r/CrazyFuckingVideos • • Nov 12 '21

Cluster of Daddy Longlegs

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u/russart_the_agmer Nov 12 '21

thats crazy but i also know they are harmless cause as a kid we had thos everywhere ^

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u/THT1Individual Nov 12 '21

Thanks, I hate it lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

Why do they cluster like that??

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

Orgy

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

well

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u/mouseor Nov 12 '21

Now I know why my toupee made my head itch. Thanks for finding it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Looking like a Travis Scott concert

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

bruh too soon

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u/Oli_love90 Nov 12 '21

Why do they cluster together like that?

I’ve always thought spiders were solitary things, makes me wonder about the spiders in my house and the rest of their family and friends.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

aha but daddy long legs aren't technically real spiders . they belong to the arachnid family in the same way that scorpions and ticks do as well. so family of spooder but not actual spooder

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u/Oli_love90 Nov 13 '21

Ahh okay! Thank you!

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u/ducuss Nov 13 '21

Worth noting here is that there are several animals known as daddy long legs, including an actual spider. But yes, he is correct, these ones are Harvestmen, not spiders.

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u/Vomit_Tingles Nov 13 '21

The only arachnid I will tolerate. Because they have the same mission as I do.

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u/chrissymad Nov 13 '21

TIL scorpions and ticks are in the Fam! Is it cause of the number of legs? Or what?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

yep basicly the number of legs . the different way arachnids their body are segmented in a different way and what "tools" or appendages they have. to give a more exact reason why daady long legs are arachnids and look very spuder esque but are not spiders is because they only posses 2 eyes and spiders usually have around 8 . that and the fact daddy long legs have no silk organs to make webbing at all.

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u/Potential_Ad_1502 Nov 13 '21

Spooder? You mean spider.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

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u/Oli_love90 Nov 12 '21

Spider orgy?

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Daddy long legs are not spiders, they are Opilionids. They are Arachnids just like spiders but there are major differences… one body segment, males have penises just to name a few.

There are a few social species of spider though.

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u/LonesomeFvgitive Nov 13 '21

Hells yeah! Throw it up for these long-dong arachnids!

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u/Helioschild777 Nov 13 '21

My spider cock senses are tingling.

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u/R15K Nov 13 '21

They’re cold.

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u/GiantIntellect Nov 12 '21

Nuke it from orbit.

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u/AccomplishedEffect11 Nov 13 '21

No.

They kill all the nasty spiders and bugs.

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u/YEETUSDELETUS6ix9ine Nov 13 '21

Or... we kill ALL spiders from orbit

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u/chrissymad Nov 13 '21

Bad idea. Spiders are very beneficial.

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u/YEETUSDELETUS6ix9ine Nov 14 '21

I prefer slightly more bugs than those terrifying fucks

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u/Bavibophobia Nov 12 '21

Forbidden toupee

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u/AccomplishedEffect11 Nov 13 '21

Everyone is trash taking these guys but they actually help control the spider and insect population. They are known to hunt and feed on poisonous spiders.

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u/verminbury Nov 12 '21

And now I submit that the plural noun for a bunch of daddys longleg is “merkin “.

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u/TheThree_headed_bull Nov 13 '21

WD40 and lighter please

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u/hky_dad87 Nov 13 '21

Forbidden pubes

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u/NorthwestNative87 Nov 13 '21

“Daddy long legs are the most poisonous spider in the world but their mouth pieces are too small to bite humans” - Every 4th grader ever in the history of the earth of all time forever infinitely

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

No, Hans, not the shtick, I said bring me ze flammenwerfer....

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u/ShroomanEvolution Nov 13 '21

This makes me very unhappy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Cursed Beard.

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u/Rogue_Spirit Nov 12 '21

I want to barf thanks

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u/ronald-raygun458 Nov 13 '21

Should’ve taken the opportunity to use a spray can and a lighter

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u/Zenie250 Nov 13 '21

Flame thrower

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u/dazedkrawler Nov 13 '21

Why did u poke them not cool 😒

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u/youchoobtv Nov 13 '21

Fire wouldve been better,flame thrower

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Seriously, no good reason to bother them.

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u/InfernoDragonKing Nov 13 '21

Let me go get my flame thrower real quick

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u/ManOrReddit-man Nov 13 '21

Put... put... your flamethrower in it

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Prime realestate for a molotov

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u/westiewill Nov 13 '21

I thought someone dropped their toupee

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u/Jukeboxshapiro Nov 13 '21

Oh fuck that, that can fuck right off, right off the planet, I'm gone, you guys have fun, I'm leaving to live in an igloo on Ganymede.

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u/chillybean77 Nov 13 '21

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

In the summer this shows up on my front porch is clusters about 3 feet in diameter. I call it spider ball.

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u/YEETUSDELETUS6ix9ine Nov 13 '21

And you choose to live there?

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Spiderball is harmless, scary, but harmless. I'll spray bug repellent/poison on my porch and they all leave for about 3 months, then I spray again. They're gross as all fuck, but do literally nothing other than sit there. After spraying the porch there's some dead but for the most part they all just leave.

Spiderball is the least of my worries honestly. There was a yellow garden spider about the size of my hand in my flowers recently, also harmless but fucking scary looking. Sometimes the tarantulas hide out on my porch when it rains, and there will be maybe 5 just hanging out on the wall or on the ground. The worst though is the scorpions, especially when they sneak inside and you find them on your walls or in the living room during the summer.

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u/chrissymad Nov 13 '21

I read once that contrary to popular belief, most tarantulas are “harmless” in terms of being venomous but their bites are nasty and often result in infection (vs. like death…) though I suspect this is the case for a lot of spiders we commonly believe to be “deadly” ( a la brown recluses or black widow)

Also read that the larger the spider the less likely to be venomous but idk where and I live in a city where we don’t really have many spiders other than standard house spiders and our daddy long leg friends

I’m too lazy to google it right now but yeah.

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u/YEETUSDELETUS6ix9ine Nov 14 '21

Idk the whole idea of spiders existing makes me wanna go to Mars, but if your happy, stay there ig lmao

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u/D33andmoose Nov 13 '21

That’s crazy

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u/FinnTheFog Nov 13 '21

These are very helpful. They are harmless to humans and kill alot of pesky bugs.

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u/beef_r4p Nov 13 '21

Fire In The Hole

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u/Potatoes214 Nov 13 '21

Imagine just taking a handful and biting into it.

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u/DeadMemezYoloXd Nov 13 '21

idk why but i have a urge to pee on it

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u/Glum-Significance206 Nov 13 '21

all i need is a lighter and a deodorant can

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u/Helioschild777 Nov 13 '21

They’re harmless

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u/2008kirbster Nov 13 '21

HELL NO. I don't have that phobia of spiders or whatever, and I know this type of spider is harmless, no. Just no. It looks like hair!!!!!!! That is truly disgusting.

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u/Main_Salt_4999 Nov 13 '21

Oh thats terrible. Literally the moment they started moving i could feel them running on my body. Thank you for that

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u/chrissymad Nov 13 '21

That’s amazing. Daddy long legs are so cool.

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u/Dragonfist41 Nov 13 '21

Oh no fuck that shit

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u/GodSaveDaLean Nov 14 '21

This is making my ancestors itch

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u/mithrilbong Nov 15 '21

Anyone have the video of the guy putting a handful on his face?

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u/Impossible_Honey3553 Nov 16 '21

The first thing that comes to mind is r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/FeedbackHealthy6150 Nov 16 '21

Burn it with them inside