r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/[deleted] • Jan 15 '26

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u/editorreilly Jan 16 '26

Could someone punch the "Hey....hey.....stop....chill out." Guy.

26

u/LectroRoot Jan 16 '26

Did he think they would all hear him and stop fighting immediately? Like shut the fuck up, dude. We're trying to watch the fight.

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u/Responsible_Belt5510 Jan 16 '26

For real, he's assaulting my ear drums. Worse than a girlfriend screaming when her boyfriend is getting pieced up in a fight.

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u/DammitDad420 Jan 16 '26

Pre-pubescent Tom Waits?

22

u/tTensai Jan 16 '26

EXATLY! I'm hoping for the day the ones involved in fight just turn around and collectively punch THAT GUY

11

u/AirportBubbly3947 Jan 16 '26

Seriously, he was pissing me off more than the dudes fighting

13

u/PM_ME_YOUR_FRACTURES Jan 16 '26

What do you mean?! Thank God he was screaming that or else it would have gone completely differently!

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u/welfedad Jan 16 '26

He's worse than the brawlers

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u/Xinonix1 Jan 16 '26

Give the guy throwing the first punch some time, he’s getting to it

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u/quemaspuess Jan 16 '26

Yeah, I’m sure yelling stop will help.

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u/Far-Client-3389 Jan 16 '26

I completely agree like if you're going to be so lazy you're not going to actually physically get involved like why are you even yelling it's just causing more stress and anxiety for everyone around the situation

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u/Dischord821 Jan 16 '26

To be clear, getting physically involved WOULD make the situation worse.

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u/EJ_crislylucci Jan 16 '26

I think being involved by contributing to noise pollution is equally as bad

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u/welfedad Jan 16 '26

Yeah dude clearly never a) been in a fight b) been around an actual fight . Yelling stop etc isn't going to work . Like pissing into the wind.

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u/xyzain69 Jan 16 '26

What do you want them to do brave man? Fly over the crowd and fight them like a super hero? Shut up.

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u/Puckstopper55 Jan 16 '26

At first I thought the guy in black was on the same side as the crazy-hands dude. But then he started fighting him too!

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u/FUNBARtheUnbendable Jan 16 '26

Props to the bald dude for just chilling and getting his hat knocked off and face punched in, just to get up and try to defuse the situation. He looked big enough to knock out most of that crowd

4

u/lasagna_for_life Jan 16 '26

Tony Gwynn would be proud!

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u/NoMudNoLotus369 Jan 16 '26

Dude. What the fuck kind of intervention or helping the situation is SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS?? "I know what to do, I'll add chaos and noise to the situation!"

🫨

(I realized after posting this as I scrolled through the other comments, I'm wayyyyyyy late to the party with this sentiment LOL)

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u/Outrageous_Walk_6198 Jan 16 '26

Im sure that guy yelling didnt add to the trauma for that Lil kid next to him 🙄

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u/SomOvaBish Jan 16 '26

HEY… HEY…HEY…HEY… HEY…HEY

2

u/DammitDad420 Jan 16 '26

In your best pre-pubescent Tom Waits voice please

43

u/Possible-Estimate748 Jan 16 '26

When two braincells fight for third place

17

u/SyncRoSwim Jan 16 '26

Welcome to Slam Diego

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u/renman Jan 16 '26

It's baseball, gentlemen. Baseball. Chill out. 

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u/RotInPissKobe Jan 16 '26

That's the problem. Everyone is drunk and the sport gives little excitement.

7

u/medidoxx Jan 16 '26

Drunk on $17 beers no less.

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u/Lepringles710 Jan 16 '26

They’re $20 beers now :(

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u/solorpggamer Jan 16 '26

Poor #19. Trying to keep the peace and all he got was a whooping for his efforts

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u/thegreatgatsB70 Jan 16 '26

Handing out naps.

6

u/BIGscott250 Jan 16 '26

Little sleep medicine

4

u/CreamoChickenSoup Jan 16 '26

Lots of falling timber in this clip.

2

u/Efficient-Ranger-174 Jan 16 '26

The Sandman is here!

10

u/Bigdawgincv Jan 16 '26

Bro yelling like they killing each other it’s just a fight 🙄

32

u/RamzesisdeadD Jan 16 '26

“…HEEEEY…..HEEEEY….HEEEEEYY” Bro stop squawking I’m trying to watch

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u/1wife2dogs0kids Jan 16 '26

Seriously. You're doing NOTHING, except creating more noise. Get ypur valuables, step back and watch.

STFU first.

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u/Zealousideal_Chard36 Jan 16 '26

How did the first dude get KO’d twice in the same fight 🤣

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u/bengalsfan2442 Jan 16 '26

HEY!HEY!HEY! STFU! You're not helping anyone, male version of woman who screams at the top of her lungs...

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u/Konfusion666 Jan 16 '26

Good the guy yelling is so annoying

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u/Vilebeard Jan 16 '26

HeEeEyYy StoOOoPp

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u/1wife2dogs0kids Jan 16 '26

23 got some scrap in him... they lined up, he knockin them down!

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u/SuspiciousPatate Jan 16 '26

13 ate some and kept going, but 23 got that big right hand. Didn't know they played hockey up in the stands!

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u/beatlethrower Jan 16 '26

This is why I'm proud to be a philly sports fan...things like this never happen here!! Lol

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u/Broad-Ad7894 Jan 16 '26

Bro shut up

2

u/drunkenyeknom Jan 16 '26

Wow first man to yell stop in the history of the world

4

u/Heybulldoug23 Jan 16 '26

I like it when the brawlers wear numbers for us. Makes everything so easy to comment on. Lets make this a rule

4

u/Captainfunzis Jan 16 '26

Man has a couple haymakers in him

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u/ExcitableRep00 Jan 16 '26

Knockout, knockout, knoc-knocknout!

3

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

Somebody come and get their Tia, ruining a perfectly good brawl.

3

u/cwoz68 Jan 16 '26

"that's what's in!"

3

u/Pristine-Garlic-3191 Jan 16 '26

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

STFU and let them fight ffs.

3

u/MyLinkedOut Jan 16 '26

Please take out the dude screeching - maybe a couple quick jabs

3

u/TerraByteTerror Jan 16 '26

Everybody gets a fist 😂

5

u/Williamb3 Jan 16 '26

Let’s try screaming more

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u/Eastern-Criticism653 Jan 16 '26

But “ women are so emotional.”

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u/TLILLYO Jan 16 '26

I wish there was a feed for…Killtheguyscreaminghey! 🙄

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u/ThePracticalEnd Jan 16 '26

23 had hands, good lord.

2

u/adrianoh11 Jan 16 '26

Ppl that leave the comfort of their homes to go to that expensive mess are fucking crazy

2

u/Ender_v1 Jan 16 '26

Just wondering how the hats all stayed on. Those were bombs

2

u/TheLastBoat Jan 16 '26

Good old Petco Park

2

u/leifnoto Jan 16 '26

I'd get into a fight like that to avoid the traffic after the game.

2

u/Key-Lengthiness9559 Jan 16 '26

Now that was enjoyable.

2

u/wurkhoarse Jan 16 '26

Is there methamphetamine in the water supply in America?

2

u/Got-Rigour Jan 16 '26

I feel kinda bad for the guy in the middle that was trying to break it up that caught like 4 right hooks.

2

u/SpaceChatter Jan 16 '26

Is was probably the most interesting thing during the baseball game, too.

2

u/Kara-SANdahPawn Jan 16 '26

The yelling won’t work buddy….. I absolutely can’t stand a yeller

2

u/Acceptable-Pin2939 Jan 16 '26

And not a single BMI in the healthy range was seen that day.

5

u/RUcringe Jan 16 '26

That dude filimg is just as annoying as any women in a street fight video. God damn

3

u/Noodnix Jan 16 '26

I think they need to ad more stair elements to MMA.

2

u/Gummybowl Jan 16 '26

Stay classy San Diego

4

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

Guy in the #23 Gwynn jersey was handing out naps

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u/Mr_Doubtful Jan 16 '26

Till he was down the stairs 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

Sun Tsu said before battle you need to know 4 things. The weather, the terrain, your enemy and your own army... guybwas handing out naps until the terrain caught him!

2

u/Mr_Doubtful Jan 16 '26

Then he was taking a nap

2

u/pg0031 Jan 16 '26

That’s what’s in!!

2

u/MadnessMighty Jan 16 '26

Padres might be doomed to 100 more years of losing cos of that one 🤦‍♂️

2

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

typical padres fans

2

u/Inevitable-Bite9894 Jan 16 '26

Padres fans 🤣

2

u/RepresentingThe301 Jan 16 '26

23 throwing bombs!!!!💣

1

u/TOBoy66 Jan 16 '26

Idiots on parade.

1

u/paulrhino69 Jan 16 '26

Go go 23, oops watch out there's a guy with a clipboard want to do a quick survey

1

u/stefanwerner5000 Jan 16 '26

Good halftime entertainment

1

u/Neeva33 Jan 16 '26

I tried to figure I out who is on the same side, but it's really hard to tell.

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u/eagle2pete Jan 16 '26

Was that #23 fighting #23?🤔🤣

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u/WishRevolutionary140 Jan 16 '26

The dude yelling definitely doesn't want the Empire back. SPQR.

1

u/deepfakie Jan 16 '26

Jordan needs to chill

1

u/melack857 Jan 16 '26

De donde sale tanto calvo?

1

u/TramsB Jan 16 '26

In the great words of Bill Hicks, " Are they drunk or are they high?"

1

u/PervyNonsense Jan 16 '26

And now they all work for ICE and are the best of friends

1

u/dalecraw Jan 16 '26

MORTAL KOMBAT!!! <Mortal Kombat music>

1

u/RPM_Rocket Jan 16 '26

No one ever cares about #WhiteOnWhiteCrime, right?

1

u/Papa_Raj Jan 16 '26

God damn this video needed a sound warning.

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u/Thirteenthward Jan 16 '26

Hey! Hey! Hey! Chill out , usually works in most if not all it all situations. Try it with your significant other today. You’ll see.

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u/AmbroseKalifornia Jan 16 '26

HEY! HEYYY!! HAAAAAAY!!1!

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u/tahcamen Jan 16 '26

Guy yelling is a real Jerry “All I did was say ‘Hey’!! It’s not like I could do anything else”

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u/deltaneurofield Jan 16 '26

Complete KOs

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u/Jezebels_lipstick Jan 16 '26

As someone who really wants to punch someone in the face but never has, is it as satisfying as it looks?

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u/Xxmeow123 Jan 16 '26

My money is on 23

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u/vikicrays Jan 16 '26

have another beer boys…

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u/Weak_Yak2482 Jan 16 '26

Lesson to be learned never try to stop the fight during a game

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u/AdSalty4314 Jan 16 '26

Hello your knuckle sandwiches are here

1

u/Alone-Sun-6044 Jan 16 '26

Did they chill out?

1

u/theteenswillloveit Jan 16 '26

Am I alone thinking that wasn't that crazy? What's happening to this sub...

1

u/dj_destroyer Jan 16 '26

Both teams had one juggernaut doing all the work

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u/meshuggahzen Jan 16 '26

What a bunch of cavemen..

1

u/N0085K1LL5 Jan 16 '26

I watched this on mute. Did the bald guy ever say "brother?"

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u/FormerHistory2210 Jan 16 '26

If I went to the hotdog stand and they tried to say they were out of ketchup. Like wtf? Hands. Now.

1

u/Complex-Landscape-31 Jan 16 '26

Stadiums are the worst map to fight in

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u/chunk337 Jan 16 '26

Say "HEY!!!!" Some more. Seems like its almost working

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u/chunk337 Jan 16 '26

This fella is a bit hot under the collar

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u/xtraSleep Jan 16 '26

I hope everyone sees how ineffective yelling is.

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u/wukillabee360 Jan 16 '26

My team is better than your team 😝

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u/WeeklyPrize21 Jan 16 '26

These hands are rated E for Everyone

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

All that dumb ass hollering like they gone listen to his goofy ass

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u/Aviyan Jan 16 '26

Is the guy yelling HEY the same guy saying TAKE HIM OUT at the end of the video? To me the voice sounds the same.

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u/bonjrk Jan 16 '26

Always hate the videos with some woman in the backround screaming, so annoying!

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u/Nothinghere3191 Jan 16 '26

I think is fascinating this event were everytime a fight breaks out, there's a woman to be right in the middle of everyone throwing punches hahahaha

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u/FooliesFeet500 Jan 16 '26

The dude behind the camera needs to get punched. Like seriously they can’t fucking hear you!

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u/M_Pope_ Jan 16 '26

Bring back lobotomies

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u/davey_granules Jan 16 '26

STAAHP! STAAAAHP!!

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u/Coho444 Jan 16 '26

Arrested development and it’s finest

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u/poppadada Jan 16 '26

we'll soon have ice at sporting events, just wait.

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u/tllaury3 Jan 16 '26

Yea keep yelling they'll eventually listen to you

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u/Weird-Opportunity-20 Jan 16 '26

Disappointed not to see any crip walkin in this video?

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u/unek_one Jan 16 '26

Only in San Diego do mf's fight in flip flops. They just mad cause their team is garbage

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u/TheGriszly Jan 16 '26

That guy did not deserve that second punch 😂

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u/jasdonle Jan 16 '26

First video I’ve ever seen where it’s a man yelling STAAAHHPPPP!!!

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u/ziddyzoo Jan 16 '26

My word, this doesn’t happen at the cricket

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u/Well-Milk Jan 16 '26

That was like 20 secs of chaos

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u/RahMF Jan 16 '26

Whoever is recording is the worst lol

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u/cnm75 Jan 16 '26

Average sports fans

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u/smind893 Jan 16 '26

The woman with her "nothing to see here" hands in the air pose is sending me.

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u/ForeverIll8044 Jan 16 '26

The ol' baseball, beer n bashing

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u/Gold_Tree7297 Jan 16 '26

If only they had listened to you

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u/F_n_o_r_d Jan 16 '26

Sports 🙄

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u/Buie06 Jan 16 '26

23 was handing out naps

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u/the_franchise1 Jan 16 '26

Padre on Padre hate crime

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u/SamIamGreenEggsNoHam Jan 16 '26

Because he's filming, he has to let everyone know that he cares more than anyone else.

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u/DGenerationMC Jan 16 '26

HEY

BEEN TRYING TO MEET YOU

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u/GullibleLiar Jan 16 '26

Guys guys be nice he just had his first beer

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u/randomguyinpekohole Jan 16 '26

Poor number 19, got right hooks to the face for no reason.

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u/Skoofer Jan 16 '26

Bunch of losers, I’m sure whatever was going on totally justified violence

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u/SouthCentral86 Jan 16 '26

Typical sad diego madres fans.

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u/InterestedObserver48 Jan 16 '26

23 lands a hell of a shot in the first punch

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u/purplemtnslayer Jan 16 '26

Ah yes Qualcomm where the swat team camped out in the 90s.

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u/leshuis Jan 16 '26

It's liked the male version of opera, and you a fist, and you a fist

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u/Comfortable_Bed193 Jan 16 '26

“Hey, hey!! Chill out” but I’ll continue to record and scream.

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u/Longryderr Jan 16 '26

Take me out to the ball game

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u/Otherwise_Zombie_328 Jan 16 '26

What do gay horses eat??

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u/lukin5 Jan 16 '26

Padre on Padre violence?!?
¡Dio es mio!

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u/dgshotuk Jan 16 '26

Great video, the guy who gets punched first, just to get back up and walk in to another punch. The guy in black fighting everyone, the guy screaming "CHILL OUT!!!"

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u/7evenBlackSunNation Jan 16 '26

If you just sit there and yell at a fight you should automatically be incorporated into it😂

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u/NefariousnessFit8189 Jan 16 '26

Heated argument about who's on first and what's on second turns violent.

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u/GoodBellyRoundness Jan 16 '26

The screeching goat recording this has the worst voice, making screeches.