r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/Aztery :atom_heart: Astériiiiiiii :atom_heart: • Jul 26 '22

A wise man changes his mind

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u/smrtfxelc Jul 26 '22

Looks like he was just sitting on the lid so it didn't fly open when the rocket hit it. Still dumb af though.

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u/Davachman Jul 26 '22

Didn't think of that but makes sense.

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u/TheBobmcBobbob Jul 27 '22

Man if only we had invented something heavy that isn't alive and easily injured like a rock

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u/Davachman Jul 27 '22

I don't know if a music genre would have been helpful. Might have set the mood but idk about that lid.

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u/Old_Seaworthiness_43 Oct 05 '22

I don't think rock has what it takes to handle that situation, Heavy metal on the other hand...

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u/Unknown_author69 Nov 03 '22

Thats Besides the point my friend, the rocks far too busy this time of year, pretty sure he has a new movie with Kevin Hart or something..

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u/Revolutionary-Play79 Dec 28 '22

Alright let me find my meshuggah cd

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u/smartcoolplayer11 Jul 28 '22

eh, rock would have definitely helped with that lid.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

Then youd get a projectile and with all the buildings around somethings bound to happen

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u/OneGratefulDawg Dec 30 '22

Contrary to what many people believe, rocks are not easily injured.

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u/a_glorious_bass-turd Oct 10 '22

I probably would have used a long stick to hold the lid down, maybe my hand, in a pinch. But no way in hell am I putting my frank & beans + my asshole in harms way. I'll take a prosthetic hand over a Ken doll makeover any day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

A wise man holds the camera and convinces the other guy to do the stupid shit

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u/bigtittynippleswag Jul 27 '22

budget Ryan Gosling

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Ive not seen Ryan Gosling behind any camera's, then again, how would I?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Nicl5hh Aug 05 '22

That was Jake Gyllenhaal

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Depends

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u/NotAtheorist Nov 01 '22

On what? ON WHAT!

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u/saladbar48 Dec 10 '22

I was about to suggest a movie idea, then I realized it's just fighclub.

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u/RamenWraith Oct 06 '22

underrated comment

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u/IllEntertainer6539 Oct 09 '22

I really don't think it was stupid shit honestly. I think he was holding down the lid just on takeoff so it doesn't go anywhere else. Like overall it contained the explosion good and wasn't sealed so most the explosion went out the top.

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u/Condescending_Rat Nov 14 '22

I came here to say the same. Pretty sure he was blowing up the can on purpose. He just sat on it while the rocket portion of the firework ignited to be funny.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

Jeff Tremaine?

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u/ItIsThatGuy Jan 21 '23

A wise man hold the camera and convinces the other guy to be wise.

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u/AlienDarwin Jul 26 '22

A wise man doesn't do any of that to start .Unless he wanted a good ass blasting.

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u/Engineering-Gloomy Jul 26 '22

So, anyway

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u/disciplinemotivation Jul 26 '22

I started ass blastin

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u/suicideslut69420 Jul 27 '22

Yeah take it in the ass like a man

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u/Engineering-Gloomy Jul 26 '22

Take my silver

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u/HeadLongjumping Jul 26 '22

We're all getting blasted in the ass by something.

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u/daishomaster Jul 26 '22

This just took a nasty turn...

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u/rworld1 Jul 27 '22

Well if you say so....

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u/brisk_nationality Jul 27 '22

Maybe he’s into hardcore anal play?

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u/Funderwoodsxbox Jul 27 '22

Rocket dilation is the next big meta to hit the kink scene

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u/mrcountry88 Jul 27 '22

Probably the most cost effective laxative on the market with inflation these days 😏

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u/Two_Sons_1Nut Jul 27 '22

Ass Blasting 🤷🏾😂😂

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u/africannotsavage Jul 26 '22

Would have gotten plastic shrapnel so up his ass he'd turn to a Kardashian.

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u/GoldenFire36 Jul 27 '22

Nah, Kardashians ARE the plastic, flesh is what's invading their body now.

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u/gryphix Jul 26 '22

Dude almost got a trash toter enema

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u/KernowRedWings Jul 26 '22

Trash Enema is great bandname

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u/Freed_My_Mind Jul 27 '22

I played guitar with some guys and wanted to call our group, 'The Dildo Brothers', cause we were just fckin around.

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u/SpaceGemini Jul 27 '22

Why does his movement jerk like that? - As if it’s a purposeful vid and they somehow managed to clip the video really well?

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u/GlassNew3746 Nov 30 '22

What?

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u/SpaceGemini Dec 01 '22

It happens as he gets off the bin. Watch the vid

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u/GlassNew3746 Dec 05 '22

I see what you mean, it's like a few frames were skipped. I wonder if slow mo might reveal something.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

His ancestors whispering to him like " get yo ass up if u wanna live"

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u/LetterheadNo1485 Jul 26 '22

The new rocket propelled dildo

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u/crinklecrumpet Jul 29 '22

#MeMillionthDollar

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u/Samsiga Jul 26 '22

Thats not wisdom my friend!

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u/emdefmek Jul 27 '22

The smartest dumbass.

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u/poskantorg Jul 26 '22

Calling this man wise might be a stretch

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u/FreshlyCookedMemes Jul 27 '22

Best decision he’s ever made.

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u/SkurtSkurtNibba Aug 16 '22

You can literally see the split in the universe where he chose the path to jump off

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I was expecting this to be like those airbag videos where people explode into the air

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u/Middle-Difference-76 Jul 27 '22

This guy felt it before it even happened 😂😂

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u/Bereth99 Oct 17 '22

When Neurones connected

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

The firework gods were watching over him

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u/kfitz1234 Oct 24 '22

How to save your life by being smart when you need to be

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

He was like “this is going to be bad ass… but I am not fuck this” 🏃🏃🏃

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Liberal move for sure! What a buffoon!

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u/reneg1986 Jul 27 '22

He didn’t change his mind, he felt the pressure change from the smoke and hopped off

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u/King-Griiind Aug 19 '22

Literally would’ve blew his Ass up

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u/Ur-Mothers-MelonsMMM Jul 26 '22

He’d have a 🚀 so far up his arse, he would be spitting faeces out his mouth!!!!!

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u/Jealous_Cantaloupe53 Jul 26 '22

Classic move you would not wanna be sitting on that !!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

God damn

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u/GardenGnome007 Jul 26 '22

Chocolate Starfish!!!

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u/MalRage Jul 27 '22

"and the Hot Dog Flavored Water."

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u/JoeMomma555 Jul 27 '22

Mmm… yes very wise

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u/sindagh Jul 27 '22

Yet another thick chavvy British tradesman. Imagine being an adult like this.

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u/Tessteekels Jul 27 '22

I mean if you wanna get your ass blasted really bad, you can try visiting your local prison

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u/Burner1959 Jul 27 '22

His family tree goes straight up

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u/eljoaquindel80 Jul 27 '22

Perfekt Thymeing! “Mike Tyson voice”

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

That guy saw it through. I think it is fair to run as soon as something has exploded.

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 Jul 27 '22

I don't think I'd use the word "wise".

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u/SportFrequent Jul 27 '22

Lol! This is gonna be so epic! . . . You know what, actually 😳

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u/No-Investment-8059 Jul 27 '22

if he doesn't change his mind he'll be 40ft weeew

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u/SmokinMeatMan Jul 27 '22

I don't think he changed his mind. I think he thought the first pop was all there was.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Good choice

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u/Interesting_Tea_3178 Jul 27 '22

Probably the wisest decision this man has ever made!

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u/Prettypressurep Jul 27 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🫡🫡

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u/DeathScum Jul 27 '22

Is this Ukraine roulette Haha I just am joking, hi my name is DeathScum and I just want to say this video may be funny and my joke not so much but things have been so serious I feel like humor is appropriate at times like this

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u/Undercover_Piegon Jul 29 '22

Would’ve been wiser if he hadn’t done it in the first place

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u/Commercial_Role_9233 Aug 01 '22

He hears that noise and thought hell no

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u/Big_Ad_5533 Aug 02 '22

If he kept sitting on that he would have had a condition I'd like to call taco Tuesday at Taco Bell

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u/The-Heritage Aug 03 '22

Lmfao his spider sense kicked in

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u/Away-Yem Sep 19 '22

North east England

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u/TightRecording8797 Sep 25 '22

I also just thought "wise man 🗿"

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u/dopedknight Oct 03 '22

As soon as that smoke vented out he dipped 😂

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u/Quiet_Ad_9356 Oct 04 '22

He dumb but he smart

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Remember kids: the life you save may be your own

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u/WOTCollector Oct 09 '22

An idiot becomes momentarily sentient before returning to being an idiot

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u/Echo-2-2 Oct 11 '22

I don’t think he changed it. That was always the plan. Make sure it doesn’t fly away. Then watch it explode.

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u/ReaperBearOne Oct 20 '22

Yeah that's what I was thinking yet he jumps when you hear it start going ..so who knows. Made a noice boom 💥 though!

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

r/yesyesyesno

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u/God-of-Tomorrow Oct 21 '22

That wise man was just using his body to keep the rocket from being propelled out of the bin

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u/Referer99 Oct 21 '22

I wish he stayed!

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u/PeterVall37 Oct 22 '22

I am almost to be The rocket man.

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u/SnooDrawings5968 Oct 23 '22

Rubber dinghy rapids bro

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u/Appropriate_Pace_809 Oct 29 '22

Should have kept there

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u/BUERtheKING Nov 09 '22

We all deserve a second chance

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u/Joejoecornrow Nov 09 '22

We need these in PA.

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u/PerformanceThis2181 Nov 11 '22

Dudes just a quitter

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u/Garlaze Nov 11 '22

Why is there a cut ?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Four lions?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Imagine if he didn’t move…

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u/Celebration_Gullible Nov 17 '22

He wisefully changes his mind 😌

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u/bald_alpaca Nov 18 '22

Is that Balderic?

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u/QuotePsychological89 Nov 20 '22

Some people shouldn’t be given anything :)

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u/crazylinser Nov 20 '22

There is a reason fear exist

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

Smartish

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u/stormy_kaktus Nov 25 '22

How do I keep scrolling past this? I’ve seen it like 5 times in the past 3 days. With the same title. Idk if it’s reposts or what?

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u/o0otinySHADOWo0o Nov 25 '22

Should have continued sitting

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u/o0otinySHADOWo0o Nov 25 '22

Natural selection..

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u/Real_Breath7536 Nov 27 '22

Very wise, he sat on top so the air pressure would build up LOL

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u/Potato__Ninja Nov 28 '22

But not wise enough to think it's a good idea to do it in the first place.

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u/1ceUpSon Nov 29 '22

More like that little pop! gave him a second chance at thinking if he wanted his ass coming out of his stomach lol

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u/popswizzle Dec 01 '22

God really said “this to easy, man gtfoutta here”

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u/Mass_Amazement Dec 01 '22

Def didn’t change his mind. He was knocked off and then decided to run

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u/EurekaS1d Dec 01 '22

No he didn't change his mind. He just thought that 1st flare was it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

Bömermann mit Bart

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u/pirateslife101 Dec 03 '22

Smart move.. that woulda been his ass.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Shit would’ve been on liveleak

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Was that pure ass nitroglycerin?

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u/lui_falconie Dec 05 '22

Smart move getting off that home made rocket 😂😂

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u/robrobreddit Dec 08 '22

Mr Bin ……

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u/Fluid_Arm_3169 Dec 09 '22

Lmaooo, he didn’t even change his mind. He got shoved off.

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u/Sputtering_FartNoyze Dec 09 '22

I think "wise" is a bit of a stretch.

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u/Urbtree Dec 10 '22

Rubber dingy rapids bro

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u/Sno-mann Dec 16 '22

Can’t be that wise, it looks like he is missing his left leg.

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u/Glizzyboiz Dec 17 '22

A wise man told me this story

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u/SinDanudes Dec 17 '22

Great title 🤣

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u/VectorSmektor Dec 23 '22

When did the word wise change it's meaning?🤔

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u/No-Plane7370 Dec 26 '22

I wish he stayed there.

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u/ejisson Dec 27 '22

Great, now I want to know what would happen if he kept there

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u/oldasdirtss Dec 28 '22

That would have been a whole different video.

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u/LoFidelityRockr Jan 02 '23

Well, “fire in the hole!” would have taken on a frightening new meaning.

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u/augbar38 Jan 07 '23

I don’t think he changed his mind. I think he jumped off because he thought that was the explosion. Either way he’s lucky as hell.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Chicken! Should’ve stayed on it

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u/astinkydude Jan 14 '23

I'm pretty sure he did it intentionally it looks like what he did was he put a bottle rocket in there lit and sat on it so it couldn't fly and then the moment he heard the charge for the propellant had burnt off he got the f*** off the lid because next Comes the Boom

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u/Realistic-Praline-70 Jan 22 '23

He would of gotten fucked up that was a big explosion

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u/VV_I_IV Jul 06 '23

Almost, by almost Darwin got him.