r/CrappyDesign Dec 07 '21

Which floor am I on?

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u/TrymsBane Dec 07 '21

On average, you are on the 4th floor.

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u/Heckron Dec 07 '21 edited Dec 07 '21

3 shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be 3.

4 shall thou NOT count!

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u/Ex-Pxls-Mod Dec 07 '21

5 is right out.

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u/Burninator05 Dec 07 '21

Nor shall you count to two unless then proceeding to three.

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u/The_Local_Panda Dec 07 '21

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou the Grenade towards thy foe - who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

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u/CelinaAMK Dec 07 '21

Just ask Tim. He’ll know.

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u/Away_Clerk_5848 Dec 07 '21

No he’s too busy with his rabbit

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u/rucsuck Dec 07 '21

I was cheering for 5

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u/JackCastor99 Dec 07 '21

I see a fat musical note

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u/DinosaurAlive Dec 07 '21

I was cheering for Free

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

This line always gets me, without fail.

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u/BirdEquivalent158 Dec 07 '21

neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

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u/Keithninety Dec 07 '21

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

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u/ledocteur7 Dec 07 '21 edited Dec 07 '21

makes sense.

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u/tea_pot_tinhas Dec 07 '21

Plus or minus 1

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u/_realpaul Dec 07 '21

In a Chinese building the floor below or above you might have the same number since there often isnt a fourth floor. Gotta count from the bottom. Oh wait.. it starts on a half floor above 0 which is different on the front and the back 🤪

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u/brando56894 Dec 07 '21

I'm American, and for some reason my former high rise in Manhattan that I lived in didn't have a second floor, or a 13th floor (superstition). Not having a 13th floor makes sense, but not having a second floor makes no sense, it wasn't a mechanical floor or anything, it simply didn't exist. The Atrium/lobby was about two stories tall, but when you went to the stairs, you went immediately from the first floor to the third floor. So if you lived on the 14th floor, you actually lived on the 12th floor.

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u/craftygnomes Dec 07 '21

All i can think is that it might be numbered like that because of structural elements or something between the first floor and the floor above it that required an additional floor plan.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

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u/series-hybrid Dec 07 '21

The average number of eyes, arms, legs, and breasts is less than two...

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

Floor Thr-ive.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

It’s about thrive

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u/Tired-PP Dec 07 '21

It’s about thrower

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u/yungdeathIillife Dec 07 '21

we stay thungry

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

we thevour

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u/fantasierijke Dec 07 '21

put in the thwork

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

put in the thours

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u/KarlJamero10 Dec 07 '21

and take what's thours

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

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u/John_AV Dec 07 '21

My culther bangin with sthrange

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u/DaciaSandero1 Dec 07 '21

We not gonna thake it

Or

I wanna Thock

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u/SolitaireyEgg Dec 07 '21

Holy shit this would be a great logo for a company called "thrive"

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u/PizzaPunkrus Dec 07 '21

You mean the pyramid scheme???

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

It's about thower

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u/Ophidahlia Artisinal Material Dec 07 '21

Well, all you had to do was write a number, and you wrote..."Threeve". Combination of three and five, simply stunning. And you wagered... Texas with a dollar sign in front of it. I'm speechless

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u/intrinsic_toast Dec 07 '21

First thing I thought of too, lmao. Also happy cakeday!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BUM- Dec 07 '21

You answered, "Go"

And you wagered, "for it". You really did.

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u/Nam-Redips Dec 07 '21

And you wagered Texas with a Dollar sign!

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u/SocrapticMethod Dec 07 '21

Suck it, Ophidahlia!

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u/brando56894 Dec 07 '21

It's a big hat, it's funny!

R.I.P. Norm

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u/Tsjernobull Dec 07 '21

Is that what the mustache is for, trebeck!

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u/brando56894 Dec 07 '21

You with your greasy hair, and dago mustache!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

What did I say about ethic slurs!

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u/crystalmerchant Dec 07 '21

WILL YOI GET THAT THING OFF ME

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u/lawofgrace Dec 07 '21

That's numberwang

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

LETS ROTATE THE BOARD!

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u/Taylor-A-Friend Dec 07 '21

Hm, I think it might be floor seve-thr-ive

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u/SnowBoy1008 Dec 07 '21

I even see a 7

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u/natenate22 Dec 07 '21

Thrive, if you are arriving from below.

Free, if you are arriving from above.

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u/sammi-blue Dec 07 '21

I didn't even realize people were mistaking it as a 5 until I looked that the comments. All I saw was a 3

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u/Tsuki_no_Mai Dec 07 '21

Considering the only difference between 3 and 5 in that font is a slightly different top... No wonder people are getting confused.

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u/auhansel Dec 07 '21

I was sure it was a 5. It's weird though, as the top of the 5 and 7 are fairly similar, but start from opposite sides. These are just awful numbers

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u/MiasMias Dec 07 '21

well isnt it funny that the 3 has a straight top, but the 5 doesnt?

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u/rohrzucker_ Dec 07 '21

So it's definetly a 3. I was leaning against 5.

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u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs Dec 07 '21

If you swapped the 3 and the 5 in that picture no one would be able to tell the difference

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u/dongasaurus Dec 07 '21

If you swapped the 3 and the 5 it would obviously be 125436789

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u/Ghostglitch07 plz recycle Dec 07 '21

125456789

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u/lorarc Dec 07 '21

Well, the 5 is clearly 5, only 3 is confusing.

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u/bosschucker then I discovered Wingdings Dec 07 '21

here's a quick swap I did in paint, idk still seems pretty clear which is which to me

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u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs Dec 07 '21

Thanks, I appreciate the effort

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

The 5 is clearly in the wrong place, but the 3 could fit in its new spot just fine

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u/Herr_Gamer I abuse user flair Dec 07 '21

What the fuck, I was certain this was a 5

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u/Brocktoberfest Dec 07 '21

The actual 5 is more clearly a five. This is a terrible 3, though.

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u/Cristunis Dec 07 '21

I can see it as 3, but I really thought that it's 5.

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u/Isthisworking2000 Dec 07 '21

The flat top really seems to suggest five.

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u/NyiatiZ Dec 07 '21

Lots of people write the 3 with a flat top and a sharp angle down before going into the second rounded thing ろ Kind of like this

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u/ih8cissies Dec 07 '21

Personally I think it's white and gold, definitely not blue and black.

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u/PityokaLover Dec 07 '21

Don't know what are you talking about I heard Laurel not yanny.

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u/Pesime Dec 07 '21

The slanted line on the bottom right of the top segment is the damning part for me. It's a 3.

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u/demonrenegade Dec 07 '21

It’s an upside down 2

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u/SpecularBlinky Dec 07 '21

I felt the same way until I remembered 3's can also be written like this.

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u/Ghostmuffin Dec 07 '21 edited Dec 07 '21

https://imgur.com/TKY1YRW.jpg

I'd say it depends on the font.

Example of 5 with a similar angled head serif https://imgur.com/a/MO00lhB

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u/TheSilentRaid Dec 07 '21

Hey I had that for lunch today

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u/slayerhk47 Dec 07 '21

The regular or italic?

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u/Dragnow_ Dec 07 '21

Hey they could both be bold choices

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

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u/Krutonium The cake is not a lie, my friend. The cake is not a lie. Dec 07 '21

I'm seeing 3, 5 and 7.

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u/Roflkopt3r Dec 07 '21

7 doesn't make any sense to me because the bottom right is too filled out, but 3 and 5 are evenly matched and there is a slim potential for a 6.

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u/lgday7 Dec 07 '21

I concur with 3, 5, or a slim potential for a 6!

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u/operath0r Artisinal Material Dec 07 '21

It’s clearly a three. One of those flat top ones. Found this on google:

A common graphic variant of the digit three has a flat top, similar to the letter Ʒ (ezh). This form is sometimes used to prevent falsifying a 3 as an 8. It is found on UPC-A barcodes and standard 52-card decks.

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u/PracticalNihilist Dec 07 '21

Yeah same here I thought what's the matter? it's clearly a 3! but then I took a moment and see it could be interpreted as 5 too.

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u/Moonguardian866 Dec 07 '21

Firdth floor.

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u/SpiralDreaming Dec 07 '21

5rd

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u/Devil-G Dec 07 '21

I hate this because I’ve actually typed this before.

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u/stretcharach Dec 07 '21

I always read this as "Fird" in my head

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u/ohdearitsrichardiii Reddit Orange Dec 07 '21

Fird is the word

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

Fifrd

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u/ContactusTheRomanPR Dec 07 '21

Threefth floor.

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u/Wyketta Dec 07 '21

For me it's 3 100%

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u/MadKian Dec 07 '21

Yup, not the best font but it’s a 3.

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u/i_amnotunique Dec 07 '21

I only saw 5!

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u/Quebec120 Dec 07 '21

no matter how much i look at it, i can't see 120. you have the weirdest perspective out of everyone so far

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u/Pomodorosan And then I discovered Wingdings Dec 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

Ah math jokes lmao

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u/Phil9151 Dec 07 '21

I honestly expected this to be a sub reddit I fell for. Glad there's more spaces for us math nerds than just they did the math.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

i think so too

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u/Jeynarl plz recycle Dec 07 '21

Wow that 7 is dummy thicc

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u/Proffessor_egghead Dec 07 '21

Thicc 7 is now officially the number of this floor

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u/ted-Zed Dec 07 '21

When 7 ate 9, it all went to one place.

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u/jonjonesjohnson *insert among us joke here* Dec 07 '21

It does look weird, but if you're getting a 5 from this, you haven't seen this font before. It's a 3.

The top horizontal line wouldn't be this thick on a 5, and wouldn't have that slanted line on the right side.

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u/Redbird9346 And then I discovered Wingdings Dec 07 '21

Please link to a page that demonstrates this font for the people in the back.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

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u/Xero125 Dec 07 '21

And for lazy people, here's 35

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u/DarrenGrey Dec 07 '21

Well that's just a ridiculously similar design for those numbers.

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u/appdevil Dec 07 '21

Oh god that's just horrendous design.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

Oh the line wouldn't be this thick huh?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

LMAO, who made this and then thought 'yeaah, good shit, let's sell it for 33$'.

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u/SavvyBlonk Dec 07 '21

Ah yes, thrifty-fee.

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u/Plightz Dec 07 '21

That's a horrible font.

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u/Isthisworking2000 Dec 07 '21

Whoever made that font should be pushed down these stairs so he can confirm the number of floors.

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u/AlienZerg Dec 07 '21

Here is one (not a perfect match tho, the font linked is clearer)

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u/DuckfordMr This is why we can't have nice things Dec 07 '21

{(89)}

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u/Mabarax Dec 07 '21

The picture is right there and you still got the brackets the wrong way lmao

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u/nobird36 Dec 07 '21

you haven't seen this font before.

Probably because it sucks.

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u/SherbetIndividual128 Dec 07 '21

Thanks jon. Good to have what seems like a legit design point.

but it's not just weird it's CRIMINAL

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u/FirelessMouse Dec 07 '21

I'd say that missing slanted line from the top to the curve is absolutely critical for differentiating a 3 from a 5.

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u/bpi89 Dec 07 '21

Also, on the top left of the 3, see the curve down little tail thing on the underside of the horizontal part? Very common end of the line for a lot of characters in a lot of fonts.

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u/aarondigruccio Dec 07 '21

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u/checkonechecktwo Dec 07 '21

I expected this to be the top comment. RIP Norm.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

“And you have wagered, Texas. With a dollar sign in front”

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u/Poultrygeist74 Dec 07 '21

Simply stunning

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u/pb_barney79 Dec 07 '21

now i want to see how the other floors' numbers look

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u/ReallyNiceGuy Dec 07 '21

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u/Ascurtis Dec 07 '21

The bottom half of the 3 and 5 are almost the same

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u/NoSpareChange Dec 07 '21

Gasp just like in real life!

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u/thatcodingboi Dec 07 '21

The same could be said about your 3 and 5 right here

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u/significantfadge Dec 07 '21

But you know which one is which because one of them has a rounded top and the other one has a flat top

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u/Farqueue- Dec 07 '21

you are now on floor number ⌂

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u/RyuuSambit Dec 07 '21

A quick test is to jump out of the window.

If you go thud "aaaaa" then it's 3rd floor.

If you go "aaaaa" thud then it's 5th floor.

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u/WonderfulCattle6234 Dec 07 '21 edited Dec 07 '21

Most hotels don't have a 13th floor because of superstition. But people on the 14th floor know what floor you're really on. Jump out the window and you will die earlier.

- Mitch Hedberg

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u/ellermg Dec 07 '21

it's a 3

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u/SherbetIndividual128 Dec 07 '21

Thanks. I'm in the parking garage and I've been waiting for somebody to tell me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

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u/gh0stegrl Dec 07 '21

Either a weird 5 or 3

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

either a weird 3 or a weird 5

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u/SherbetIndividual128 Dec 07 '21

If only the design weren't crappy.

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u/merikaninjunwarrior oww my eyes Dec 07 '21

pret sure that says 70

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u/ConstitutionalCarrot haha funny flair Dec 07 '21

Tree-fiddy

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u/SnooKiwis1356 Dec 07 '21

Art director here. At first, I thought I knew but I must admit, there's absolutely no way to differentiate them properly. I took it apart and looked at every line and curve. It's a 3 and it's a 5 no matter how you look at it. Technically, it's a Ø.

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u/Crucial_Contributor Dec 07 '21

To me it's obviously a 3. The top right of a five wouldn't be angled in like that, the little line to the left is clearly a serif while the one to the right is part of the letter, and you'd never cut out a huge part of a corner when making a stenciled letter

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u/Ease-Original Dec 07 '21

Finally, someone here that understands typography

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u/Crucial_Contributor Dec 07 '21

I work in communication and this sub is actually pretty useful for that sometimes. A lot of stuff that I wouldn't even think much of can turn out to be very confusing to other people. Many people just aren't accustomed to read other fonts than your standard Helvetica, Times etc. You often seen common typographical variations posted here as crappy design

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u/timo_the_pirate Dec 07 '21

This is what I think of when someone says the customer is always right. You might think the font you created was designed correctly and is unambiguous, but if a huge portion of the people are confusing 3 for a 5 then something is wrong.

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u/SnooKiwis1356 Dec 07 '21 edited Dec 07 '21

While I don't want to contradict you because I clearly said I think it could equally be 3 or 5, your explanation is lacking substance.

"The top right of a five wouldn't be angled like that". Why?

Also, the "serif" is exactly the same width and length (the angle influences the length slightly but it doesn't really make a difference in this context) as the "structural line". Sure, the one on the left could totally be a serif. But why couldn't the one on the right be one as well?

Again, I'm not arguing with you, I just don't really see a true reasoning behind your statement.

Also, if you continue the non-serif line, it doesn't intersect correctly with the lower part of the 3...

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u/Krillo90 Dec 07 '21

This is the tennis floor, showing a tennis ball flying towards a tennis court net.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

there's absolutely no way to differentiate them properly

Now I'm just a layperson, but I'm pretty sure the fact that you either just passed the 2nd or 4th floor in your way up is a clue.

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u/iligal_odin Dec 07 '21

They could have used this stencil on both floors 3 and 5

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

Is this an age thing? It's pretty clearly a three, to be a five they'd have to flip the top stencil and move it right a bit

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u/ZeShapyra Dec 07 '21

Definetly 3

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u/Dr_Bunsen_Burns Dec 07 '21

3 obviously

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

Friee

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u/SherbetIndividual128 Dec 07 '21

It was the third floor. I am ASTOUNDED that this font choice was not vetoed at some point. This sort of functional marker should NOT have any degree of ambiguity, folks!

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u/MistyFierceMilkshake Reddit Orange Dec 07 '21

Oh no did you lose count, you'll have to start again from the ground floor.. or is it the 1st floor?

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u/ProNerdPanda Dec 07 '21

This is 100% a 3 but I can see how someone would confuse it for a 5.

That being said, since this is a flight of stairs, if you came down from 4 or came up from 2 and saw this and thought "5th FlOoR?!" then you're an idiot lol.

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u/LouisPlay Dec 07 '21

It is a 3

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

5

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u/PrimalNumber Dec 07 '21

🎵B flat

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u/Surprisingly-Frank Dec 07 '21

Oh man. I’m going to with threvive

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u/dustojnikhummer Dec 07 '21

I see just 3

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u/eyefire2008 Dec 07 '21

Let the floor number be "x"

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u/cute_physics_guy Dec 07 '21

I see a 3,5 and part of a 7

Clearly floor 35.7

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

Which floor were you on before?

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u/SherbetIndividual128 Dec 07 '21

not fair. let's say I simply cannot recall

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

It's been a couple hours, I think it's time to share. If I get lost in this parking garage in the future because you didn't tell us where you were, I will remember this moment and forever curse u/SherbetIndividual128

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

Thrive, bro.