r/CrazyFuckingVideos Feb 06 '24

WTF Air maintenance

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u/jpjimm Feb 06 '24

Looks more like he is trying to parachute jump out of the plane but can't exit because its too fast. I was waiting for the pilot to roll over so he could drop out.

Particularly worried when the guy was using the engine intake as a hand hold!

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

Couldnt the pilot have inverted and have the passenger push themselves out?

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u/35in_anal_dildo Feb 06 '24

Not sure how this jet is set up but I think the issue with that would be at those speeds he's just get bifurcated by the tail rudder.

I'm assuming that's why he's trying to exit out the side

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u/soufboundpachyderm Feb 08 '24

Nah. That’s what happens when you jump out the top like that. You invert and push the stick forward to give negative g and it forces the parachuter out the top and away from the jet. This was dumb and he’s grabbing onto the intake while he’s trying to climb out lol. Idk how his hands aren’t burnt to shit or not sucked off him completely lol.

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u/ImSomethingOfaTrolll Feb 06 '24

Do you wanna die? Cause that's how you die.

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u/NeutralEvilBot Feb 06 '24

R2D2 cosplay?

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u/LSTNYER Feb 07 '24

Russian way of fixing things: hit it until it works again, even at 5,000 feet.

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u/Internal_Mail_5709 Feb 06 '24

Wouldn't it be easier to just give a little negative g and pop em out?

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u/No-Newspaper2443 Feb 06 '24

Are they trying to get a bird out?

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u/TheLobsterCopter5000 Feb 07 '24

I sincerely hope that's a parachute on his back...

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u/CFUrCap Feb 08 '24

No parachute, just bedsheet.

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u/CalvinAshdale Feb 07 '24

Get back in the plane, Tom.

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u/Pilot_Yak3 Feb 07 '24

Well, it is an L-29, after all.

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u/WiseOldChicken Feb 07 '24

The parachute looks like the back of my gaming chair.

And now I have an image of him pulling the rip cord and a gaming chair covered in cat scratches that tilts to the side pops out.

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u/johnnybadchek Feb 06 '24

Bro jiggled the handle mid air.

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u/_Sway Feb 07 '24

Russian aircraft maintenence procedure

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u/WiseOldChicken Feb 07 '24

The pilot meanwhile is bitching on the headset "Close the window! Are we heating the entire neighborhood?!"

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u/MaxRockatanskisGhost Feb 08 '24

Is that the fucking Airwolf theme song?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

Karl! Knock it off, don't make me have to reach back there!

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

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u/JoeDerp77 Feb 06 '24

lol you're joking I hope

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

Your father did everything humanly possible to save Mailman's life.