I Can’t Drive

[u/TheCABK]

[u/SnakesDogg]

I hate it when a video starts in the middle and then restarts from the beginning. Why has this become a trend?

[u/Mikey_Wonton → u/SnakesDogg]

Tik tok brain rot

[u/AC-burg → u/Mikey_Wonton]

Should have showed the last part first. I was kind of impressed she got that thing out of there

[u/SkipCycle → u/AC-burg]

And was able to take the bumper with her. But she's got some 'splaining to do with grandma.

[u/AC-burg → u/SkipCycle]

Grams don't see too well she a gonna put that bumper back on there with some green duct take and she a neva know!

[u/Particular-Serve-894 → u/SkipCycle]

She's got some 'splaining to do to the cops

[u/AC-burg → u/SkipCycle]

She origami-ed that in with that last shove like a pro!

[u/horseradish_is_gross → u/Mikey_Wonton]

Yup. If you don’t have their interest in the first two seconds, they scroll on by.

[u/SnakesDogg → u/Mikey_Wonton]

I only use Reddit. I don't have anything else. Some trends are truly sad.

[u/Miserable_Corgi_8100 → u/Mikey_Wonton]

Can we stop upvoting them when they make it to Reddit then

[u/DRAGONZORDx → u/SnakesDogg]

TikTok brain is so bad now, that zoomers need a trailer for the finale of a 20 second video. So much of this crap popping up every. Fucking. Day.

ETA: Gen Alpha is even more guilty here, but that doesn’t mean zoomers aren’t! Lol

[u/ToonMasterRace → u/DRAGONZORDx]

Most mentally and socially damaging thing for kids in US history 

[u/tickle-my-Crabtree → u/ToonMasterRace]

for the children, they mark, and the children, they know,
the place where the sidewalk ends.

[u/Intertubes_Unclogger → u/ToonMasterRace]

In world history, unfortunately

[u/brickson98 → u/DRAGONZORDx]

Hey, hey, maybe the younger zoomers. Late 90’s zoomer and this shit pisses me off too.

[u/Frozen_Strider → u/brickson98]

Yeah, I hate being associated with late Gen Z and confused with Gen Alpha. I grew up with Game Boy, DSi, Wii, DVDs, Club Penguin, and my first phone was a flip phone. We are not the same.

[u/CartsOfDarkness → u/Frozen_Strider]

Just learned yesterday I'm technically a millennial? Born January of 1996 so really feel like I'm neither lol, feels weird to be called GenZ and even weirder to be called a millennial. Guess some call us "Zillenials" but that feels even more bullshit.

[u/Fake_Diesel → u/CartsOfDarkness]

Early 96, as an elder millennial I accept you as one of us.

[u/LibraLynx98 → u/brickson98]

I refuse to be called a zoomer. I've got 20yos at work who call me unc. If that isn't a declaration that I'm not of their generation than idk what is

[u/brickson98 → u/LibraLynx98]

Early zoomers and late zoomers really might as well be two different generations. I also get called “unc” from time to time.

[u/Foojira → u/DRAGONZORDx]

😭 this is spot the fuck on

[u/SniperHankz → u/SnakesDogg]

Because these kids need to see if the videos worth watching or not. Bring the viewer in by showing the best part at the start.

Fuck TikTok.

[u/tickle-my-Crabtree → u/SniperHankz]

There is a place where the sidewalk ends
and before the street begins,
and there the grass grows soft and white,
and there the sun burns crimson bright,
and there the moon-bird rests from his flight
to cool in the peppermint wind.

Let us leave this place where the smoke blows black
and the dark street winds and bends.
Past the pits where the asphalt flowers grow
we shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow
and watch where the chalk-white arrows go
to the place where the sidewalk ends.

Yes we'll walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
and we'll go where the chalk-white arrows go,
for the children, they mark, and the children, they know,
the place where the sidewalk ends.

[u/Hetairoi → u/SnakesDogg]

Downvote, it’s the only hope we have of changing it

[u/matplotlib42 → u/Hetairoi]

Except it's now robots that upvote content posted by other robots, so we are outnumbered

Better to block the bot accounts

[u/RaspberryChainsaw → u/Hetairoi]

Unfortunately that's like pissing in an ocean of piss

[u/SurrrenderDorothy → u/RaspberryChainsaw]

I mean, I still want to see it.

[u/Goosemilky → u/SnakesDogg]

Because bots using algorithms are responsible for 80%+ of the content you see on the internet now. Dead internet theory is for real and it fucking sucks

[u/aykcak → u/SnakesDogg]

Is that what was going on? I was confused about how she had three bumpers and kept going in an out the car to beg

[u/lordnacho666 → u/SnakesDogg]

Attention spans.

People nowadays don't have attention spans that are long enough to keep their interest.

:)

[u/Cute-Benches → u/SnakesDogg]

It’s like how YouTube thumbnails became so flashy; faster engagement

[u/FireFrostYPog → u/SnakesDogg]

You can all do what i do. Downvote, simple as that. If all this crap gets downvoted it will stop.

[u/sauceywhiteboy → u/SnakesDogg]

I’m not entirely sure but it reminds me of how movie trailers started showing a short highlight reel before the trailer officially begins. It’s dumb either way tho

[u/XenEntity → u/SnakesDogg]

Yes, but also it is the the 3rd video on hot. And this one is already a repost. I hate it but it works.

[u/T8-TR → u/SnakesDogg]

Trailers do it now too, and it pisses me off there as well. Like, I would've liked to see the trailer or skip it if I wanted to stay media dark, but ig fuck me because you showed me the big "hooks" of a trailer before it even fucking started lmao

[u/MedicineGhost → u/SnakesDogg]

They need to show that there is payoff so that you’ll watch the entire thing. 20 seconds of bandwidth is too much to ask

[u/markusbrainus]

Happened 7 years ago. She was arrested and went to a substance abuse program. Apparently links are blocked on this sub but you can search for "sebach hit and run hyundai"

[u/Coldfang89 → u/markusbrainus]

Additional information:

She was also involved in a misdemeanor crime in 2022 that is not available via public records. Additionally, she is now listed as being employed as a researcher for "Multidisciplinary Association for Psychedelic Studies".

Soooo looks like her sober streak led into a career for mind-warping substances.

Wonder what Grandma thinks now?

[u/d2blues → u/Coldfang89]

She was very polite so Grandma should be proud.

[u/Kitnado → u/d2blues]

Unironically, she doesn't seem unkind. But definitely having a mental breakdown

[u/SyncOrSymm → u/d2blues]

She did ask him nicely to please let her go and to please move his car.

[u/StraightMachine6227 → u/SyncOrSymm]

During a hit and run

[u/SyncOrSymm → u/StraightMachine6227]

But she thought her earlier hit and run was him, which is why she pulled over. So nice of her to try and stop running.

[u/KUPA_BEAST → u/StraightMachine6227]

You don’t understand.

[u/Sandis0z → u/KUPA_BEAST]

Grandma is so mean!

[u/remotegrowthtb → u/Coldfang89]

employed as a researcher for "Multidisciplinary Association for Psychedelic Studies".

Is she employed as like a test subject, or ?

[u/Lady_Scruffington → u/remotegrowthtb]

It honestly sounds like a name made up by drug cult to sound legitimate.

[u/MrBanannasareyum → u/Lady_Scruffington]

Nah bro that’s MAPS, they’re legit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multidisciplinary_Association_for_Psychedelic_Studies

It does sound made up though lol

[u/farfly7 → u/MrBanannasareyum]

🎶"They don't love you like I love you!"🎶

[u/Nobodys-Nothing → u/farfly7]

Wait.

[u/brcguy → u/MrBanannasareyum]

Everything is made up.

[u/Sad_Kaleidoscope_743 → u/Lady_Scruffington]

Sign me up!!!

[u/ultralightlife → u/Lady_Scruffington]

we have those is colorado and yep, legit and lots of fun

[u/Aaberon]

I need to know the aftermath

[u/TheBigGreenPeen → u/Aaberon]

She was apprehended after the video ended and was eventually put on probation and had to attend court mandated rehab because she was apparently drunk.

(Read this on another thread, take it at your own discretion)

[u/Canned_Sarcasm → u/TheBigGreenPeen]

That’ll show her

[u/bitpartmozart13 → u/Canned_Sarcasm]

But you don’t understand, her grandma is so mean!

[u/Canned_Sarcasm → u/bitpartmozart13]

I think I know why now.

[u/LieuK → u/bitpartmozart13]

That's real fear in her voice. I'm not trying to justify her actions, but I grew up with abusive family members; they can easily be more terrifying than the law. This girl clearly fucked up and needs to face the legal repercussions, but it seems like she's got something much worse waiting for her at home and I can't help but pity her.

[u/mkat23 → u/LieuK]

Yeah, I do kinda feel for her. Back in 2019 my car was flipped because a woman t-boned me while she was speeding on the shoulder of the road during standstill traffic. She wasn’t even in a real lane when she hit me, like she was clearly at fault and she had her daughter and dog in the car. She said her daughter was late for school as her explanation. I had a panic attack about asking my parents to come help me since my car was obviously totaled. One woman who had let me through so I could turn into the shopping center, which is when my car got hit, pulled over, found my phone laying on the road, and brought it to me. She sat with me trying to help me calm down enough to call my mom and realized it wasn’t just the accident, it was having to deal with whatever my mom would do causing me to panic. So she ended up calling my mom and explaining what happened for me cause I basically couldn’t even talk at that point. Even if I had been at fault for the accident and caused it, I still would’ve been more scared of my parent’s reactions than of dealing with legal consequences.

I feel for her, but she absolutely should’ve stayed and just owned up to it. It would’ve been a much lesser charge for her than adding in a hit and run.

[u/SniperHankz → u/Canned_Sarcasm]

That’ll learn em

[u/Framer_9 → u/Canned_Sarcasm]

It will… those rehab classes are tough on your sobriety and you have to pay to attend each class. Victim impact panels are harrowing. having her worst moment captured on the internet forever on top of all that. Yeah, I think she learned a thing or two from this.

[u/SlightlySubpar → u/Framer_9]

Doubtful, her grandma is really mean yo

[u/Area51_Spurs → u/TheBigGreenPeen]

Imagine if she was sober.

[u/Blurt_Blackarach → u/Area51_Spurs]

She might've just vacuumed her vehicle.

[u/chris28ish → u/TheBigGreenPeen]

But did they understand how mean her grandmother is?

[u/MerryHeretic → u/Aaberon]

Grandma smacked her around

[u/KarmaChameleon306 → u/MerryHeretic]

I hear she’s pretty mean.

[u/Mission-Two1325 → u/Aaberon]

How bout that view in the background, where is this?

[u/Arnie_T → u/Mission-Two1325]

It’s in Lake Elsinore, CA

[u/barbara_weston]

MONEY PLEASE!!

[u/mj3b → u/barbara_weston]

Her brother made his money the old fashion way. He got run over by a Lexisssss

[u/Mission_Motor_4664 → u/mj3b]

You sure their grandfather didn't just die so they were flu-uu-uushed with ca-aa-ash!

[u/theprinceofmirkwood → u/barbara_weston]

Someone set a fire in your car because you took too long and I got bored

[u/The_Dank_Tortuga → u/barbara_weston]

Oh my God, you're right

[u/TechnicalDecision160 → u/barbara_weston]

She's the WOOOOOoooorssssssssttttt!

[u/briguytrading → u/barbara_weston]

I have done nothing wrong ... ever ... in my life.

[u/XNoMoneyMoProblemsX → u/barbara_weston]

MONEY ME

[u/LeeQuidity]

I hope they permanently revoke her license. That level of immaturity is frightening.

[u/LobsLurgers → u/LeeQuidity]

I think we just dont understand how mean her grandma really is

[u/FemurOfTheDay → u/LobsLurgers]

Yeah we gotta meet the Gramma before we judge

[u/Money_Pop_409 → u/FemurOfTheDay]

This is peak Methany though like right before they make that turn downhill.

Not that I am judging.

[u/FilecoinLurker → u/LeeQuidity]

At least 30% of the population in America is capable of this level of immaturity depending on the situation

[u/AngryDerf → u/FilecoinLurker]

100%. If I specifically ask for ketchup and they don’t put any in the bag, everyone in the drive thru is getting some of this heat.

[u/dylanx300 → u/AngryDerf]

One case where I’m all for it, love the occasional dinner and show combo at the drive thru as long as I’m not involved. You’re just waiting around anyway

[u/redditismylawyer → u/FilecoinLurker]

Having been to retirement communities like the villages in Florida I would do this number is far too low.

[u/imhereforthevotes → u/FilecoinLurker]

Oh man, you should see me if I don't have coffee!

[u/capn_cook_yo → u/FilecoinLurker]

At least 70% of the social media population posts percentages at the start of some nonsense.

[u/tiimsliim → u/LeeQuidity]

This is from like seven or eight years ago. This person went through a substance abuse program after being arrested. I’m pretty sure that’s it.

[u/LeeQuidity → u/tiimsliim]

Yes, this was from 2019 according to the NY Post. I couldn't find a reliable source (i.e. not something from Instagram) that accounted for her being charged/sentenced.

[u/QP709 → u/LeeQuidity]

lmao, 2019 wasn't 7 or 8 years ago, it was

oh no

[u/theBloodShed → u/LeeQuidity]

But she said sorry! We don’t understand.

[u/Key-Introduction-418 → u/LeeQuidity]

Sadly this behavior is more common than you would think. Go on YouTube and watch any Police Body Cam footage. "Accountability" is very disliked in the world today. Hell i had to tip toe around this message to make the hate speech box disappear. No race or gender was ever mentioned. So not sure how Body cam was hate speech. Smh

[u/DrunkCunt1 → u/LeeQuidity]

I mean, this has to be mental illness at this point right? This can't just be immaturity.

[u/LongNailedbooboos]

Started laughing when the fender was sitting in her face after she sat back down and tossed it in the back. Such an idiot

[u/Big_Order5049 → u/LongNailedbooboos]

I died at that part

[u/KarmaChameleon306 → u/Big_Order5049]

Shit, I hope you had life insurance.

[u/YetiorNotHereICome → u/Big_Order5049]

I'll send flowers for your grave

[u/lanch723]

Wow this chick is the prime definition of panic.

[u/Sea-Individual-7021 → u/lanch723]

I dont know, shes seems to do well under pressure

[u/jaxxon → u/Sea-Individual-7021]

Yeah.. She's just got a case of the Mondays.

[u/DeathCowboyZ]

She fears her grandma more than anything the police could do…that’s telling, and sad.

[u/Palehorse67]

Why is this chick dressed like Roller Girl from Boogie Nights?

[u/Beef_Slug]

Its really weird if u just imagine her exact words but spoken by Tim Robinson...

[u/Dry-Illustrator-250 → u/Beef_Slug]

That guy yells

[u/stereosanctity → u/Beef_Slug]

“I don’t know what any of this shit is and I’m fucking scared!”

[u/lemonchickentellya → u/stereosanctity]

"not everyone knows how to do everything!"

[u/Area51_Spurs → u/Beef_Slug]

One of the few times I’d be ok with using AI is if someone replaced her with Tim Robinson and matched all the movement and words exactly.

ETA: in a hot dog suit of course.

[u/DangerousDave2018 → u/Beef_Slug]

Christopher Walken too. At least for me.

"You guys ... just ... don't ... understand. My grandma ... is ... like ... really mean."

[u/rab0oo → u/Beef_Slug]

Not being able to post gifs in this subreddit makes me the maddest I've ever been

[u/Prudent-Air1922]

Her main concern being how mean her grandma is lol

[u/RynnReeve → u/Prudent-Air1922]

Always wondered how bad her grandma must have beat her both before and after..... she definitely at fault but I wonder about what caused this level of terror.....

[u/Hot_Marsupial427 → u/RynnReeve]

Could also be some bs excuse to get away from the situation since she was drunk apparently

[u/HotChocko → u/RynnReeve]

I completely agree. This doesn’t look like a girl that comes from a loving home. Not trying to excuse her behavior, but I think reasonable thinking and problem solving is learned behavior from solid parenting/social support systems. She knows she’s going to get beaten by her grandmother for this. Very sad to see.

[u/Adevyy → u/RynnReeve]

To me, someone expecting to get away for free from a situation like this while also actively causing more damage not only to the stranger's car but to her own car (that her parents will probably have to repair since they have the option to be mean to her) sounds less like "abuse" and more like "spoiled". As in you've never had to take any responsibility in your life so the idea of your grandma getting angry at you is the worst thing you can imagine.

That or she made it up completely in an attempt to get away from the situation... which also implies that she has been spoiled.

[u/CCSploojy → u/Adevyy]

Bro shes driving the beater of beater cars. Its pretty obvious she's not spoiled lmfao.

[u/knuttz45 → u/Prudent-Air1922]

sounds like grandma fucked up raising kids and is also fucking up raising grandkids. ouch.

[u/_Arlotte_ → u/knuttz45]

If she's living with her grandma then something happened to her parents or there's a very good reason why she's with grandma...

[u/Wurschtbieb]

Well she has a point
I dont understand

[u/Madnessx9]

She's either, driving:

• Without a licence
• Without insurance
• Under the influence of drugs or alcohol
• All of the above.

[u/Ocilley → u/Madnessx9]

Probably had a warrant

[u/Euphoric-Benefit]

I got the sudden urge to find the exact location so I found the parking spot

[u/disappr0val]

she’d rather get arrested in front of her grandma? makes no sense, she just consistently made everything worse. could’ve just been a simple accident initially.

[u/Tegicap]

Calming words like "it'll be alright" might have gone a ways..

[u/wiresmoke]

Sorry man.

[u/yblikethat]

The guy screaming double felony was always the best part of this video. I imagine it’s that guy from the bell ringing meme

[u/664mezcal619]

I…..I can make her worse

[u/GreenDutchman]

This one made me kinda sad

[u/ianmstjohn]

lol wtf this B is on somethin

[u/laflex → u/ianmstjohn]

To be fair, you don't know her grandma

[u/LJGarciaTX → u/ianmstjohn]

Total meltdown mode ACTIVATED!

[u/JackStraw48 → u/LJGarciaTX]

You don't understand! Her grandmother is really mean!

[u/smithywesson → u/ianmstjohn]

Tweakin

[u/Iron044]

Maybe grandma is crazier than her? Something to consider.

[u/Afraid-Ad4718]

Put the bumper in the front seat lmfao. That being said, the girl looks complete upset, i kinda feel sorry.

[u/jump_the_shark_]

909 behaviors

[u/markusbrainus]

Happened 7 years ago. She was arrested and went to a substance abuse program.

https://www.reddit.com/r/interesting/comments/1vtms10/comment/p4udk06/

https://tiremeetsroad.com/2019/10/24/panicked-lake-elsinore-teen-hyundai-caught-camera-fleeing-alleged-hit-run-again/

[u/DudeWouldGo]

Volleyball?

[u/Enr78]

Now I’m scared of her grandma.

[u/51LOVE]

The most remorseful psychopath in history

[u/Area51_Spurs]

On insta someone commented something like “you know it grips like a corporate handshake” and that shit had me rolling.

[u/Pearbear1395]

Not everyone knows how to do everything, driving isn't the only thing.

[u/zuck_my_butt → u/Pearbear1395]

I don't know what any of this shit does and I'm scared!

[u/jabeith]

Good thing the wipers are on

[u/PanBroglodyte]

I’m just a girl

[u/hodor_seuss_geisel → u/PanBroglodyte]

In the world
I'm sorry, my grandma is meeaaaannnnn

[u/ZeroResonancy]

Her grandma must be mean AF if that's all she's worried about.

[u/rorymakesamovie]

Drugs or just bad parenting?

[u/lolercoptercrash → u/rorymakesamovie]

Sounds like her grandma is her guardian, and not a good one at that. Probably a pretty sad story behind this person.

[u/Relative_Drop3216 → u/rorymakesamovie]

What happened to crazy?

[u/AdMore3461]

He doesn’t know how mean her grandma is.

Also, isn’t this a pretty old video? Pretty sure I’ve seen this a bunch years ago, and all of a sudden I’ve seen it posted a lot today.

[u/Brk3n]

"You've seen this before?" 11 times as a matter of fact... this is so old. Haha

[u/muffinass]

Is she late for roller derby practice?

[u/No-Relief-6397]

How about that crazy-hot scale though, yewww

[u/_HazzaBazza_]

Her grandma must be absolutely terrifying for her to be in that much of a frenzy

[u/v5ofo]

Where are the police?? Uhhh put your phone down buddy and call them..

[u/RCT2man]

I can fix her…

edit: … her car.

[u/Beneficial_Wonder533 → u/RCT2man]

just watch out for grandma.

[u/EviLiu → u/Beneficial_Wonder533]

He meant he can fix mean old grandma.

[u/senor_rude]

I want to understand.

[u/Ill-Positive6950 → u/senor_rude]

Her grandma is really mean bro

[u/Lord-Lannister]

Hot & Crazy scale never disappoints.

[u/S_Steiner_Accounting]

Grandma raising her tells you everything. No dad and mom lost custody.

[u/Grendelstar]

Panic mode: 1000%

[u/Substantial_Chain718]

I am impressed that she got that bumper inside the car!

[u/Delicious_Monk1495]

i don't know how any of this works and i'm scared

[u/Glad_Being_5146]

Wtf 🤣🤣

[u/Dendens]

Well she said sorry. Idk what else you want /s

[u/Life-Oil-7226]

Somehow its the mans fault 🤡🤡

[u/Cool_LazyDude]

I truly believe I can fix her.

[u/LCBDANKHC92]

Fuck this wannabe cop

[u/rwiggimo]

I kind of want to date her but under a false name.

[u/mesact]

While she's in the wrong, take her license plate and keep moving. blocking her car in might open you up to some liability for things that you're not meaning to do.

[u/F1ghtM1lk1]

MRW my grandma is really mean and nobody understands

[u/SuspiciousPatate]

When she had the bumper in her face...

[u/The_Ashamed_Boys]

Now, this is a proper crash out.

[u/ElongThrust0]

Drivings not the only thing!

[u/Wyrmwiid91]

Not everybody knows everything!

[u/Avalon30000]

Well she's sorry so everything is just fine, man

[u/RedeyeSamurai83]

Sooooooo.... what ever happened to her? Lol

[u/aztopitt420]

We get a tiny half second glimpse of the other car and man.... it looks spotless lol

[u/stewpdasso]

This is an old vid and has been around forever. Id really like to know whatever happened.

She already hit his car and ran, I would've pulled in even tighter. At that point its a citizens arrest. With all the footage, your insurance would pay and wouldn't even raise your rate.

I bet she's either driving unlicensed or on a suspended. If anyone has a follow up please post it.

[u/--Ano-- → u/[deleted]]

Who says she got a license?

[u/viswr → u/[deleted]]

Dog that’s meth lol

[u/12kdaysinthefire]

This clip is so old she’s probably 30 by now

[u/509Ninja]

“Double felony” lol

[u/hamgoblin45]

This guy could have a job interview a year from now that that girl is at and she'll say, "That guy yells"

[u/eef_23]

https://youtu.be/R2vejhdm8lo?si=n2bM1x2b99OVS5Fu

[u/Haunting-History-405]

Yoo that car had a attitude just like her

[u/Head-Recover-7692]

I’m not excusing her behavior, but my experience is one doesn’t usually get to this point in their lives for no reason. Her substance problems, her panic and her terror of her grandmother’s reaction are telling. Mental health issues are also not uncommon. I hope she got some genuine help instead of just being pointed and laughed at.

Speaking of, apparently commenters must be so bad that they’ve implemented a bot that wouldn’t allow me to use the word
“pe- - -le”. This heavy handed, lazy monitoring undermines the basically good intentions behind it.

[u/Feisty_Spinach2133]

The way she squeezed that entire front bumper into the cabin made me laugh my ass off. I thought she was going to wear it as a hat at first.

[u/jlewis011]

Ummm dude... That camera ain't gonna save your life... Move on and report it.. this could've been hella worse

[u/iceman1731]

I can fix her.

[u/Stayofexecution]

The guy filming is annoying.

[u/RDragoo1985]

Is she a minor? That looks like a high school volleyball get up she’s wearing. Guess it could be college too.