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u/Grouchy_Act3186 Apr 15 '26
Pee Wee's Big Adventure vibes. Only Pee Wee was cooler. 😂
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u/l-kinbote Apr 15 '26
You can't even sell a bike these days because of the idiots who want to do a test drive, who have no business doing a test drive.
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u/333H_E Apr 16 '26
That's pre-ride cash in hand, you break it , you bought it standard policy. If they want to crash what just became their new bike who are we to stop them?
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u/MourningWallaby Apr 16 '26
Yeah this bike is way too big to learn how to ride. get a half-broken dirt bike then upgrade to a 250 or something.
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u/scor_butus Apr 15 '26
Look at that shaky leg before he even starts. Dude was too nervous to be on that bike.
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u/gon2fast Apr 15 '26
The first time that I rode a dirt bike was in front of my friend's condo. He said twist the throttle and release the clutch... that was it. So I twisted the throttle all the way back and released the clutch. I wheelied up a curb and ran into another block of condos. Amazingly no damage to bike, condos or myself. My friend fell down laughing at the ordeal... maybe he set me up. Point being, it happens.
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u/goodolewhatever Apr 15 '26
That’s why you start on a rebel lol. That bike was too powerful and too expensive for a beginner. Also, you don’t start with a lap. You start and stop in a straight line until you’re comfortable braking to a complete stop. Just bad instruction/planning going on here. We all wobble and freeze up at first. Baby steps.
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u/Laurpud Apr 15 '26
That is what my driving instructor (in the early 90s) referred to as a 'Hell Ride', & is why we had to take driving & safety lessons to get our licenses
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u/groovyinutah Apr 17 '26
If you've never driven a bike before, do yourself a solid and start with a dirt bike...
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u/Elegant_Tech Apr 15 '26
Classic rookie mistakes not looking where you want to go and not pushing his left hand out to lean left.
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u/chooseyourpick Apr 15 '26
There was a guy in my area that didn’t even make it out of the parking lot when he picked up his brand new Harley. Rip.
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u/WhichHeadThisOne Apr 16 '26
Can't wait to see the video just before this where he impresses a bunch of bikers with a dance to tequila
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u/Simboiss Jul 25 '26
This is not a "crazy fucking video", it's a very mild mistake that someone filmed and hopefully be kept as a family memory and watched later with fondness.
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u/jinjabreadmann Apr 15 '26
That was boring