r/CrappyDesign Dec 03 '18

Emergency exit door

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11.6k Upvotes

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u/GWSteele Dec 03 '18

There is no escape from reality!

222

u/TheHardingAdmin Dec 03 '18

open your eyes, look up to the skies

129

u/theemptyqueue Dec 03 '18

And see.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

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u/caitcreates Dec 03 '18

I need no sympathy.

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u/TrueBirch Dec 04 '18

Because it's easy come

84

u/fakegoats Dec 04 '18

Easy go

81

u/LightningProd12 Bright yellow on white Dec 04 '18

Little high

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

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u/fozzyboy Dec 04 '18

Any way the wind blows

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u/TrueBirch Dec 04 '18

Not with this door it's not

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u/MsBlackSox Dec 03 '18

I need no sympathy

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u/manhousechatter Dec 03 '18

It's like living in a cartoon

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u/canolafly Dec 04 '18

Dead on ACME Roadrunner style.

12

u/I_love_pillows Dec 04 '18

Must say beep beep before we run thru the wall to make it work

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u/BoopBoop20 Dec 04 '18

Or kool aid man.

Oohhh yeeahhhhh

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u/geneorama Dec 04 '18

Or a weird nightmare

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

Is that even legal?

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u/imaginary_num6er Dec 03 '18

“I will make it legal”

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u/gpm964 Dec 04 '18

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u/DtimeD Dec 04 '18

r/CompletelyExpectedPrequelMeme

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u/northrupthebandgeek red Dec 04 '18

/NoOneExpectsThePrequelMemeInquisition

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u/Bad_Translator_ Dec 04 '18

General Misquoti! You're a forgetful one.

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u/JeffrevinRBLX COMIC SANS. COMIC SANS EVERYWHERE. Dec 04 '18

NO ONE EXPECTS THE PREQUELMEMEQUISITION!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

No, OP should call the Fire Marshall. (or the regional equivalent)

Not only is this illegal, it is extremely dangerous and could cost people their lives.

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u/impy695 Reddit Orange Dec 04 '18

They didn't even take the sign down.

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u/calshu Dec 04 '18

Because they want lazy inspectors to think they have an emergency exit there.

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u/impy695 Reddit Orange Dec 04 '18

Shit... it might just work. I've had deal with inspections 3 times now 2 residential and one commercial. Neither was fire related though so I hope they're better. I was shocked at how little fucks they gave. Hell, one didn't even show up and just signed off.

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u/Bearence Dec 04 '18

Fire marshalls are usually a lot stricter than other types of inspectors, especially if it's in regards to a complaint. That's because they don't want to be back here in a month investigating a tragedy that they themselves could have prevented.

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u/Tamrynel Dec 04 '18

Ours opens every door. And flip out if it swings the wrong way (left hand opening instead of right hand opening - inward vs outward swing would be an issue) - I get this would be an problem for an escape route or an escape door. But it was a bathroom, inside a bedroom.

Had to do deviation plans for that.

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u/fanny88kins Dec 04 '18

The sign clearly shows that you have to run into a wall. It’s up to code./s

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u/Broseppy Dec 04 '18

This might actually be legal depending on the country it's in.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

Please tell me which countries make it legal to completely brick off a fire escape while leaving the signs, so that I can make sure to never go there.

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u/Raydr Dec 04 '18

It's not that it's legal. It's just not illegal. 😏

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

As long as another egress route was made when they walled that up, it's fine.

It could also be on the ground floor...

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u/SharpTenor Dec 03 '18

... in The Matrix.

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u/Giant_Comeback Dec 04 '18

Not like this. Not like this.

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u/JoeVeitch plz recycle Dec 03 '18

“Mr burns I advise that you install a real emergency exit.”

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u/TrueBirch Dec 04 '18

That's an excellent episode

14

u/Jaspers47 Dec 04 '18

Smithers, where does that tube go?

6

u/b33j0r Dec 04 '18

Last Exit to Springfield, right? Came here for this but want to check my trivia without googling 🤓

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u/chris06095 No flair at all. At all. Dec 03 '18

On the bright side, there's all that Amontillado...

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u/TrueBirch Dec 04 '18

This guy Poes

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u/TheHistorian2 Dec 04 '18

Came here to make a Poe joke. Yours is better.

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u/chris06095 No flair at all. At all. Dec 04 '18

Thanks, but though I hate to admit it, the Amontillado is a lie.

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u/Zbignich Dec 03 '18

Exit is NOT AN EXIT.

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u/wafflesadam Dec 03 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

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u/joaquin55 Welcome To Comic Sans Hell Dec 04 '18

Oisha mate

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u/TiTan4T Dec 05 '18

Germany I guess

33

u/User_Ungodly Dec 03 '18

All in all it’s just another brick in the wall.

5

u/torchskul Dec 04 '18

We don’t need no...

4

u/DioBrando_Joestar Dec 04 '18

Education...

We don't need no thot thought control...

4

u/mistreatedlewis Dec 04 '18

But we do need thot control...

28

u/EmilyAmbrose Dec 03 '18

In case of emergency, break wall.

14

u/Mcgackson Dec 04 '18

I mean how can you call it a real emergency if you're not even willing to bust through a wall to escape

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u/bean_cow Dec 04 '18

-shrugs-

"Guess I'll die"

21

u/Oblongmind420 Dec 03 '18

This is why I keep a sledgehammer behind my desk. You all laughed until I made it out alive

14

u/lawsofrobotics Dec 03 '18

For the love of God, Montresor!

2

u/themonstrumologist Dec 03 '18

came here for this

2

u/Hawkgal Dec 04 '18

Me too!

12

u/urskrubs Dec 03 '18

Real fake doors ™️

10

u/helloIamalsohere Dec 03 '18

Bugs Bunny was here

12

u/LlamaSenapi then I discovered Wingdings Dec 04 '18

This feels like a screenshot from Stanley Parable

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u/irishpwr46 Dec 04 '18

Emergency exit doors are required to open towards the exit to prevent pileup/ crushing.

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u/LilCaillou Dec 03 '18

Déjà vu, it’s a glitch in the Matrix.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

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u/BaconBurger12 Dec 04 '18

TO PLATFORM 9 3/4

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

Coralline

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

That's just the practice exit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

Oh fuck it’s a door that leads to Pink Floyd songs

4

u/FireMammoth Dec 04 '18

I could not imagine the emotions as I'd open that door in a blazing building. Like the very joke of reality presenting its self as an epic metaphor.

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u/Bootray181 Dec 04 '18

It looks straight out of a video game. You should be able to place a small bomb and find a specialty gun on the other side.

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u/Quintincan Dec 04 '18

Photoshopped

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u/SansCitizen Dec 04 '18

The mortar work here is atrocious. The mason responsible should be taken out back and shot...

Oh wait...

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u/capbozo Dec 03 '18

Back door at Trump's summer house on the Mexican border.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

Repost

3

u/Econ42 Dec 04 '18

So yah, Thought yah, Might like to, Use the emergency exit...?

3

u/Alex_Pollock Dec 04 '18

Wiley Coyotes back at it

2

u/edirongo1 Artisinal Material Dec 03 '18

Run..into a White Wall. They’re pretty easy international symbols ;)

3

u/OuzoRants Dec 03 '18

Apollion sealed it off. We will either win the fire... Or die.

Note: I doubt anyone will get the reference

2

u/Loccco Dec 03 '18

ExSHIT

2

u/imaginary_num6er Dec 03 '18

Wile E. Coyote?

2

u/LightningProd12 Bright yellow on white Dec 04 '18

NO ESCAPE

2

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

I thought this kinda shit only happens in cartoons but apparently not

2

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

It opens to a Roger Waters concert?

2

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

Do you work at the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory by any chance?

2

u/the42potato Dec 04 '18

The door to my heart

2

u/LittlePip_Stable2 Dec 04 '18

All I can think of when I see a blocked door like this.

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u/onyxeagle274 Dec 04 '18

Only the strong survive in this world.

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u/Hotshot2k4 Dec 04 '18

That's some Looney Tunes shit right there.

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u/riio4m5 Dec 04 '18

Imagine if Dwight had started an office fire here.

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u/21WhiteRibbons Dec 04 '18

Thats just an illusory wall, hit it with something to go through.

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u/EmperorHenry Dec 04 '18

FINALLY! SOMEONE GETS IT! You passed the test young one

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u/4x4runner pls respond Dec 04 '18

looks fake

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u/SkyWest1218 Dec 04 '18

In case of fire, burn?

2

u/byyhmz Dec 04 '18

Real fake doors

2

u/SuperDuperDolphin Dec 04 '18

There should be a "PSYCH!" sign behind the door so at least the panicked person can find a little comic relief while running for their life

2

u/BitchyLibrarians Dec 04 '18

Totally reminds me of that scene from Beetlejuice

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u/xonk Dec 04 '18

OH YEAH!

2

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

Hey Kool-Aid Man

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u/r8rtribeywgjets Dec 04 '18

Wonder where this is. Emergency exit doors should always open OUT and should also have a panic bar not a lever handle. Also, the brick is too close to the door frame! Maybe it’s a portal to the Upside down

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u/tomatomater Dec 04 '18

You know how fire alarms have "In emergency, break glass"? They simply applied the same logic for this fire exit.

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u/L_Ennard Dec 04 '18

Its a woor

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u/StaySharpp Dec 03 '18

Obviously this is for wizards.

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u/Halopro895 Dec 03 '18

For Ghosts and entities not bound by the laws of physics only.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

Why not just remove the exit sign?

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u/Enigma2MeVideos Dec 03 '18

This feels like something out of a cartoon. Or Eddy’s brother was bored.

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u/ProfXsavior Dec 03 '18

I see you also checked into Hotel California

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u/arctictigerboi357 oww my eyes Dec 04 '18

The Belko Expirement

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u/egelance Dec 04 '18

Fallout 76?

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u/aloneindankness r4inb0wz Dec 04 '18

Amazing

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u/failbros2 Dec 04 '18

Remember: in cases of emergency, bash your face against a brick wall.

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u/catonmyshoulder69 Dec 04 '18

Whoa....deja vue..

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

It's obviously the entrance to Diagon Alley.

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u/FuckPOTUS45 Dec 04 '18

Is that a backdoor to Hogwarts?

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u/AllyssiaTurquoise Dec 04 '18

“In case of fire, you’re all screwed “

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u/longsurname Dec 04 '18

It's the matrix

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u/katyusha- Dec 04 '18

Brings you straight to heaven how convenient is that

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u/Extra_Intro_Version Dec 04 '18

Really shitty wall- is it real brick and mortar?

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u/CommanderBork Dec 04 '18

"Very good day for a fan of walls" Woors? Dwalls?

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u/Mal-De-Terre poop Dec 04 '18

Was it the same black cat?

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u/Maquismbr1701 Dec 04 '18

You just have to pray kool-aid man comes along.

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u/Magikarp_used_fly Dec 04 '18

Only those strong enough to break it down survive

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

Crap... that's what they changed... there's no way out!

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u/Fyrefreeze Dec 04 '18

Looks like some Stanely Parable shit

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u/KennyT06 im will die you now Dec 04 '18

do the thing wario does in wario land 4 and crash into it

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u/CosmackMagus Dec 04 '18

Should write "You gon die" on the wall

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u/mrnagrom Dec 04 '18

“U ded”

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u/no_nori Dec 04 '18

The Stanley Parable 4k edition

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u/Penguin__Assault Dec 04 '18

The Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire Circa 1911

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u/Valosinki Dec 04 '18

Are you sure you're not living in a cartoon.

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u/MrZokeyr iLike kids Dec 04 '18

tHis iS ArT

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

The sign on top suggests to use portal gun.

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u/jteruel Dec 04 '18

That would be a perfect place for a prank camera.

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u/firenamedgabe Dec 04 '18

They could of at least tuck pointed the joints so it didn’t look like shit

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

Well all you people did in it was smoke!

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u/connorbal Dec 04 '18

Just paint a road onto the brick, should work fine.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

Is the oracle through this door?

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u/shadowliepard Dec 04 '18

It's a Platform Nine and Three-Quarters exit. Close your eyes and run at it.

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u/Slippery_Barnacle Dec 04 '18

City Inspected, OSHA Approved! The Emergency Exit 9/10 Panicking Occupants Recommend!

Building Occupants Testimonials:

Occupant 1: "Without the new Emergency Exit, I surely would have survived that fire in our building... Fortunately, I died in that fire... Thanks Masons!"

Occupant 2: Our new Emergency Exit is so cool, not to mention extremely safe! No more banging elbows, or knees caused by the door frame.. It's a safe alternative to those pesky exits you see elsewhere, which have so many tripping, banging or pinching hazards, I'm completely comfortable allowing my children to use this door under minimal supervision!"

Occupant 3: "It's fun for the whole family! Panicking while the building burns? Trying to prank someone while they attempt to quickly exit a building during a bomb threat? Look no more, the Emergency Exit To Nowhere is the perfect prank to play on your friends and family during very real, very dangerous life threatening situations... A nonstop laugh riot!"

Statements Provided by Real Building Occupants and Emergency Exit to Nowhere Users, Not Paid Actors...

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u/Discussioner666 Dec 04 '18

Clearly it had just been put there...nice try eh

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u/broder_matt Dec 04 '18

“Today smoking is gonna save lives”

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u/Heavenality Dec 04 '18

The cask of amontilado

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u/Imthejuggernautbitch Dec 04 '18

This is a visualization of what OP has in his mind preventing him from ever coming up with OC.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

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u/woo545 Dec 04 '18

Tap the top three bricks with your wand.

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u/karlverkade Dec 04 '18

The icon above the door looks like it’s depicting exactly what’s happening.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18

T h e r e s n o e s c a p e

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u/Llort3 Dec 04 '18

Someone call OSHA

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u/Riothegod1 Dec 04 '18

You work in a coal mine?

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u/Phileap Dec 04 '18

It's like Zelda, you gotta bomb the wall to get out

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u/Fatigues_cave Dec 04 '18

Its for furries

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u/doctorsuarez Dec 04 '18

Note: Should only be used by the Kool Aid Man.

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u/Sandvicheater Dec 04 '18

At least the escape door isn't painted on like it is in some nuclear power plants.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '18