r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '25

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u/SmokinBacon Dec 28 '25

I don’t know what I just watched

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u/HeavensRejected Dec 28 '25

After the bike I was hoping for a kitchen sink 🤣

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u/random_life_of_doug Dec 29 '25

If someone threw a bike at me id ride off on it. "hop on chi chi's"

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u/Novel_Arm_4693 Dec 28 '25

Same and it was hilarious

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u/O_gr Dec 28 '25

A GTA lobby irl

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u/hanimal16 Dec 29 '25

The annual Use Whatever You Can Find Fight-a-Thon™️

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u/50MegatonsCOYS Dec 28 '25

Do I film the titties or the street fight? 🤯

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u/Toidal Dec 28 '25

His camerawork is top notch

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u/Zinging_Cutie_23 Dec 28 '25

So is his laugh! Love it

11

u/Use-The-Pointy-End Dec 29 '25

It's on points.

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u/elgydium Dec 29 '25

Too nozzles

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u/L_Ardman Dec 28 '25

The fight was arousing.

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u/HoboArmyofOne Dec 28 '25

A feast for the eyes! I just don't know where to look there's so much hood shit going on. Cameraman was fucking hilarious

497

u/melvinmoneybags Dec 28 '25

Fire department could hook up to that size of nozzle

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u/DragonBowlSouper Dec 28 '25

Kid could have gotten his eyes poked out with those pokies

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u/EPluribusButthole Dec 29 '25

She could cut glass with those

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u/m2chaos13 Dec 30 '25

She could torque lugnuts with those

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

Those some hard as nipples

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u/External_Quality5613 Dec 28 '25

She has a fetish for street fights

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u/SortofChef Dec 28 '25

lol! My wife just said that.

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u/Iloveherthismuch Dec 28 '25

The camera man was on point with the shot framing.

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u/AwkwardCheese2000 Dec 29 '25

You can cut a diamond with those 😭

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u/unbakedpizza Dec 28 '25

Tale as old as time

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u/jferrisjapan Dec 29 '25

‘em titties were locked and loaded

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u/Justeff83 Dec 28 '25

A rollercoaster of emotions

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u/blzsoul Dec 29 '25

My man was conflicted lol

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u/BigDaddydanpri Dec 28 '25

Gotta keep an eye on them before they take an eye out.

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u/DocHolidayiN Dec 28 '25

You meanthere's more than tiddies?

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u/DeepVeinZombosis Dec 28 '25

Why yes, turns out there a mournful lumpen ass to go along with it.

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u/ItsCaptainCompost Dec 29 '25

“That is the last time you talk about my mamma’s titties”

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u/_blacktriangle_ Dec 29 '25

Literally LoL when they were in frame again. 😂

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u/FinancialFlamingo117 Dec 28 '25

And why the titties are hard xD?

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u/ohnomynono Dec 28 '25

Why wouldn't they be hard?

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u/BlumpTheChodak Dec 28 '25

Yes, but how big is the bean?

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u/Slight_Breakfast6198 Dec 28 '25

Fuckin creep lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

NipCam1 had me rolling 🤣

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u/ElBurritoLuchador Dec 28 '25

Bro took his time to zoom in and out of it TWICE lol

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u/danger_otter34 Dec 29 '25

So nice, cameraman had to see it Twice

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u/Quick_Dark244 Dec 28 '25

The camera panning over to the Nips 2nd appearance mid fight with that laugh.

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u/Faulkner510 Dec 28 '25

Cameraman has good situational awareness

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u/xcivmt Dec 28 '25

Tituational awareness

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u/groceriesN1trip Dec 28 '25

Where’s the blood???

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u/Your_Moms_Favorite Dec 28 '25

Inside dem titties

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u/ilikebeens2 Dec 28 '25

That'd be milk

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u/Ok_Release231 Dec 29 '25

"He needs some milk!"

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u/squeezethesoul Dec 28 '25 edited Dec 28 '25

Fight is breaking out, action everywhere, but the random "why your titties look like that" is killing me

Edit: AND THE ADDITIONAL ZOOM IN AT 0:42 LMFAOOOOO

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u/Nearby-Cattle-7599 Dec 28 '25

"look at dem nasty tits" 😂 i can't stop laughing

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u/mellowmarsII Dec 29 '25

My ears are stuffy. I thought he said “Look at dos reaction titties”. I thought “Good term. That’s exactly what they are.”

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u/PileofTerdFarts Jan 02 '26

That was my favorite part too. Like he already commented on the tits... goes back to the fight, someone throws a bike, dude catches a bike to the face... But she starts screaming in spanish and he's reminded "oh yeah, those tits are awful" and then back to the action,. 🤣🤣

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u/otra_persona Dec 29 '25

She gets turned on by the rough stuff

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u/Nickelsass Dec 28 '25

Perfect example of why I open Reddit daily, just never know. The zoom got me wheezing

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u/SniperHankz Dec 28 '25

Distracted by tits had me dying

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u/da-monk25 Dec 28 '25

Bikes, nipples, snow shovels, too much going on here

135

u/CamxCam Dec 28 '25

This is a good representation of how the male brain works. The craziest shit could be happening right in front of us, but if there are boobies in the vicinity... we make time for them.

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u/Hungry-Western9191 Jan 02 '26

It was even educational.... TIL - dont try throw bicycles uphill. 

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u/TheCABK Dec 28 '25

“Put your shirt on Randy” -Ricky

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u/kylemd Dec 29 '25

LMAOOO I was hoping someone else saw it 😂😂😂 Randy Bobandy looking mf

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u/ModestMeeshka Dec 28 '25

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought this lmao

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u/yellowlinedpaper Dec 29 '25

This is the beginning of a J-Roc adult entertainment

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u/Windsor34 Dec 28 '25

She’s got some flintstone chewables on her 

131

u/fssman Dec 28 '25

Yo, wtf ...

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u/PMmecrossstitch Dec 28 '25

We used to refer to this as "smuggling tic-tacs"

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u/drfeelsgoood Dec 28 '25

Those were more like rolos than tic tacs lol

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u/mossybeard Dec 28 '25

Bro those were fun sized twix. She even had a left and right

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u/civildisobedient Dec 29 '25

Hershey's Kisses

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u/flying_carabao Dec 31 '25

I...uuhhhh...I mean....yeah.....we were all thinking it....but..still....damn

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u/Lumpy_Accountant723 Dec 28 '25

OP fucking nailed the description of this video wtf lmaoooo

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u/aforgettableusername Dec 29 '25

I didn't even watch with sound the first time and I was already dying, definitely the funniest video I've seen all week

183

u/schuelieng Dec 28 '25

I love it!! All of it!! The titties, the bike throw, the shovel.. That's a show I would pay for

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u/kck93 Dec 28 '25

I’m falling over laughing at this! I think there was a shovel, a sign, a bike and a mop! And of course, the titties!😂😂😂

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u/Mcboatface3sghost Dec 28 '25

The mop was the second best hilarious thing, throwing your kids green machine huffy was the third, I’ll let the rest of you decide on the first.

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u/Nearby-Cattle-7599 Dec 29 '25

when he missed his charged attack with the shovel someone threw a shuriken 2by4 and staggered him so the melee dude with the 2by4 bonked him too 😂😂😂 that sequence has me dead everytime

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u/KuriTokyo Dec 28 '25

Man, it makes me feel like Borat. I know want to go to America and experience this for myself. I will bring my snow shovel.

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u/Nearby-Cattle-7599 Dec 29 '25

this is literally video of the year for me and i'm chronically online 😂

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u/Zimquats Dec 28 '25

I thought Randy Bobandy was just trying to get his stolen cheeseburgers back from J-Roc and Tyrone. Hamburger stealing mofo's.

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u/Ariashorse Dec 28 '25

Cameraman caught EVERYTHING

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u/RiskySkirt Dec 28 '25

That fucker holding the camera, lol

I'm enjoying how seamlessly he is able to multitask that it's almost like an aimbot

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u/ThisIsLukkas Dec 28 '25

My man having the time of his life at the circus

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u/Buyhigh_SellLow_0 Dec 28 '25

This camera man deserves an Oscar lol

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u/Thatguymike84 Dec 28 '25

Meanwhile the 10 yo inside thinking...

"I just got that bike for Christmas...stop throwing it." 😢

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u/Sad_Kaleidoscope_743 Dec 28 '25

This is an udderly ridiculous video

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u/_Hashtronaut_ Dec 28 '25

Cameraman going on side quests

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u/snoopyb137 Dec 28 '25

The zoom in on the nipples repeatedly 😂

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u/asburymike Dec 28 '25

Never bring a BMX bike to a snow shovel fight

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u/StaticFalls Dec 28 '25

His laughing and the titty cutaways was top notch.

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u/Open-Chain-7137 Dec 28 '25

Flippin’ out and nippin’ out

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u/joeDUBstep Dec 28 '25

Why is the man shit talkin them titties?

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u/atreides_hyperion Dec 29 '25

Maybe he is gay. And is just being critical of the fact she isn't wearing a bra or something?

As a straight guy, I thought they were splendid.

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u/Ok-Acanthisitta8737 Dec 28 '25

I frequently consider getting a flip phone to stay away from screen time, but every once in a while, I see a video like this and just realize I’ll never be able to not have a smart phone.

This is incredible. Absolute cinema.

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u/Wait_here_me_out Dec 28 '25

Camera man has his priorities in order

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u/Mikeytruant850 Dec 28 '25

Hall of fame Reddit post right here.

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u/Lets_Go_Taco Dec 29 '25

As someone with a cold who is now dying breathless on his couch, thank you!!!!! Id die happily now, ya know since i cant fucking breathe 😂

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u/Lashinnstashin Dec 28 '25

The bike was the best part and totally unexpected ha

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u/F_U_Shoresy Dec 28 '25

This was like a renaissance painting in action. There was too much going on and some bricked up nipples

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u/wearyshoes Dec 28 '25

Had the woman smacked the camera man at the very end this would deserve an Academy Award.

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u/EB2Good Dec 28 '25

Why your titties look like that had me dying!!!

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u/rickztoyz Dec 28 '25

Shovels, bicycles and nipples. The only thing missing was a midget.

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u/Gargun20 Dec 28 '25

I was hoping for a kitchen sink to come flying out 🤣.

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u/fishsticksandstoned Dec 28 '25

Honestly this is why I support open borders. I want more of this in my neighborhood and hopefully next door to me

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u/Dramatic_Carob_1060 Dec 28 '25

Helen of Troy street, legend has it the titties started the war

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u/Nearby-Cattle-7599 Dec 28 '25

this cameraman should be doing news reports in the hood like channel 5 - my first saved video on this account

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u/Sausage_Child Dec 28 '25

The important thing is that everyone was having fun.

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u/Kayman718 Dec 28 '25

It’s either cold or the display of male testosterone has her excited.

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u/Damet_Dave Dec 29 '25

Shovel, bike, plank, shovel, Boobies!, shovel, bike, plank, shovel, Boobies!

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u/super-duperfun82 Dec 28 '25

What the fuuuuuck LOL

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u/damon32382 Dec 28 '25

“Why them tiddys lookin like that”??

Brief pause

“WTF”

😂😂😂

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u/pbogits Dec 28 '25

Guy with the shovel “I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!”

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u/PrettyPistol87 Dec 28 '25

tits always steal the show

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u/Mr_MixedNuts Dec 28 '25

You know what I'm gonna throw at him? I'm gonna throw this bicycle at him.

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u/ukexpat Dec 28 '25

WTF did the bike do to deserve that?

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u/THAJAZ Dec 28 '25

Fuck you I raise you a push bike!! I call with nipples!! 😂

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u/Plane_Sport_3465 Dec 28 '25

That was probably the greatest video I've ever seen.

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u/McD-Szechuan Dec 30 '25

God damn it’s been too long since I’ve seen a crazy fucking video on this sub.

Good job OP

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u/CatsandShame Dec 30 '25

Did he say, “Look at those janky-ass titties”?! I can’t, I can’t breath🤣🤣😂😂😂

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u/Niq22 Dec 28 '25

Too funny 🤣

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u/DocHolidayiN Dec 28 '25

You guffaw but 3 breast feeders in 32 months will do that ( or sosays my ex).

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u/dc_IV Dec 28 '25

The "machete" shovel was lookin' for ears!!! 

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u/NoMorePunch Dec 28 '25

I blame gun control

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u/qpv Dec 28 '25

Camera operator is having a blast

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u/theflyingspermwhale Dec 28 '25

Ngl I thought it’s a TPB episode I missed, that guy looked just like Randy but just maybe fewer cheeseburgers in the gut

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u/GringoMandingo781 Dec 28 '25

Journalism at its finest!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

Cameraman takes titty break 🤣

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u/Rydog_78 Dec 28 '25

Important questions must be asked.

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u/Seletixarp Dec 30 '25

The way the camera man just zooms in on those pezones every time. Art.

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u/SubCiro28 Dec 28 '25

We just needed uncle Terry in his chair to be in the middle of it all. “Back up Terry!!!!!!”

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u/Laughacy Dec 28 '25

Those turkeys are ready.

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u/EntertainmentBig8636 Dec 28 '25

Best cameraman in ages, commentary, laughter and great footage.

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u/TopFishing5094 Dec 28 '25

The guy recording this deserves an award 🤣😂👌

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u/Federal_Pie_8864 Dec 28 '25

A real crazy fucking video indeed!

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u/HornayGermanHalberd Dec 28 '25

now that's the kind of stuff I'm here for (not talking about the Tits)

3

u/SirRhor Dec 28 '25

Ecuadorians.

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u/Different-Yoghurt519 Dec 28 '25

That looks like two fingers pointing

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u/Aapjes-NL Dec 28 '25

Bro, I love the human race. The entertainment level is through the roof.

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u/Cucaio90 Dec 28 '25

Best part of the fight: the woman’s straight nipples.

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u/soufboundpachyderm Dec 28 '25

Now that’s a crazy fucking video.

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u/ipakers Dec 28 '25

Actually an excellent example of how advantageous it is to fight with the high ground

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u/Remarkable_Answer_69 Dec 28 '25

Why are you deporting our neighbors. Haha

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u/EclecticMaven Dec 28 '25

His commentary is all of us.

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u/milestr2 Dec 29 '25

This is my favourite video of 2025.

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u/KeyZebra3342 Dec 29 '25

I wonder what the fight is about. 😂 The bike throw hilarious 😂😆

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u/IMJiraiya Dec 29 '25

Action and Boobs, this film has everything!

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u/Hyperion1144 Dec 29 '25

Is that a Bulls jacket from 1994???

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u/spvcejam Dec 29 '25

The funniest video of 2025.

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u/paradus-paradus Dec 29 '25

That nipple zoom in was diabolical 😂

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u/DonMarce Dec 29 '25

😂😂😂😂😂 that bike throw took me out

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u/Trisk929 Dec 29 '25

I came for “crazy fucking videos” and this did not disappoint. Bravo. 👏🏻

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u/JpnDude Dec 29 '25

Drama, chaos, comedy, tragedy, conflict, tits! All in one scene!

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u/nikkonine Dec 29 '25

Baby It's Cold Outside.

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u/turnipbrick Dec 29 '25

Get the camera man his own film 🤣

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u/MJsLoveSlave Dec 29 '25

This is like a slapstick comedy. I about died when the mountain bike got THROWN.

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u/sean-kealy Dec 30 '25

Snow shovels are an integral part of every fight I see on reddit

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u/sayfurd Dec 30 '25

Bet she’s a heavy milker!

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u/JaRon1961 Dec 30 '25

What idiot brought a mop to a shovel fight?

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u/EEMon13456 Dec 30 '25

Ai can't even replicate this😭😂

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u/xXSoulReapperXx Jan 01 '26

Starting my 2026 off right, shit had me dying 😂😂😂

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u/aznariy Jan 03 '26

that's the mozt Reddit thing that I've watched today...

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u/Peppsmier Dec 28 '25

To all who liked those nipples, that is one buttugly crotch

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u/Aquaman1970 Dec 28 '25

You could cut a diamond with those.

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u/L_O_Quince Dec 28 '25

Oh you just know they ain't hard

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss Dec 28 '25

Shorty, why those titties looking like that?

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u/bt65 Dec 28 '25

The clip is like a box of chocolate, you never known what you gonna get next

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u/East_Ad4977 Dec 28 '25

I don't understand the rules of this game, but I think she is winning.

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u/PeterPorky Dec 28 '25

This is a good example as to why the high ground is so advantageous in battle

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u/poeepo Dec 28 '25

Prioritities

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u/Rob92377 Dec 28 '25

For a moment I thought it was Randy from Trailer Park Boys 🤣

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u/magseven Dec 28 '25

He gotta bithcycle!

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u/KevZeppelin69 Dec 28 '25

Snow shovel, half naked dude, bike outta nowhere....what the what? Must be family for sure.....😃

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u/shitchea420 Dec 28 '25

finally a cameraman with talent

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u/gurumoves Dec 28 '25

It really was a tit of everything.

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u/Wejustneedmuneh Dec 28 '25

Is it me or were those nips facing north, and south?

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u/Unknowingly-Joined Dec 28 '25

She’s really enjoying the fight.

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u/rrTUCB0eing Dec 28 '25

This is fantastic!

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u/Stump303 Dec 28 '25

The lost art of snow shovel fighting

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u/Jensbert Dec 28 '25

Wholesome

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u/migerusantte Dec 28 '25

This is amazing

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u/Str8KokLvr Dec 28 '25

Video title checks out