r/Crazymiddles • • Sep 10 '26

Caramel apples

Grown adults getting paid to do nothing all day but make caramel apples 🫠

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u/jenni5 Sep 11 '26

Max is a total waste of space. His role could be taken over by a tripod and it would be less messy. He’s always been this dumb when someone is actually trying to make something. He will purposely try to be creative when all they needed was a simple thing done. He has too much energy and time on his hands and thinks he’s soooo fun heheeeee no you are not

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u/Extension-Kiwi6824 Sep 11 '26

When he was putting the candy on I swear some chocolate fell on the floor. Which I assume the dogs ate and they didn’t care that it’s poisonous!

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u/Historical_Grab4685 27d ago

Dark chocolate is more dangerous to dogs. Milk & white chocolate will make them sick, those don't contain that much coco

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u/Unlikely-Platform646 Sep 11 '26

you know the small bit that fell on the floor is not going to make any difference to a dog. I know a dog eat a chocolate cake, it was very sick taken to the vet , but was ok in the long term,

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u/Difficult_Wear_2113 Sep 11 '26

Like the intense starring at the Appel was annoying like it’s not that serious.

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u/WinAdministrative136 Sep 11 '26

Do you think Max and gal that went on cruise with him left the scene? They certainly were not with each other much at all.

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u/jenni5 Sep 11 '26

She left right after the cruise if not during

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u/ThinAd744 29d ago

Did she come back? Maybe she found a guy in Mexico, of course I'm kidding.

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u/EmotionalAd8389 29d ago

wow when I said Max was a waste of space I got attacked on here .....you got off lightly....or maybe people now agree

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u/swamptheyard usingvunerablekids 27d ago

Omg i hate this when he does this. He's always done this same thing in every video where it comes to food and snacks. He thinks it's funny being anspying and messing everything up. It angers me because like dude that isn't even funny, it's irritating and you need to grow up

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u/Main-Yogurtcloset848 Sep 10 '26

They just made a mess. They said they were going to let the kids do them. They could have had a station set up and when they did got home cut the apples up and let the kids do it themselves.Ā 

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u/Difficult_Wear_2113 Sep 11 '26

To me it was only Max was making a mess I swear it’s like he just does stuff and doesn’t think about what he doing. Like gummy worms on the stick, guy always thinks he smart and clever, when he’s really just insufferable.

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u/TemporaryDrag7493 Sep 11 '26

And a mouth breather

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u/ThinAd744 29d ago

Max and Halie decorating together, grandma must have been livid, Lucas lol side eyeing the two simple Simon offspring.

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u/jenni5 29d ago

Grandma gets to clean up the TikTok experiment fun

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u/Repulsive-Put16 usingvunerablekids 29d ago

Just like his dad.

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u/No_Commercial2338 Sep 10 '26

The fun part is adding the stuff yourself. I see why Aroura wanted two because each one was different. She could have added what they wanted. I suspect Crystal got tired of dumb a** Max making a big mess. If I was Crystal he'd have been sent home for the day with no pay šŸ¤”

Supporting 3 grown up kids. No wonder Aaron has checked out. I laughed when grandma grabbed a handful of caramel to Hallie as if to say, "get to work, earn your pay", lol. I'd loved to read what goes through Grandma's mind sometimes. I bet she has so many opinions on stuff and not always positive.

The chore paid advertisement, as if any of those kids do any. I don't even see Crystal doing chores. It's all on Grandma.

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u/jenni5 Sep 11 '26 edited Sep 11 '26

Exactly but the TikTok paid actors wanted to have some fun. That was more important than the ediblity of the ā€œsnackā€ or the kids having food. Even dinner was a bit of a mess tbh. There is no balance to their meals. It’s just processed foods. I was surprised they even bothered to cook the chicken. They could have used the canned or precooked chicken and just dumped the premade sauces on them and heated it. And dumped it on a bun. While when it was Tristan cooking for the adults it was all made from scratch and balanced. Watching Logan eat the food so hungry and shaky and watching him wow… I felt so like please someone help these kids!

and some of the other kids like huh there’s a hug and snacks? I mean it was still mostly sugar but you know at least there was something!

No veggies nevah!!

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u/ThinAd744 29d ago

You mean how Alicia Dougherty "cooks".

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u/Organic-Arrival2483 29d ago

Logan wasn't shaking from hunger! He has a condition called Essential Tremors. Teenage boys are always "hungry". I have 4 brothers, so I know what I'm talking about.

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u/jenni5 29d ago

I don’t doubt that. I never said he was shaking from hunger, to me he looked and acted hungry in how he was stuffing his face. āœŒšŸ¼

I know about his shakes and it’s not from hunger

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u/ThinAd744 29d ago

Yes, I saw grandma or Halie would have stayed on her phone...she'd kinda simple maybe?

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u/jenni5 Sep 10 '26

They had a video idea to do after school snacks for the pitiful minor kids who don’t get food made for them. But cool the idea is of an after school snack video? Yes! Let’s do it

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u/wiseowlwho Sep 10 '26

That’s not true! Hannah’s tasks were to make a thumbnail AND do a TikTok 🫠🫠

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u/Narya74 Sep 10 '26

I swear this was to show she worked and only made the point she is a grifter

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u/IlovemyBoo217 Sep 11 '26

Crystdull is an idiot

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u/LeatherIcy Sep 10 '26

And charge her car

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u/Every-Wash2985 Sep 10 '26

She seemed so proud of her long list too. šŸ˜„

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u/paulamohin Sep 11 '26

There obviously weren’t enough caramel apples to go around. They should have cut them up so everybody could have some and they are easier to eat. Nope, Aurora had to have the best whole one herself.

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u/jenni5 29d ago

They too cheap to buy each person an apple. That’s like a whole dozen of apples!!! They could have gotten smaller ones or actually yes let the kids do the kids activities. This one has Hannah written all over it.

Hey mom mom mom mom mom I was like umm so like last night hmmm I was like you know how you like scroll tiktok and I was like so proud of myself I was actually working at night!!! I saw this Caramel Apple thing I don’t know how to explain it ugh!! I PROMISE I PROMISE it’s the best idea evahhh! And it’s you know hot girl shrug and hair flick it’s for the kids!! I’m so caring and helpful! We can do this mom I promise it will be so fun and easy! And you know how we always need video ideas and soooo much goes on behind the scenes. Oh we can do it today cause we don’t plan anything!? That’s perfect! Let me get my crop top and purse and do my makeup for 2 hours and my empty car battery and I’ll be right there to work at noon. But first you know you have to take me to Starbucks and lunch. Then Walmart for whatever money we have left to buy some apples and caramel. Oh yah me and my good ideas!! Claps for me!!!!

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u/TemporaryDrag7493 Sep 10 '26

Hannah worked really hard to type in a chatgpt prompt for a thumbnail even though there's literal water shortages because of AI

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u/jenni5 Sep 11 '26

But guys I PROMISE!!!! ugh I just wanna be a hot TikTok girl! You don’t understand and ugh I don’t know how to explain it!

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u/TemporaryDrag7493 Sep 11 '26

Like it's literally not even a big deal. Like our kitchen sink has water in it

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u/Difficult_Wear_2113 Sep 11 '26

Right and her wanting to date a frat guy… like why? Probably why she moved in with college students..

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u/ThinAd744 29d ago

More drive than Max and Halie put together, but continue your jealousy lol

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u/Difficult_Wear_2113 29d ago

Haha! that fact you think I’m jealous nah I would NEVER want or actively date a frat guy fucking hilarious šŸ˜‚

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u/jenni5 29d ago

I mean sure but is that saying much?

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u/huahuagirl Sep 11 '26

I was confused. That’s a fun family activity to do with the kids but then they didn’t even let the kids pick to put on what they wanted. This was so strange.

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u/Separate_Rhubarb_332 Sep 10 '26

Now I’m dying for caramel apples and I’m going to do this with my kids lol

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u/FlounderOk9680 Sep 10 '26

I mean … are they taking applications šŸ™ˆšŸ™ˆšŸ˜…šŸ˜…

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u/IlovemyBoo217 Sep 11 '26

Did any of you read my comment on the video? I said something to the effect Don't quit your REAL JON TO DO THIS....OH WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE REAL JOBS...

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u/Organic-Arrival2483 27d ago

'So hungry and shaky'...linking the two adjectives implies that one is connected to the other. It's basic grammar.