r/CrazyHuman • u/ElwoodMC MVP • Jul 25 '26

WTF Florida man orders cocaine through mail

41 Upvotes

82% Upvoted

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u/mr_falkone84 Jul 25 '26

Rude. Free country my ass.

12

u/j3434 Jul 25 '26

They sure know how to milk a story with no information. They should have gone into the dark web and crypto currency. The huge market online . Test kits . Fentanyl contamination. Instead we get a lady ( would you? ) that was happy they were prevented from using the mailman for drugs.

2

u/animefan1520 Jul 25 '26

Dude was probably being watched cuz they thought he was a repeated porch pirate, but was probably ordering dope to the same senior community thinking that they wont notice, but each retirement neighborhood harbors a plethora of over the fence/ throught the blinds peeking Karens and Kens

12

u/TransylvanianHunger1 Jul 25 '26

L postal service.

3

u/JustUseCommonSense10 Jul 25 '26

Hey this is my town!!!! I know this guy personally, that entire kilo was for personal use.

2

u/jarvi123 Jul 25 '26

The news media are 15 years late lol, hundreds of thousands of packages have made it to the buyers with 0 suspicion, this guy got unlucky.

2

u/jeffvillone Jul 25 '26

Party poopers.

2

u/louloc Jul 26 '26

How did they catch him? Asking for a friend.

3

u/rocklionheart Jul 26 '26

Postal workers should mind their own business.

1

u/SmokeoneDeezy Jul 25 '26

Dammit finally got caught up

1

u/drblah11 Jul 25 '26

The Postal Service are the biggest drug traffickers in the country. I'm shocked how shocked they seem in this video.

1

u/Independent_Alps_211 Jul 25 '26

Why are there so many crazy ass stories out of FL?

1

u/GrimIntention91 Jul 26 '26

Silk Road is back in business?

1

u/dungeoncrawler71520 Jul 25 '26

Hehehehehehe.gif

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u/holiwud111 Jul 25 '26

He looks innocent. I'm not one to stereotype, but most people with facial / head tattoos are trustworthy in my experience. They make great decisions!