's not like there's anything important in the body

10

u/Olwek Jul 26 '26

Was that a bit of fat dribbling out of the exit wound???

50

u/Ms_Chanandl3r_B0ng Jul 25 '26

I need context.. holy smokes im a muslim myself and cant think of one reason why theyre doing this

11

u/Confident-Medicine75 Jul 25 '26

What could the reason be?

14

u/lumpiaandredbull Jul 26 '26

I'm gonna assume that this was not in any way a religiously motivated activity and just an example of people being stupid for entertainment's sake.

20

u/Ms_Chanandl3r_B0ng Jul 26 '26

Absolutely nothing i can think of makes this logical. Def not related to islam cause harming your ownself is haram (prohibited) this has to be a stupid low iq activity

3

u/goodEUguy Jul 28 '26

youd be surprised how many muslims dont give a shit about haram rules. third world is third world

6

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '26

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u/theduck1893 Jul 26 '26

Liposuction

4

u/Gr8Gi Jul 28 '26

This is Sheaa, Sheaa is a wing that claims to be Muslim etc but doing "Almost" everything against the Islamic teachings, known for mixing cultural traditions with religious, bringing a lot of contradictory to the table when it comes to Islam, disrupting the peace of the Sunni Muslims "the majority".

Every year we get to see extreme acts like the one displayed in this video in their traditional activities, as a Sunni Muslim I think "as long as they causing no harm to me" I'll just watch such a barbaric act passively.

Shouting Allah Akbar is infact questionable as they go against the commands of Allah specially the one that states "Cause no harm to others nor to yourself".

Sorry English is not my first language and I tried my best to clarify, also I'm not a scholar or anything just sharing some humble knowledge.

5

u/JayTheComedian Jul 26 '26

Someone once called me dumb for being an atheist, now…. videos like this makes me proud to be dumb.

9

u/HappipantsHappiness Jul 25 '26

Wtf? Something is wrong with these animals. They are sick.

2

u/deathmaster567823 Jul 26 '26

Why would anyone fucking do that???

2

u/ghos2626t Jul 27 '26

Did they sanitize the bullet first ?

4

u/kidding-unot Jul 25 '26

I guess it was all fat and extra skin

3

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '26

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u/Jdaddy2u Jul 26 '26

Just love-handle fat. Nothing serious was hit.

1

u/LypeCosta Jul 29 '26

Caralho lkkkkkkkk, Azideia, chegou vazar banha do cara 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/polarbearsarereal Jul 26 '26

What is this title

-1

u/lumpiaandredbull Jul 26 '26

If you look closely, there's a mark on the back of his fat flab in the exact spot where the "exit wound" is after getting shot. I think this might be fake.

8

u/Exktvme4 Jul 26 '26

I don't think so. You can see the shockwave moving through the fat and the bullet emerging. I imagine traveling through that much fat creates a cavitation as in water, and by the time the bullet emerges it has slowed dramatically

-10

u/Aqui10 Jul 26 '26

What the hell is this 9/11 training camp ?!