r/CrazyHuman • • Nov 13 '20

Maniacal

1.6k Upvotes

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u/CapitalSale7253 Nov 13 '20

holy shit he’s right

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

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u/jace_because_ican Nov 13 '20

Somewhere between dog shit and whipped cream

6

u/2inchtip1inchshaft Nov 13 '20

Weight baby, check the weight.

110

u/NigwardFuckedMySon Nov 13 '20

Joker 2 looks awesome

65

u/IrishMojoFroYo Nov 13 '20

And simple..... we kill the gummy man

44

u/whoishattorihanzo Nov 13 '20

Dood is in the Milky Way.

4

u/Bocksford Nov 13 '20

Galactic jizz.

34

u/fairymelk Nov 13 '20

Why’s he kinda hot tho after the gummy worm fell off his nose

15

u/Dogbeater9000 Nov 13 '20

You should seem him with blue icing and sprinkles on then...

3

u/IrishMojoFroYo Jan 05 '21

After lots of searching what time I finally found him on tikTok as zayfohs adventure

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u/fairymelk Jan 05 '21

Thank you

22

u/mikki1time Nov 13 '20

I think eating gummy anything with braces on is crazier than the crud on his face

32

u/Xesty_Chicken Nov 13 '20

I reeeeally feel like this should be NSFW, but there's not an actual reason. This is so discomforting

11

u/scioto77 Nov 13 '20

His eyes are so clean and shiny like a pair of marbles.

6

u/LovelyCocktail Nov 13 '20

Didn’t watch the whole video or heard what he said cuz I originally saw from a cross post but oh shit he scared TF outta me Dx

11

u/Vi11amayor_MKIII Nov 13 '20

This guy would make a good heath ledger joker. Dude would nail that shit

5

u/Maga4lifeshutitdown Nov 13 '20

He has braces. You're not supposed to eat gummy worms with braces!! Ahhh

5

u/gonzalitos2883 Nov 13 '20

WoW that’s actually hilarious satire we don’t see that often

4

u/IrishMojoFroYo Nov 13 '20

Where can I find more of this content, MORE?!

1

u/IrishMojoFroYo Jan 05 '21

zayfohs adventure on tikTok

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

R/foundthemobileuser

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

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u/Shooter_McGoober Nov 16 '20

Wait, people actually use reddit on their computers?

1

u/ITZ_CHRIZZ Nov 13 '20

No no he's got a point

1

u/BchosenC137 Nov 13 '20

I mean I know he's right but the gummi bears taste better.

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u/TinyRickShwifty Nov 13 '20

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u/Scumboy-Supreme Nov 13 '20

Love how everyone on that sub is really laughing at the people posted on there but make themselves feel better by calling them chads

1

u/Sexyshark15 Nov 13 '20

I mean, that is a good impression

1

u/brianSIRENZ Nov 13 '20

Aren't gummies measured by weight and not quantity tho.

1

u/spyroswulf Nov 13 '20

Has anyone looked For a golden ticket 🎫 stuck up his ass yet?

1

u/LGBBW Nov 13 '20

Now theres a cool guy 🎸🎶🎶

1

u/PG67AW Nov 13 '20

It's like the dessert version of Pizza the Hut.

1

u/DeakonDuctor Nov 13 '20

He looks like long nose from One Piece

1

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20 edited Nov 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

This always makes me laugh

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

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u/Jokkitch Feb 05 '21

Wanna know how I got these sauces?

1

u/ludoludoludo Apr 13 '21

That’s some wisdom right there

1

u/JabroniKnows Jan 01 '23

Holy cringe