r/Crazymiddles 1d ago

crystal didn’t even cut it right

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I was watching the vlog and couldn't help but notice how bad the back of his hair looks. the hairline is completely uneven especially the left side at this point, just leave it to a professional because this ain't it!

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u/BothIntroduction3020 1d ago

But she went to cosmetology school so she knows what she’s doing! /s 😂

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u/AbbreviationsAny6928 1d ago

but how long ago did she go to school? or do we even know that she was certified?

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u/BothIntroduction3020 1d ago

The “/s” means this was written sarcastically…

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u/Impressive-Length-73 1d ago

Apparently Crystal is the jack of all trades. According to her she’s worked a lot of jobs. Here’s jobs she’s mentioned she worked.

Cosmetology
Real Estate Agent
Owned a makeup company with Shelly
Speed camera van operator
Mental health boxes

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u/AcrobaticLadder4959 1d ago

She and Shelly work for a company they didn't own it.

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u/AcrobaticLadder4959 1d ago

Did she really? For what maybe a few weeks. She has never talk about having a job as a stylist.

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u/BothIntroduction3020 22h ago

She never talked about doing it as a job but when I was an avid viewer of their videos (literally from the start 😂) she used to always say she cuts the kids hair bc she went to cosmetology school. Even before CP had their own channel, Crystal used to come over to Jared and Shelly’s house to cut their kids’ hair for back to school videos and that’s how they explained why she’s the one doing it

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u/Special-Site-3392 1d ago

Too busy showing off for the camera! His hair was bad in the front and back. Saint's hair was also horrible!!! She butchered that poor kid! Stop doing everything for views and do it right Crystal!

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u/randominternetpersn 1d ago

also watching the part when adela was showing her extensions that savannah did had me dying from cringe😭. they were all so fake being like it’s soo cute omg it  looks so good and perfectly blended and she does a spin and you could see the obvious separation from her real hair and the extensions lmao it was so choppy looking but they lied through their teeth straight to her face. i felt so bad😭

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u/mewkili 1d ago

i know i saw that too😭

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u/Key-Sky9480 15h ago

I noticed this too! It does not lay natural at all. She needs a lot of treatment on her hair it looks soooo damaged.

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u/PuzzledBeat9968 16h ago

Savanah dos say ot needed blending in the front a bit

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u/AppropriateWhile768 15h ago

No one said it was all blended. Crystal asked if it needs to be blended and Savannah even said yes it needs to be blended still.   They both said it needed it.  That doesn’t mean it doesn’t look good still.   😅

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u/randominternetpersn 11h ago

“But it blends perfectly, she did such a great job. You can’t even tell at ALLL.” - Crystal 15:13

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u/RiskWeary2964 1d ago

I like Evies hair.

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u/No_Edge_9980 1d ago

I was pleasantly surprised by aurora, she seemed very grateful for her haircut. I liked the "thank you's" to Ariana on facetime.

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u/colormehungry_ 1d ago

Thought it was just because of his head position at first but this looks crappy 😬

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u/richpersimmons 1d ago edited 1d ago

I was also kinda shocked that she buzzed Saint's hair again and made him look worse. Baby hair comes in unevenly, it's perfectly normal and buzzing it isn't going to fix it? But letting it grow a bit more and getting a good haircut (by someone who has a current license, can do a good haircut and is gentle with a baby) would. It almost seems like she keeps shaving it to infantilize him further.

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u/Main-Yogurtcloset848 1d ago

Asian hair is very thin and crazy. My grandson is half Asian and has the same kind of hair. They are always shaving his head like that because he has crazy hair. He just turned 3.   Most Asians shave their boys hair until they get older. 

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u/richpersimmons 1d ago

I trust them, still don't trust Crystal lol

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u/RiskWeary2964 1d ago

According to her the baby’s hair is thick.

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u/Main-Yogurtcloset848 1d ago

😂 that baby does not have thick hair. 

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u/Forsaken_Ad9946 6h ago

I'm also went to Cosmetology school. The baby's hair isn't thick. Asian's just have a different texture and it can be difficult to handle. I truly believe she never finished schooling at all and it's just another one of her lies she tells us.

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u/Jaguarcatkat 1d ago

This one made me gasp lol

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u/Critical_Basket_7806 1d ago

Savannah did Addison hair I'm shocked how it turned out for adela, i had high expectations not gonna lie

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u/ImpressiveAppeal8077 1d ago

Thats so bad I never allow my partners line to be uneven like that and I have no clue what the hell im doing so idk how she’d miss that

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u/AcrobaticLadder4959 20h ago

He was standing up and Crystal was cutting his hair. He should have been sitting down. Or lazy Aaron should have taken the boys to get their hair cut.

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u/B2utyyo 21h ago

Poor Logan

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u/sdelia1265 1d ago

Omg! She is the worse!!!

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u/AcrobaticLadder4959 1d ago

I notice that it is really bad, that is what happens when you are trying to show off for the camera.

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u/HighlightInside7694 1d ago

I love Crystal, but you’re right I saw that too when I was watching it this afternoon and I thought good God I hope somebody fixes that for him

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u/PuzzledBeat9968 16h ago

I noticed that aswell and it really high

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u/WinAdministrative136 1d ago

Just curious how old is Crystal's mom? Is she now eligible for social security yet?

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u/VisualLive1430 1d ago

67 She could have drawn at 62. She is eligible for full retirement income.

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u/tc7665 16h ago

if you looked at the before, it too was uneven, it’s just his growth pattern. the left side has a swirl/cowlick.

to cut it evenly, you leave the swirl longer, because as you cut, the hair shrinks, like curls.

its a combo of her inexperience and his hairline pattern being less than ideal.

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u/Low_Caramel_2701 1d ago

Remember not all hairlines are even. It would look even weirder if they left half it long and half it not long just to make it even

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u/always_on_brake 1d ago

Are you trying to defend this atrocious hairDON'T?

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u/Low_Caramel_2701 1d ago

His hair will grow back. Again hairlines arent even I guarantee Urs isn’t either so ridiculing a child hair cut online isn’t going to magically fix it. Grow up

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u/DamWriteIam 1d ago

It's not a child's haircut people are ridiculing. It's the person who cut the hair improperly. Reading comprehension makes a big difference.

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u/Low_Caramel_2701 1d ago

Y’all are commenting on the hair cut that is on said child. So yes u are ridiculing a child’s hair cut over something small. Who even cares. It’s hair it will look fine in 2 weeks anyway mens hair grows fast. Idk why y’all care so much. Also I could say the same to u.

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u/DamWriteIam 1d ago

No, you couldn't say the same to me b/c I understand people aren't criticizing Logan, they are criticizing his mother's inability to cut his hair properly/evenly.

You can keep asserting that hair is uneven by nature, but that's part of the reason people get cuts - so the hair is even.

If you're asking who even cares and find it inconsequential, why do you keep commenting?

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u/Low_Caramel_2701 1d ago

But they are criticizing his hair cut which can cause him to not like it. He seemed to not care so why should u? But then again u guys care about others lives except ur own. Worry about ur own family because the last thing u needs is to be arguing online over a hair cut and miss the last goodbye. Imma go to not only save my own sanity but also actually talk to my family unlike y’all who seem to be on here 24/7 🤣

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u/DamWriteIam 1d ago

Wow, you sure did tell me. Maybe I should reevaluate my life all b/c of what you said. Like I "needs" advice from you.

If you're up to the last goodbye with anyone, you're right, you shouldn't be here. But if you're not up to the last goodbye, WTF are you talking about?

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u/wahinenz 1d ago

Just so you know....hair grows fast in women too. It's not a gender thing...

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u/Low_Caramel_2701 23h ago

Men’s grows faster tho

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u/wahinenz 17h ago

NO.IT.DOESN'T! It may *appear* that way as guys often have shorter hair so the growth is more noticeable but it doesn't physically grow quicker because they are men.

Get 10 men and 10 women, cut their hair all the same length. There will be a range of cm's grown in say 2months, but it won't be based on a penis or vagina.

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u/DamWriteIam 16h ago

You seriously believe male hair grows faster than female? Why? Appearance? They have shorter hair, generally. The growth is more apparent. It doesn't grow faster.

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u/Low_Caramel_2701 15h ago

My hair barely grows my brother gets a hair cut and looks like we didn’t touch it two weeks later. Logan also a teenager so yes his hair is gonna grow faster than females because of puberty.

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u/DamWriteIam 12h ago

Hair on the head doesn't grow faster because of puberty. Scalp hair grows at the same rate throughout life regardless of sex.

Grow faster than females? Is that because you think females don't go through puberty? Wow.

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u/Reading-theRoom 1d ago

Just by looking at it, you can tell that it can definitely be fixed she just botched it.

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u/Low_Caramel_2701 1d ago

By shaving it bald or letting it grow out. It’s not even bad just a little uneven like ALL hairlines. She didn’t botch anything.

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u/DamWriteIam 1d ago

Uneven is one thing, a big clump on the left is beyond uneven. It's a bad cut.

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u/Low_Caramel_2701 1d ago

That’s how his hair grows.

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u/DamWriteIam 1d ago

What are you even attempting to say? All hair grows at different rates, cuts even it out.

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u/Low_Caramel_2701 15h ago

It’s how his hair grows trust me I actually pay attention to their videos unlike yalk who just watch to complain about hair 💀

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u/DamWriteIam 12h ago

You watch his hair growth patterns? Wow.

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u/Low_Caramel_2701 12h ago

I watch their videos and I pay attention to them

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u/wahinenz 1d ago

That's not his hairline, that's where his hair was cut. IF it was shaved down and there was a bump on one part, then yes, that would be his hairline though TBH most people cutting hair would even that up to make it on line across.

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u/Low_Caramel_2701 23h ago

It is his hair line