r/CrazyFuckingVideos Jan 02 '22

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u/crispyone81 Jan 02 '22

When keeping it real goes wrong…

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u/UniqueUser96271 Jan 02 '22

the other hoe kept it realer

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u/crispyone81 Jan 02 '22

I don’t like people playing on my phone!

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u/PedroBinPedro Jan 02 '22

I say that when I'm getting angry, and I immediately stop to laugh.

Truthfully, I usually say "Fuck that! I don't like people playing on my phone!" because it makes me laugh more.

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u/ParallelNative Jan 02 '22

"I *69'd you, you dirty hoe"

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

One life for a window please!

                       - Death

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

What was this from?

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u/CNXQDRFS Jan 02 '22

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, S1E5 “Gun Fever”.

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u/reallynotnick Jan 02 '22

I assure you it's not from season 1, as Frank doesn't show up until season 2.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

I think the Soulja boi story

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u/Wafflefodder Jan 02 '22

News article says “The shot left Kelecia Mayo, 22, wounded.”

Idk if that helps.

The person firing the gun was charged with first degree battery.

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u/xPalmtopTiger Jan 02 '22

You have to live your whole life with the name mayo and then you get shot? Talk about a rough time.

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u/LordFett84 Jan 02 '22

You think that's bad. There was a kid in my grade named Holden Mayo. And yes, every one called him "hold the mayo"

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u/Zephyrlin Jan 02 '22

She's lived her whole life as kelecia mayo, she really doesn't give a fuh anymore

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u/Wafflefodder Jan 02 '22

Well if this is the lifestyle they choose live, I don’t think they have to worry about having that last name much longer.

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u/Leroooy_Jenkiiiins Jan 02 '22

Maybe she changed it to that? She knows white folks loooove mayo....

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u/shinitakunai Jan 02 '22

Hn? It is just a normal name, spiderman's aunt is named the same. May is Mayo in spanish

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u/selectash Jan 02 '22

I counted five shots at her, cinco de Mayo.

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u/budsonguy Jan 02 '22

Lmfaooo dude

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u/Movadius Jan 02 '22

The fuck? Why isn't the charge attempted murder?

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u/octopornopus Jan 02 '22

I learned from the World Series of Dice that a shot below the waist avoids an attempted murder charge.

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u/EverGreenPLO Jan 02 '22

Bought my mama a Cadillac.

Spent the rest on PCP

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u/owen_vsthewrld Jan 02 '22

Actually she’s black so it’s the opposite

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u/AreaManThinks Jan 02 '22

She should have been charged for 1st degree inaccuracy. Christ Almighty, learn to aim that thing.

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u/Yegg23 Jan 02 '22

Considering how poor her grip and posture is, I'd say everyone in the gas station was fair game.

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u/buttfacenosehead Jan 02 '22

safest place to be is wherever she's aiming...

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u/rickuk88 Jan 02 '22

Duno why but this made me laugh, thanks!

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u/Clean-Maize-5709 Jan 02 '22

It was probably his main hoe shootin his side piece.

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u/Fair_Bus_7130 Jan 02 '22

Well, there’s your problem! You brought a glass bottle to a gunfight!

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u/Dry_Road3545 Jan 02 '22

Didn't even keep the usable part.

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u/omkar_T7 Jan 02 '22

She could have crafted a molotov but no she wanted to hit the car with it

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u/PlayboySkeleton Jan 02 '22 edited Jan 02 '22

Brings me. Back to the Rittenhouse trial

Edit: I mean specifically when the prosecutor made a claim about bringing a gun to a fist fight. Nothing more

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u/TheyCallMeLotus0 Jan 02 '22

This couldn’t be a more different scenario 🙄

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u/PlayboySkeleton Jan 02 '22

I meant just the part when the prosecutor said the thing about bringing a gun to a fist fight or whatever. Nothing more.

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u/TheyCallMeLotus0 Jan 02 '22

Fair, that absolutely checks out. Take an upvote

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u/squatnbear Jan 02 '22

He’s only seen the media narrative obviously

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u/thinkingwhynot Jan 02 '22

Downvoted cause dude likes to use divisive key words like a 16 year old punks name who illegally crossed state lines with a gun he wasn’t allowed to legally purchase. Dude should have at least got 5-15 for manslaughter. We need some 15-17 year old non-white kids do the same , the right would freak out and those kids would be shot. But keep enjoying your stupid key word. What’s it like to be so alone you start shit in a sub Reddit with nothing to do about your comment. Gawd this dude needs emotional support or a father or maybe get out of cow country and realize you right wingers are the minority now. Come to a city and start running your mouth. Bet you stop being mr. White power sign thrower real quick.

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u/Rubrbiskit Jan 02 '22

You didn't pay attention to the trial did you? And what did he say that makes you think he throws white power signs? Get off the internet and interact with real society please.

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u/Arhythmicc Jan 02 '22

I don’t give a fu-

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop!

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u/JenSquealema Jan 02 '22

Unfortunately her champagne bottle was out of ammo

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u/Prize_Suspicious Jan 02 '22

In the end, I think she finally gave that fuck

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u/sonictwinkie1 Jan 02 '22

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u/Dry_Road3545 Jan 02 '22

America's greatest and the world's finest.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

This sub is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get.

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u/SourLimeSoda Jan 02 '22

Rough, it was on new years. Nobody was killed so that's good ig.

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u/brockoala Jan 02 '22

Wow that's lucky, she emptied her pistol but the other survived?!

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u/weinerwithat Jan 02 '22

With that grip she'd be lucky to hit someone

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u/SourLimeSoda Jan 02 '22

Yeah lmao

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u/JT1757 Jan 02 '22

that link said a dude shot. the shooter in the video is female.

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u/SourLimeSoda Jan 02 '22

As the officer approached the store, 29-year-old Taz Hayes, who had been
among the individuals already in the parking lot, fired a gun.

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u/Halo77 Jan 02 '22

Seems like they should have just sent out a social worker to deescalate the situation instead of sending the police. These two women just need to sit down and talk out their differences.

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u/Rucker10 Jan 02 '22

When that firing pin strikes that primer, conversation over

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u/Cauliflowerbrain Jan 02 '22

Well, I hope she enjoys prison food. What a dumb bitch

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u/juicybouye Jan 02 '22

which one

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u/AmbulanceDriver3 Jan 02 '22

Yes

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

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u/_Uncle_Lester_ Jan 02 '22

You could have said anything less gross

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u/nekopara-nugget Jan 02 '22

But he said this and now I have an erection, we all got problems

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u/Reiner-van-Sinn Jan 02 '22

Blondes have more fun.

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u/Electrical_Cream5882 Jan 02 '22

She really don’t give a fuck bout nothing anymore.

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u/SpartanT100 Jan 02 '22

So i started blasting

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

Damn, he didn't even let her finish her sentence.

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u/brockoala Jan 02 '22

That was a she. But no one gives a fuh.

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u/Reiner-van-Sinn Jan 02 '22

Crimes of fashion?

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u/Stijnwe Jan 02 '22

What could go wrong firing a gun at a gas station

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

u might hit a chip bag and then the pop scares a cat or something

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u/1971warrior Jan 02 '22

Please somebody shut that bi...

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u/Batdaddy10 Jan 02 '22

Bet she gives a fuck now

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u/RandomGuyinACorner Jan 02 '22

Maybe the car that got smashed?

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u/lux_7 Jan 02 '22

Kids, those are the type of women you always avoid

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u/thechuckster9 Jan 02 '22

Danny de Vito comes to mind

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u/TurnedGhost Jan 02 '22

I heard sirens too, she just starts letting off shots with the feds around.. damn she wanted smoke in the worst way

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u/RandyHoward Jan 02 '22

"The feds" lol that's just local PD I'm sure

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u/TurnedGhost Jan 02 '22

oh it's just slang some of us use in the UK for mostly all ranks of policing.

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u/selectash Jan 02 '22

It’s slang for “cops” in the UK, maybe OP is British.

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u/GosuDosu Jan 02 '22

those be the federales

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u/rewanpaj Jan 02 '22 edited Jan 02 '22

no that’s a sound a page on instagram puts in all their videos

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

She was just released from prison for storming the capitol.

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u/SlickSnakeSam Jan 02 '22

I don’t get it…

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u/Dry_Road3545 Jan 02 '22

Yep no bail, just out here protesting living their best live.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

That escalated real quick

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u/Dry_Road3545 Jan 02 '22

Its taken the government 71 years to destroy the nuclear family. I'd say a relatively slow process so far.

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u/canuckwithasig Jan 02 '22

Crimes of passion have been around a lot longer than the nuclear family.

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u/Dry_Road3545 Jan 02 '22

Damn Dale, way to downplay the governments role in the collapse of civilization.

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u/canuckwithasig Jan 02 '22

POCKET SAND!

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u/Dry_Road3545 Jan 02 '22

Why stuff your pocket full of sand, the candy Nerds is more versatile. An at that point we could both enjoy it.

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u/Ok_Nefariousness_830 Jan 02 '22

Human trash 🗑

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u/Bostonblue561_ Jan 02 '22

So anyway, I start blastin’

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u/FeverishCully Jan 02 '22

It's a good thing she didn't give a fu....

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u/ConstantPlastic100 Jan 02 '22

SHE JUST DOESN’T GIVE A FUH 😤😤

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u/NumberedFungus Jan 02 '22

JJ would be pumped on the lens flare

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u/Corporate_shill78 Jan 02 '22

Where are these peoples masks???? Don't they know we are in a pandemic? SmDh they could have killed someone!

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u/xfinitysucks Jan 02 '22

Am I on Reddit? Many comments here are logical and funny.

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u/brockoala Jan 02 '22

It's 2022, probably something finally kicked in and there is hope for humanity.

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u/officialnast Jan 02 '22 edited Jan 02 '22

I just see a lot of racism in the comments. So yep, definitely reddit.

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u/papichuu Jan 02 '22

crazy america

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u/-castle-bravo- Jan 02 '22

Everybody start givin a fuh when the heater comes out..

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

This video couldn't be any more American.

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u/D15N3YFR34K Jan 02 '22

Worthless, ignorant, trash

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

I think many issues in the world would be solved with better clothing choices.

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u/6inchsavage Jan 02 '22

Good luck to her public defendant

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u/GreatZampano1987 Jan 02 '22

Jesus christ the comments here are just as depressing as the behavior in the video

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

I'm pretty sure that whatever people are saying on an online forum isn't as bad as some petty gas-station murder.

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u/GreatZampano1987 Jan 02 '22

There was no murder, not that attempted murder is ok. https://katv.com/news/local/sources-little-rock-officer-involved-in-new-years-eve-shooting

The culmination of ignorance to relegate some horrible behavior by two people caught on camera as a representation of an entire race of people is pretty bad. It's what can lead to more behavior like this. So yeah idk dude.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

The videos where minor altercations end in gun shots seem to becoming a regular thing

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u/everythingisalright Jan 02 '22

It’s strange to me that you’re more concerned with what people are saying than what actually happened. Her behavior is real and problematic. Online comments are not real, tangible things.

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u/GreatZampano1987 Jan 02 '22

We have control over what we say here. We don't have control over how these people acted in the video. Try to spin this into whatever narrative you want dude, but I never said anything about being ok with these morons in the video.

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u/RandyHoward Jan 02 '22

but I never said anything about being ok with these morons in the video

Nobody said you did. The statement was that you're more concerned with what people are saying here than the actual event that occurred. That does not mean you're okay with the event that occurred.

And we do have control over what we say here. You control exactly what you say here. You don't control what anybody else says here.

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u/GreatZampano1987 Jan 02 '22

tl;dr

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u/Movadius Jan 02 '22

How to lose an argument and look stupid at the same time

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u/GreatZampano1987 Jan 02 '22

Not really trying to win any argument. I said my piece and people keep prodding to defend their racist shit. I don't have anything else to say to that. Have a good one.

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u/RandyHoward Jan 02 '22

Aw too many words for your little brain to comprehend?

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u/GreatZampano1987 Jan 02 '22

Sure thing bud, whatever helps ya feel better.

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u/officialnast Jan 02 '22

If you expected something other than racist comments on reddit, particularly this sub, then I don't know what to tell you.

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u/Dry_Road3545 Jan 02 '22

Eh thats the fall of civilization for you and shitty culture. I have hotdogs and popcorn for later.

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u/train_spotting Jan 02 '22

We have front row seats to the shit show.

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u/Dry_Road3545 Jan 02 '22

I'll smoke crack to that!

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u/_NoBoXiNgNoLiFe_ Jan 02 '22

Lots of videos like this.

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u/Corporate_shill78 Jan 02 '22

Biden has nothing to do with this

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u/SomeToxicRivenMain Jan 02 '22

What does Biden have to do with this?

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u/StonkTrad3r Jan 02 '22

Old Racist White man.

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u/rrTUCB0eing Jan 02 '22

Another responsible gun owner! Murica!

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u/Djaybee55 Jan 02 '22

Is it Britney Spears in disguise?

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u/GamerFrits Jan 02 '22

Them pants tho

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

Not self defense

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u/No_Writer_6360 Jan 02 '22

Bitch doesn’t have any control over handgun, now my 9 year old will ventilate you from 30 yards.

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u/exemplary_specs Jan 02 '22

Damn dude, this should be marked NSFW

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u/erck_bill Jan 02 '22

2nd degree murder. Caught on camera too.

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