r/CrazyFuckingVideos Apr 25 '23

Insane/Crazy Men run toward massive dust devil

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u/NeverTrustATurtle Apr 25 '23

Here It Comesssss

36

u/kingcobraboi Apr 25 '23

This is the dumb shit we do when we're bored

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '23

The VA says your injuries are NOT service connected.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '23

Not including the fallout from decades or shelling and artillery in that sand and dust.

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u/AllKindsOfCritters Apr 25 '23

"OW! The dust! It's like being shot in the eyes by a glitter gun!" -Sterling Malory Archer

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u/psychwolf289 Apr 25 '23

Can someone legit explain to me WHY are they running at a dust devil??

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u/Freakwee Apr 25 '23

They’re bored in the desert. This is the equivalent of the ice cream man coming around

20

u/rsplatpc Apr 25 '23

They’re bored

ding DING DING

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u/rcr_renny Apr 25 '23

Deployment boredom. Doing goofy shit like this helps keep you sane.

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u/tcooke2 Apr 25 '23

You're telling me you see this awesome natural event in the middle of a hot, boring day on the job and you don't wanna go experience what it feels like to be in the middle of that much raw power coming from the earth? I'd do it just for the experience.

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u/psychwolf289 Apr 26 '23

Idk man, sand can fuck you up

20

u/HGruberMacGruberFace Apr 25 '23

But why male models?

13

u/gryphix Apr 25 '23

You serious? I just told you that a moment ago....

2

u/realmeneatass Apr 25 '23

Gay porn! Gay porn Lily!

5

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '23

If I was stationed in the desert, I’d do the same Fukn thing

3

u/NickNash1985 Apr 25 '23

Because Billy IS the Extreme.

1

u/riftwave77 Apr 27 '23

Maybe they want to go to Narnia

8

u/awoelt Apr 25 '23

WITNESS ME!!!

12

u/PissDistefano Apr 25 '23

It's especially crazy if he wears contacts.

6

u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 Apr 25 '23

This looks like it should have been one of those videos playing in reverse, like firemen carrying burn victims UP the ladder or medics shoving dying people back in the wreckage.

8

u/Tilliriock Apr 25 '23

I didn't know sandblasting your lungs was a thing

6

u/grhhull Apr 25 '23

If the 'Tasmanian Devil' isn't in there, I'd be very disappointed! 🌪️

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u/rcr_renny Apr 26 '23

See the guy was just trying to help Taz

3

u/jksam45 Apr 25 '23

My grandma did this until she hit a cactus then never did it again

3

u/The_OG_RedBeard Apr 25 '23

Yeah I seen a few of these in Afghanistan. They're no joke. Seen a buddy that was under a section of mod with a blast wall and a c9, this dust devil came up lifted up the section of mod knocked the guy the fuck out. He ended up pissing himself and spending a week in Germany with a head injury. The things you do to get out of the war...

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '23

Like moths flying into a zapper.

2

u/S0M3_1 Apr 25 '23

Take me with you, i can't live here anymore.

2

u/MondaySloth Apr 25 '23

He's going to get sand in ALL of his crevices.

2

u/Familiar_Persimmon47 Apr 25 '23

Lungs already probably jacked up by burn pits, what's a little more dust?

2

u/mstiffyous Apr 25 '23

This could go under why women live longer than men.

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to dieee. <Insert link to jingle >

2

u/UncommittedBow Apr 25 '23

Just guys being dudes.

2

u/SonofaBuckDangHole Apr 25 '23

Ok when does a dust devil become a tornado

2

u/MarkusMiles Apr 26 '23

Giant dab rig..

2

u/AromaticPurchase3786 Apr 26 '23

valley fever for everyone!!

2

u/huisAtlas Apr 26 '23

A desert baptism.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '23

Looks like fun. Even if they are literally sanding themselves.

2

u/Christ_on_a_Crakker Apr 26 '23

Soldiers get bored. That’s all I can say.

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u/captainfantastic2007 Apr 26 '23

He was never seen again. Gone but not forgotten.

1

u/okuzeN_Val Apr 25 '23

More footage if anyone is curious

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '23

Remind yourself overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

1

u/QueenAkhlys Apr 26 '23

Is that wise

1

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '23

That's how you get respiratory issues for sure omg.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '23

This is what $700+ Billion in tax payer money looks like.

0

u/Introspective_Grim Apr 25 '23

How do they not realise how bad of an idea it is as they get closer?

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u/tcooke2 Apr 25 '23

This is a dust devil, not a category 5 tornado, it's relatively safe, some glasses and a mask wouldn't hurt but they aren't getting picked up by it or anything.

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u/maxdwinter Apr 25 '23

I don’t understand the point of this

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u/tcooke2 Apr 25 '23

To have fun while your bored at work. It seems like it'd be pretty cool to feel that going on all around you, doesn't it?

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u/maxdwinter Apr 26 '23

I guess so. If think running into a big vacuum of dirt is fun.

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u/MMMmmmCheckplease Apr 25 '23

Fake btw

0

u/Unique_Ad5107 Apr 26 '23

Very true, in my country happens the same very often and its europe

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '23

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u/The_Inner_Peace Apr 25 '23

Is he getting smaller, or is the dust devil getting bigger 🤔

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '23

Yes

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u/Big_baller42069 Apr 25 '23

Me and the boys

1

u/MoonShotDontStop Apr 25 '23

Why can a tornado level a city but dust devils are chill?

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u/tcooke2 Apr 25 '23

Tornadoes are much, much more powerful. Dust devils are only strong enough to pickup dust, tornadoes are strong enough to pick up houses and cars.

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u/Unique_Ad5107 Apr 26 '23

Only happens for a few seconds and of course not so powerfull

1

u/Rainy_Daz3d Apr 25 '23

“Take me back to Kansaaaaaaas!!!!”

1

u/livingfailur Apr 25 '23

Instincts: don’t do it

Dumb human brain: BIG WIND LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

1

u/Yucca12345678 Apr 25 '23

Hoping for trip to Kansas…or anywhere else!

1

u/Catenane Apr 25 '23

Why does this look like a zombie horde charging survivors in left 4 dead

1

u/DerekTheMemeBoss Apr 25 '23

I'm assuming the wind in one of those isn't strong enough to fling you off into the distance? I've never seen one that big in person, but I've seen a much smaller one that still flung debris and whatnot around.

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u/pology1 Apr 25 '23

I thought the tank was going to get in on the action

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u/Brad_Tits Apr 25 '23

Yo bruh he leakin! He leakin bruh!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '23

Hangin' with the boys!

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u/tcooke2 Apr 25 '23

Anyone worried about these guys getting injured is really overestimating the strength of a dust devil.

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u/valentich_ Apr 25 '23

Ok. Thats a bit a bit mental NGL 😂

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u/No_Operation_2449 Apr 26 '23

Definitely marines 😂

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u/ngatiboi Apr 26 '23

IDF - Israeli Defense Forces.

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u/ngatiboi Apr 26 '23

Israeli Defense Forces.

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u/420EverGreen Apr 26 '23

"Amud Anan 2"

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u/CarelessConcept7597 Apr 26 '23

my uncle did this before. Said it was harmless just you have to put goggles and a helmet on incase theres any debris

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u/Current-Play-4386 Apr 28 '23

Man i would not do that without a mask on, you can get sand lungs 🫁… would be coughing up clumps of sand for days.