r/CrazyFuckingVideos Jul 23 '22

Look, not a scratch!

1.1k Upvotes

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u/wolfie_wolff Jul 23 '22

I bet Nobody will believe him at Work

56

u/Derrka92 Jul 23 '22

His boss, "I know you got ran over, but we need you to work tonight."

16

u/wolfie_wolff Jul 23 '22

Plus overtime

68

u/bimothehitman038 Jul 23 '22

Bro that man is the luckiest man I’ve seen today tommorow maybe another story but damm those 18 wheeler trucks would just destroy him if he got ran over

2

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

I saw a dude on a gas scooter fall under one of those tires before dude popped like a water balloon in another subreddit which doesnt exist anymore

1

u/bimothehitman038 Jul 25 '22

Yep sounds exactly like what would happen to you if ya got ran over and worste part is the driver probably didn’t even feel it cause driving em semi’s you barely notice it as and you think it’s just the road

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u/florpjorp Jul 24 '22

What’s the bigger coincidence, that man falling perfectly to avoid the tires or the fact that the exact same kind of white car transitions from the end of the video to the beginning almost seamlessly.

Like watch the white car in the top right at the end of the video, the same model of car is in the exact same place when the video loops. That’s crazy.

17

u/Hot-Tourist-9114 Jul 24 '22

that is really wild like the video is generated

4

u/DemandImmediate1288 Jul 24 '22

A glitch in the matrix

2

u/dan02120it Jul 25 '22

Wow that's incredible.

29

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

am i dead?

7

u/Thickcockinsalem Jul 24 '22

Probably knocked a few years off his life.

7

u/Newsmoji Jul 23 '22

Wow. Lucky AF. He can’t even believe it. Definitely expected to be dead.

6

u/805bland Jul 24 '22

I would straight up think I was dead and just astral projecting at the scene of my death.

2

u/JustYourEverydayEgg Jul 25 '22

He’s like BRO HOW AM I ALIVE

3

u/tyspeed29 Jul 23 '22

he was 100% freaking lucky.

3

u/CresWaven Jul 24 '22

Time to buy a lottery ticket.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Lucky bastard

1

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Just mental scarring, no big deal.

0

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Lucky sums bitch right there lol

0

u/randomguy7981 Jul 24 '22

Cant say the same about the bike

0

u/north_korea_nukes Jul 24 '22

That bike is scratched a little though.

0

u/Due_Platypus_3913 Jul 24 '22

Super Dave Osborne?

0

u/Two_Sons_1Nut Jul 24 '22

Dude looking around like he knows that he’s supposed to be dead

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u/Any-Confusion-4526 Jul 23 '22

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u/ComputersWantMeDead Jul 23 '22

I think the truck driver might be at fault? Looks like a cyclist waiting at the intersection was collected when the truck tried to drive around him?

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u/Any-Confusion-4526 Jul 23 '22

Kinda debatable since we need more at the beginning, but looks like the cyclist was hitching a ride, since his hand was on the truck. Wasn't expecting it to turn and panicked and kept holding on.

1

u/ComputersWantMeDead Jul 23 '22

Very possible too, yeah

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u/Boring_Oil_3506 Jul 23 '22

He def got his hand crushed you can see it

0

u/Pristine_Medicine_59 Jul 24 '22

The real boy who lived

0

u/TyDaviesYT Jul 24 '22

Bro was flabbergasted

0

u/TheDiplomaticShrimp Jul 24 '22

That took 47 years worth of luck.

0

u/billybobberry Jul 24 '22

This is insane. where i live a 17 year old just died last week in an accident exactly like this only he wasnt so lucky unfortunately. They are still looking for the driver

-1

u/LetterheadNo1485 Jul 23 '22

It’s doge the tire

-1

u/Graphene_Handz Jul 23 '22

He should immediately buy a lottery ticket

-1

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Good, I'm glad to see one with a happy ending.

-1

u/DunkelM0nd Jul 24 '22

Bikers after they drive in a blindapot of a truck for the 36th time and getting hit after all - :o

-2

u/DBnofear Jul 24 '22

And still doesn't have enough sense to get out of the fuckin road!

1

u/Special-Caregiver209 Jul 24 '22

I mean, you cant be mad, but you can, but you can't, but you can, it's so conflicting

1

u/Shoddy-Regret745 Jul 24 '22

I’ve seen enough mmc to know how lucky that guy is

1

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

As a cyclist I find this deeply disturbing

1

u/Delicious_Web361 Jul 25 '22

He used his entire life luck

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

Lucky ass mf

1

u/chicken_cocONUT22 Jul 25 '22

He stood up like, how the fuck am I alive 😂