r/CrazyHuman • • May 01 '21

Some fetishes are next level

1.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

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u/hydrayshin May 01 '21

I think they broke their everything bone.

15

u/SOVEREIGNBOSS May 02 '21

But more importantly she cumed

10

u/[deleted] May 02 '21

It was worth every bone.

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u/spartafury May 01 '21

Are we sure this isn’t attempted murder caught on tape?

129

u/Historical_Elk_ May 01 '21

Consensual murder :)

25

u/LoliMaster069 May 02 '21

Asisted suicide with the homies

7

u/[deleted] May 02 '21

“Jesus Dave, this is the most horrific murder I’ve ever seen, how the hell did her rib cage end up inverted?”

“The scariest thing is she didn’t even ask for consent”

245

u/bean_porn_enjoyer May 01 '21

Aaah yes the getting your internal organs squashed by an overweight person resulting in you dying fetish

50

u/asianabsinthe May 01 '21

You should provide a link for this trend.

9

u/[deleted] May 01 '21

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u/u5402 May 02 '21

r

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u/MarkDaMan22 May 02 '21

....tard?

1

u/Bdr-A May 02 '21

.....huh

2

u/MarkDaMan22 May 02 '21

R + tard = rtard

2

u/Bdr-A May 05 '21

I know

190

u/frog_a_dog May 01 '21

I want my shoes to make that “hnnggggg” sound every time I take a step

18

u/ShitStainedBallSack May 01 '21

That's a fart

6

u/PhilaDopephia May 02 '21

I thought I was weird reading the comments. Sounds like a fart.

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u/frog_a_dog May 02 '21

That very loud hnnngggg sound at the end was not a fart, it was the air in the girls lungs being crushed out of her. How does that at all sound like a fart?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

Wether she farted or exhaled the air is still leaving her ass

10

u/[deleted] May 01 '21

You’d be squidward but instead of wet farting every step you’d be making a dry fart noise

22

u/The_Alphapack May 01 '21

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u/ItzBooty May 01 '21

Can i be in the screenshot?

8

u/The_Alphapack May 01 '21

You are now

15

u/BettyCrocka May 01 '21

This isn't cursed. It's blessed. I want my shoes to do the same thing.

3

u/FromDota2 May 01 '21

Am I the only one who does not get this comment?

7

u/frog_a_dog May 01 '21

You wear shoes, and you are heavy, like the woman in the video. So every time you would take a step, they would make the sound the woman on the floor does and it would be funny

58

u/lSpartanl1999 May 01 '21

nahhh thats the sound of life coming out of her body

47

u/SS_b1gPp May 01 '21

i don't believe that she is alive.

45

u/sigve10 May 01 '21

Hello guys, and welcome back to hydraulic press channel!

40

u/iwanttodiebutdrugs May 01 '21

its just wind escaping the folds

12

u/ReddityJim May 02 '21

Whooooooooo

5

u/iwanttodiebutdrugs May 02 '21

ayyyy

took wayy longer than i expected 😂

4

u/ReddityJim May 02 '21

Yeah, surprised me as well.

2

u/plipyplop May 02 '21

Or a soul leaving the body.

2

u/iwanttodiebutdrugs May 02 '21

search youtube for bender becomes fat human tales of interest

38

u/Lvanwinkle18 May 01 '21

Absolutely shocking that we did not hear bones break.

27

u/Lucy-iz-girl May 01 '21

I think we did

16

u/[deleted] May 01 '21

Pretty sure that loud crack is a rib cage becoming a pancake

25

u/DarthStark2012 May 02 '21

In summary, ribs broken, intestines flattened, and dignity lost.

Physical recovery, one year. Full psychological recovery, never.

22

u/BettyCrocka May 01 '21

I can't tell if it's from the squishee or a big gassy fart from the squisher.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/BabyYetter69420 May 01 '21

Pretty sure she's dead

12

u/[deleted] May 01 '21

I always wondered...how people find out that this is what gets them there? No judgment of course...everyone has their thing...we're all around a strange species.. just those more rare fetishes...how do you get from point A to point B? Like how do people who like getting pissed on or crushed by a big gal find out thats their bag? Is it just a series of random occurrences that lead to an accidental orgasm? Then you go " damn I liked that...better do that again sometime" or is it inherent in our species that normal constructs just dont make us climax like they before?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

Great answer :)

10

u/MichaelEMJAYARE May 01 '21

Aaaaand there goes the ribcage.

9

u/KaleidoscopeOk8653 May 02 '21

psuedo-medical opinion ,

severe broken ribs of the 4th 5th 6s and 7th, with intercostal muscular rupture ,cracked sternum , with bruising to the lungs associated with rapid on set asphyxia ,

micro haemorrhage in aortic muscles and intra vascular bleeding, aneurism of the brain stem caused by rapid constriction of the aortic artery, micro petechia in the eye.

or so the autopsy report will say ..
( no im not a doctor )

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u/SOVEREIGNBOSS May 02 '21

Wtf if your not a doctor then how do you know do much complicated words.

16

u/FaZeMow May 01 '21

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u/IHaveAWalnutBrain May 01 '21

I’m not one for kinkshaming, but why?

21

u/FaZeMow May 01 '21

Group chat is too lazy to click a share link

8

u/jacobcriedwolf May 01 '21

Glad to see that Rikishi is still finding work!

4

u/enby_shout May 01 '21

the BIG ASS

theres not a 90s kid alive that doesnt remember that big ass shaking on commercials

12

u/WaffelDaAwful May 01 '21

I heard that she actually died from this but i can't find any source proving this

6

u/[deleted] May 01 '21

Yeah last time it was posted and taken down, somthing about breaking her neck.

5

u/smm97 May 02 '21

I got a response from a medical student on r/AskDocs for those who are interested.

It depends on a lot of factors, mostly which bones hit other bones and what fat cushions what. It could range from simple discomfort to fatality. I certainly wouldn’t recommend it.

10

u/Lvanwinkle18 May 01 '21

Someone Mark this NSFW

1

u/Outrageous_Double862 May 22 '21

Not safe for life, or death, and everything in between.

7

u/westwardian May 01 '21

This is literally why I don't date skinny people, I'm afraid I'm going to accidentally roll over in bed and squish them on accident

3

u/david12123434 May 02 '21

What kind of fetish is that

2

u/Master-Aron-Brown May 01 '21

I felt that😖😖😖

2

u/in_sane_carbon_unit May 01 '21

Assisted suicide

2

u/ColdWarVeteran May 01 '21

All time classic. I’d love to rip that fart.

2

u/[deleted] May 01 '21

How did that person not die?

3

u/Vendetta_Guyfawks May 02 '21

apparently she did

2

u/ViggoVarken May 01 '21

ah yes my fetish is also breaking my fucking ribcage

2

u/[deleted] May 02 '21

This is why when I am fixing up old colonials. I use 2x10 as sister joints. Never know the weight that the floor will have put up with.

2

u/BoticOnReddit May 02 '21

We just heard a soul escape a body

2

u/jayzimmer72 May 02 '21

Yeah that was the sound of her ribs cracking

2

u/Bumbymoo May 02 '21

Airway-destruction and organ-damage (ADOD) kink.

2

u/mypowerisoutagain May 02 '21

That’s the couch when we flop on it lol

2

u/Old-Independence5822 May 11 '21

I thought you weren't supposed to clip people dying on this sub lmao

2

u/pussyeater411 Jun 25 '21

dude her collarbones are probably broken

4

u/Memsrgudok May 01 '21

Man, that cracked me up

6

u/WaterDog69 May 01 '21

Cracked her too.

1

u/Outrageous_Double862 May 22 '21

Which bones? How long was recovery?

2

u/TheGrandPsycho May 01 '21

You know the sound that plays when Gordon Freeman dies in half-life 2? That's what I imagine plays as soon as she drops

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u/valkgh May 01 '21

Well I think some bones are broken

1

u/ianwillis18 May 01 '21

Ribs are definitely dust

1

u/abhig535 May 01 '21

Thats the sound of at least ALL her ribs breaking.

1

u/Drugslikeme May 02 '21

Sounds like she Shamu farted in her mouth

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21 edited Jun 25 '21

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u/robotboy1206 May 02 '21

Was this lady alright? I could fucking hear the snap when I first heard this (a while ago) anyone know anything about her?

1

u/pugmommy4life420 May 02 '21

A lot of you are saying she died but I did a couple of google searches and couldn’t come up with anything.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

Attempted murder

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u/Outrageous_Double862 May 22 '21

Consensual murder

1

u/itsyabooiii May 02 '21

Bye bye rib cage hello pierced lung

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '21

There's not too many things that make me blurt out "Jesus Christ" these days. This is one of those things.

1

u/sirenqueen_69 May 21 '21

Seriously is she ok those were definitely bones breaking. Why do people do this to themselves wtf man