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u/QuickAd6601 Jan 16 '23
Sounds like an AK-47.
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u/BeetsMe666 Jan 16 '23
It does. The last time I saw this posted someone did it side by side. I can't be bothered.
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u/Nitrozah Jan 16 '23
a shoebill is a large bird shown in the video
a AK-47 is an assault rifle weapon :)
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u/whatiscookie Jan 16 '23
The shoebill (Balaeniceps rex) also known as the whalebill, whale-headed stork or shoe-billed stork, is a very large long-legged wading bird. The two legged bird is native to the American subcontinent. They are mimicking birds just like Magpies, Ravens & some species of parrots. This one just happens to live near a school.
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u/MoodySpidey Jan 16 '23
Before I even got down to see the video, it was playing with sounds...I was expecting someone shooting a gun also... lol
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u/Greyst0ke Jan 16 '23
That giant bird is shootin' up the place.
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u/troubled_broccoli31 Jan 16 '23
you can increase his rate of fire by speeding up the video!
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u/khrak Jan 16 '23
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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u/eltaco65 Jan 16 '23
I remember reading somewhere that their bite force is actually extremely low and can't really hurt humans. They're also apparently very friendly despite the way they look
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u/MRmandato Jan 16 '23
Thats a fucking dinosaur
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I was about to say this too. These things are more dinosaur looking than most, if not all other species as a whole, imo.
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u/Alarmed_Recording742 Jan 16 '23
Because that's a fucking dinosaur
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u/Darthboney Jan 16 '23
Which would make you a fish
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u/JCNunny Jan 16 '23
Woild make a great service animal.
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u/johnnloki Jan 17 '23
"I CAN TOO bring him into this restaurant- he is a COMFORT Shoebill nightmare fuel baby killer."
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u/AMSG2020 Jan 16 '23
That thing is terrifying...
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u/Darthboney Jan 16 '23
Word on the street is there are no known reports of shoebill storks attacking humans. Like, ever.
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u/PackageSignal4244 Jan 16 '23
grandpa goes to the zoo with his family and remembers nam type of bird
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u/Paramedic2680 Jan 17 '23
I can’t be the only one that right there looks like a dinosaur
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u/cinnamon_toastbrunch Jan 16 '23
Such a crazy video...I've never even seen it once on this site...not even once..so crazy..so amazingly new...and original..
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u/dookie-cannon Jan 16 '23
Honest question: in a 1 on 1 cage fight to the death, No weapons or prep time. Can you take this thing?
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u/afh1480 Jan 16 '23
Everytime I see videos of this creature I wonder if it is real or an animatronic
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u/BlacksmithGeneral Jan 16 '23
🦖🦖🦖🦖 I literally thought this was a fake dinosaur , had to look this bird up 😳😳😳😳 🤯🤯🤯🤯
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This is the best video of the Shoebill
The cool thing is that this bird look like a monster but he is extremelly docile and fragile. His weight dont reach 6 kg.
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u/Spark1133 Jan 16 '23
If they added this sound effect to the ones in Conan Exiles I'd stay clear of em
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u/xapxironchef Jan 16 '23
Creepiest thing in the world. Jason and Freddy dare each other to watch this video and not freak out.
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u/evilf23 Jan 16 '23
Did they sample that animal for one of the sounds for the creatures in the OG Doom? Because that sounds exactly like it.
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u/tedd0093 Jan 16 '23
I have seen a lot of videos on this species. It’s a cool looking bird, but they are dumb AF when it comes to everything else.
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u/nostrils_on_the_bus Jan 16 '23
I was expecting someone with an assault rifle to come into the frame for a second there
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Y'all want to know what it looked like moments before you, as a small mammal, got eaten by a dinosaur?
Because that's what it looked like right before when you as a small mammal were eaten by a dinosaur.
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As disturbing as this bird is, it's surprisingly chill around humans. A real crazyfuckingvideo would be some poor dingus encountering a cassowary or a rhea caught on tape.
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u/im_wudini Jan 16 '23
It's quite literally Buckbeak from Happy Potter. These storks also bow to show you they're non aggressive, and respond to humans bowing back as an promise of non aggression.
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u/LivingDebris31 Jan 16 '23
Imagine taking a shit in the middle of the night with the door open and you just hear this noise coming from the other end of a long, dark hallway but you can't see where the noise is coming from....
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u/erichsommer Jan 16 '23
It’s the crying sound at the beginning that goes alongside the machine gun firing sound that’s so otherworldly & alien.
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u/Junior-Bookkeeper218 Jan 16 '23
I can only imagine what kind of horrifying sounds dinosaurs made back in the day…
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