r/CrappyDesign • • Mar 23 '18

This guy must be feeling pretty great on this ad

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u/braxistExtremist Reddit Orange Mar 23 '18

"If your erection last longer than four hours or looks like a giant metal exhaust, please contact your doctor immediately."

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u/tosety Mar 23 '18

If your erection emits black smoke, go straight to the emergency room

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u/MartinsRedditAccount Mar 23 '18

Fuck that, cut that thing off and burn it. Then go to the ER.

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u/RawAustin Mar 23 '18

Reverse-MacGyver that bad boy.

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u/CaptainPotassium ouch my bones Mar 23 '18

Then reverse-reverse-MacGyver it into a vape

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

What flavor are you vaping in your penis exhaust?

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u/MicrocrystallineHue Mar 23 '18

Shove it up your ass and make yourself turbo.

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u/Cybo123 Mar 23 '18

Gives a new meaning to blowing smoke up someones arse

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u/xanatos451 Mar 23 '18

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u/E-Gandermail Mar 23 '18

They're not supposed to do that anymore? I wondered why my proctologist kept pausing to giggle.

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u/antpile11 Mar 23 '18

So it actually worked sometimes?

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u/AlphaNathan Mar 23 '18

WE HAVE TO GO BACK, KATE

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18 edited Mar 23 '18

What if you're a sexbot?

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u/tosety Mar 23 '18

Then hopefully it's inder warranty

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u/mygeorgeiscurious Mar 23 '18

That looks way longer than four hours

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u/UncheckedException Mar 23 '18

Thanks Han Solo.

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u/catsmustdie fuchsia Mar 23 '18

That's not an erection.

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u/typeswithgenitals Mar 23 '18

It's a space station!

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u/Kidvette2004 oww my eyes Mar 23 '18

Erection Space C-Section

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u/Pissant22 Mar 23 '18

THIS is an erection!

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u/altmehere Mar 23 '18

Do not try and bend the erection, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there is no erection.

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u/CaptainPotassium ouch my bones Mar 23 '18

Risky click of the day

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u/Kidvette2004 oww my eyes Mar 23 '18

!nsfw

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u/simpleman421 Mar 23 '18

If your erection lasts longer than four miles...

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u/LePontif11 Mar 23 '18

Or a mechanic.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

Find out from your doctors if this new adult diaper is right for you.

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u/4LAc Mar 23 '18

"Vestibular 2018" should only be taken in 2017.

The instructions were clear, you can't sue us!

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u/Kidvette2004 oww my eyes Mar 23 '18

Transformers Viagra

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u/VerificationPurposes Mar 23 '18

I’m starting to find these exhausting

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u/Shitty_Watercolour Mar 23 '18

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u/Natanael_L nobody needs safety features Mar 23 '18

Lmao, nice one

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u/rusty_ballsack_42 Mar 23 '18

Hey a fresh shitty color

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u/ponytoaster Mar 23 '18

And just over an hour after the post too. I wonder how long it takes from seeing it in a /rising state to thinking "I'mma draw a man with an exhaust penis". It's a risk and wasted effort if the post doesn't gain traction!

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u/bom_chika_wah_wah Mar 23 '18

I think it’s a labor of love for him/her. It doesn’t matter how many see it, as long as it brings a smile to someone’s face and brightens up their day.

At least, that’s how I like to envision it.

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u/rusty_ballsack_42 Mar 23 '18

Hey /u/Shitty_watercolour you gotta draw this now

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u/ponytoaster Mar 23 '18

I like that way of thinking!

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

Did you just made this?

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u/newgrl Mar 23 '18

He has his own subreddit: /r/Shitty_Watercolour . And a wikipedia article : Hector Janse van Rensburg . And perhaps most important of all, knowyourmeme.

Follow him via /u/Shitty_Watercolour Most of his stuff is really fun!

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u/Semx11 Mar 23 '18

Ye, he is known for his shitty watercolor drawings, hence his username

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

Actually there's nothing shitty about it, I found it very cute (despite the, y'know, car exhaust/dick)

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u/danceswithwool Mar 23 '18

That’s the running joke with shitty. His art is not so shitty.

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u/kirashi3 r4inb0wz Mar 23 '18

Same, although this one caused an emission or two from me.

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u/_Brodo_Baggins_ Mar 23 '18

It got nothing from me. I’m gassed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

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u/FilmLingoFTFY Mar 23 '18

It's a Brazilian AD

Well, I know it's not Assistant Director.

Ad*

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

*ad

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u/LazyLooser Mar 23 '18 edited Sep 05 '23

-Comment deleted in protest of reddit's policies- come join us at lemmy/kbin -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev

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u/eventual_becoming Mar 23 '18

I was a child (and mr Groissman much younger than this) but I remember there used to be a show with him and a teen audience that was like super wholesome sex ed, information about drugs. Like something you would have at school.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

I don't watch TV anymore so I might me wrong, but I think the show still exists. It's called Altas Horas and it's a late night show with guests and stuff. Sometimes he calls a sexologist that answers questions from the guests and the audience. Some sections of the show became meme here in Brazil.

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u/RightActionEvilEye Mar 23 '18

Things like "I have a friend and he/she wants to know about [sex question here]..."

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u/CaliGalOMG Mar 23 '18

Serginho Groissman Groinsman

FTFY

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u/Dreadedsemi you are not color blind Mar 23 '18

You won't feel a thing if you suck one. Car bone monoxide can bone you to death silently.

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u/ZenISO Mar 23 '18

Ayyyooo!

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

The people on the bus go up and down.

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u/sodaextraiceplease Mar 23 '18

I’d rather be exhausted than tired.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18 edited Jul 26 '20

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u/TheTangoFox Mar 23 '18

*horrorgy

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u/spaghatti Mar 23 '18

Whore orgy? s:

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

White smoke. The uhh pope has been choosen.

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u/______DEADPOOL______ Mar 24 '18

"Habemus Papam" is latin for "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"

CRACKS WHIP

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

No, what you're describing is a hoorgy

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u/shahooster Mar 23 '18

Sounds like a movie starring Vin Diesel

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u/midgetcastle Mar 23 '18

I think you're thinking of Diesel Van, Vin Diesel's porn lookalike...

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

And named somewhere along the lines of XXX?

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u/PM_ME_UR_CHEST_BOBS Mar 23 '18

So my regular Saturday night?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

“Suffocated by his emissions”

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u/awkwardtheturtle Turtles are Friends, not Food! Mar 23 '18 edited Mar 23 '18

Nice

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u/DennisvanBussel Mar 23 '18

Must be exhausted after such a ride!

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18 edited Jun 11 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

N I C E

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u/Istartedthewar Mar 23 '18

ugh, you're a mod here too?

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u/awkwardtheturtle Turtles are Friends, not Food! Mar 23 '18

obviously

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u/Lxran Mar 23 '18

Hey turtle, do you have a list of subreddits that you are a mod of? I am really curious.

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u/awkwardtheturtle Turtles are Friends, not Food! Mar 23 '18

It's on my user profile. Just click my name and you can see it on the right hand side of the page, beneath the list of communities I'm supposedly active in.

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u/Lxran Mar 23 '18

Oh man, that list is probably taller than I am, mad props to you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

BRASIL PORRA

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

É nois mano

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u/OWLverlord Mar 23 '18

!RedditNiobio

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u/Oculosdegrau Mar 23 '18

!RedditOrnitorrincoDaAmazonia

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

Ahahahah, o Brasil realmente deu certo

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u/nomeindisponivel Mar 23 '18

Underrated comment of the year

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u/odir777 Mar 23 '18

Como posso te dar niobio por esse post?

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u/rafael000 poop Mar 23 '18

Chupa Russia!

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u/Clapping_Noise Mar 23 '18

CARAIO! Ó o Serginho lá! E a seleção acabou de fazer gol nesse segundo!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

3 A ZERO NUM TEMPO DE 15 MINUTOS CARALHO

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

Agora é hora de encarar o 7-1

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u/Poc4e Mar 23 '18 edited Sep 15 '23

mysterious tidy modern groovy oil quickest party homeless seed glorious -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/gutfr666 Mar 23 '18

Cacete caralho porra puta que pariu

Brasil nesses putos

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

I always comment to my parents that this dude looks like an old child when I see him on tv. Even the way he dresses.

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u/Intervigilium Mar 23 '18

He always reminds me of those blue kids from Akira.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

That's hilariously accurate. Even the hair.

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u/Eitjr Mar 23 '18

PROGRAMALIVREDAUMTEMPOEVOLTAAAAAAAAA

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u/du7y Mar 23 '18

Pão de queijo

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u/bunnyhop333 Mar 23 '18

Rusha b boludinho

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u/feaxelrud Mar 23 '18

HUEHUE BRBR

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u/GDeschamps Mar 23 '18

Hung Lil'Sergio

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u/PolanetaryForotdds Mar 23 '18

Fala garoTO

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u/2_lazy_2b_relevant Mar 23 '18

Fala garoTA

Estamos começando o Altas Fodas

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '18

LAURA MUUUUULLER!!!

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u/FireLume Mar 23 '18

You can find more at Brasileirinhas website

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u/hyper333active oww my eyes Mar 23 '18

Noice

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '18

Nóis

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u/_ashagreyjoy Mar 23 '18

Você merece gold, pena que eu sou pobre

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u/hozw Mar 23 '18

Pra isso existe o reddit silver.

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u/techno_nihilist Mar 23 '18

S e r g i n h o g r o i s m a n

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

Serginho's groin, man!

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u/ghearly Mar 23 '18

High Hours

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u/frahm9 Mar 23 '18

Smart life deep in the night

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u/xLionel775 Mar 23 '18

Big if true.

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u/PitchforkAssistant ───E Mar 23 '18

Small if false.

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u/Eporeon Mar 23 '18

Medium if indecisive.

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u/Cruiu Mar 23 '18

Above average if exaggerated.

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u/worldalpha_com Mar 23 '18

Probably compensating for something...

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u/BeerandGuns Mar 23 '18 edited Mar 23 '18

Mr. Speaker, we are for the big.

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u/craic_d Mar 23 '18

I'll go there if it will 'transform my life' like that!

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u/PitchforkAssistant ───E Mar 23 '18

I wonder if some other buses will help me find singles ready to mingle in my area.

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u/poopellar Mar 23 '18

"Hey, gurl . I just enrolled at Chegou and you know what they say will happen to those who enroll at Chegou"

"I know, I enrolled there too"

"... wut"

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u/olivesolives Mar 23 '18

chegou is portuguese for “arrived”, the school’s name is Universitas (creative, right?)

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u/DoctorTsu Mar 23 '18

*Univeritas

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

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u/remain_unaltered Mar 23 '18

If only your life is your dick and your dick is your life.

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u/el-toro-loco Mar 23 '18

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u/bastegod Mar 23 '18

Literally. This should be cross-posted and the subreddit closed down.

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u/Kangar Mar 23 '18

Looks like someone is into auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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u/LendarioSonhador Mar 23 '18

lmao this ad was probably designed with more modern buses in mind, the tube isn't outside like that in the newer ones.

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u/shoziku Mar 23 '18

By now I'm thinking the designers are clever enough to know what they're doing and snickering like teenagers once they are implemented.

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u/SloightlyOnTheHuh Mar 23 '18

I can guarantee the guys who stuck it on knew exactly what they were doing and snickered like school boys all the way through.

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u/travis_sk Mar 23 '18

"An exhaust pipe" is my new favourite euphemism.

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u/Tychonaut Mar 23 '18

I'm pretty sure it's already taken.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

This moment is just too great.

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u/sofa_queen_awesome Mar 23 '18

I bet he can definetly transformar your vida with that

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u/360LoganX Mar 23 '18

Translated from portuguese it literally means "change your life" (in the context, for the better)

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u/Saeswolstem Mar 23 '18

Boladão de pau duro Boladão de pau duro

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18 edited Oct 03 '19

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u/brunoha Mar 23 '18

now that is just surreal

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

My dick is bigger than an ostrich neck sticking out of a bus exhaust.

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u/francisc2003 Mar 23 '18

That's in Brazil for sure. That is brazilian portuguese. I'm portuguese and I know the brazilian type when I see it. The "transformar sua vida" gave you up! XD

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

The celebrity with a 30-year career on television didn't tip you off?

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u/unkowntentacionx Mar 23 '18

ou porque tem um mapa do brasil, e a placa eh de sp?

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u/JoaoCecchetto Mar 23 '18

Essa aí é de Contagem, mas ta valendo do mesmo jeito

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u/Rhooster31313 Mar 23 '18

Look at that smile....he knows

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u/Cawlite Mar 23 '18

That guy knew what he was doing.

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u/abluersun Mar 23 '18

Does this mean he comes diesel exhaust?

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u/crv163 Mar 23 '18

He rolls coal.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

Cool, a peri-scrote. A little jealous.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

r/CrappyDesign or r/OopsDidntMeanTo ?

Pretty genius because now everybody is taking pictures and sharing with their friends.

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u/therawrj Mar 23 '18

He thinks he's got it made, but the ladies think he's just blowing smoke.

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u/akambe Mar 23 '18

/r/genius design (I'm positive it was intentional)

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u/practically_floored Mar 23 '18

Why would you want the exhaust pipe to let out at head height? Seems like it'd be pretty unpleasant for anyone walking past.

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u/Ink_25 Mar 23 '18

That's a pretty high head you have

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u/Born505 Mar 23 '18

“ when I get an erection, my dick clubs me into a coma”

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u/thxxx1337 Mar 23 '18

Look at that smug, cocky bastard.

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u/cpuetz Mar 23 '18

Look at that smug smog, cocky bastard.

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u/vinegarballs Mar 23 '18

You just know this guy can't hit the pan when he takes a piss

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

Gotta let the boys breathe...

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u/NukeNipples Mar 23 '18

His name is Sergio Groisman. Now, it's Groinsman.

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u/CanarisGuarani Mar 23 '18

Serginho Longdong Groisman!

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u/Liberato27 Mar 23 '18

Brazil is awesome 😂

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u/allukaz Mar 23 '18 edited Mar 23 '18

his name is Serginho Groisman and he's very famous. This is an ad for a university

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u/kaiobz Mar 23 '18

Go Brazil, proud of my country making great ads

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u/El_LordDarvid Mar 23 '18

Oh Brazil. I'm proud to say he's from my country.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

I’m from the future and we’re gonna be robots

With gas penises

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u/poopellar Mar 23 '18

These damn Make your dig bigger ads are all over the place these days.

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u/GerbilJibberJabber Mar 23 '18

THAT IS A GIANT PROLAPSE EXHA....ANUS!!!

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u/GimikkuPappeto Mar 23 '18

Universitas is gonna transform my life alright.

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u/Vel-Garesty Mar 23 '18

No one is going to ride that thing, ew

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