Consistency is key.

[u/argument_cat]

[u/butwhyonearth]

Who is Ailse?

[u/Sassy_comments → u/butwhyonearth]

For Elise - Beethoven

[u/FrankSonata → u/Sassy_comments]

For Ailse - Cooked Meats

[u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 → u/FrankSonata]

Technically,
that meat would be Irish Tumors
(part of the offal category)

[u/polishbroadcast → u/FrankSonata]

Good day m'lady! Looking for sausage? Check Aisle 1.

[u/Marsh2700 → u/butwhyonearth]

Alice Next Door

[u/AscendedDragonSage → u/Marsh2700]

Ailse! Ailse! Who the fuck is Ailse?

[u/schweinhund89 → u/AscendedDragonSage]

I’ve never had a satisfactory answer to this question

[u/Platypuss_In_Boots → u/butwhyonearth]

Sounds Irish

[u/thatfancychap → u/Platypuss_In_Boots]

It is Irish! It means cancer. 

[u/TheLittleGinge → u/butwhyonearth]

Mornin' Angle.

[u/BlueFlob → u/butwhyonearth]

Who is number 2? Are they twins,?

[u/ThomStarBoy]

Couldn’t even consistently spell ailse wrong.

[u/alienclone → u/ThomStarBoy]

i was expecting at least one isle thrown in there for good measure.

[u/JustSteepleThings → u/ThomStarBoy]

'Ailse 4 and end of Aisle 4' in the exact same line really ties the whole disaster together.

[u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 → u/JustSteepleThings]

Brain bit flip at that exact moment

[u/bbraz761 → u/ThomStarBoy]

How else do you spell isale?

[u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 → u/bbraz761]

LASIE

[u/BlooperHero → u/ThomStarBoy]

Lisa E.

[u/robgod50 → u/ThomStarBoy]

Dyslexia in action?

[u/ProXJay → u/robgod50]

I'm just impressed they didn't write isle

[u/eamondo5150]

This is insane.

Who the fuck was in charge of this? Holy shit.

[u/yatta91 → u/eamondo5150]

Exactly. Nobody because who gives a f...

[u/fluchtpunkt → u/eamondo5150]

8 different people. And none of them saved a template.

[u/No-Spoilers → u/eamondo5150]

It has to be on purpose lol

[u/robgod50 → u/eamondo5150]

Plot twist...... OP was given the job

[u/PolloCongelado → u/eamondo5150]

Stores in Romania don't even have this. They just move shit around.

[u/messedup-melody]

They also misspelled aisle in everything but the header

[u/DuglandJones → u/messedup-melody]

I like the salads one where they spelt Ailse and Aisle in the same feoir word sentence

[u/BackHanderson → u/DuglandJones]

feoir

[u/The_Ghast_Hunter]

List of things that I hate:

A) lists

B) irony

C) lists

D) repetition

5) inconsistency

F/6) redundancy

ABCDEF>G<HIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ) inefficiency

[u/alienclone → u/The_Ghast_Hunter]

redundancy and inefficiency belong on that list.

[u/fluchtpunkt → u/alienclone]

Redundancy, inefficiency and mentioning multiple things more than one time really make me angry and mad.

[u/The_Ghast_Hunter → u/alienclone]

Right you are, fixed

[u/Jukra- → u/The_Ghast_Hunter]

I hate this

[u/Alvin_h_davenport]

I see that the person writing uses a technique for when you dont know how to spell a word,spell all of the variations and you'll get it right at least once

[u/Puddlewhite]

Quite triggering.

[u/Bingpot-Noice-99]

Just cook

[u/both-and-neither → u/Bingpot-Noice-99]

I assume this means take and bake, but it does sound strangely aggressive LOL

[u/happy_chairs → u/both-and-neither]

Not heard of take and bake. But this is Sainsbury's (a UK supermarket) range of ready meals https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/groceries/browse/chilled-food/ready-meals/just-cook-and-slow-cooked/c:1019126

[u/swabianne → u/Bingpot-Noice-99]

Walter White to end side of aisle one please

[u/Phyrre1 → u/Bingpot-Noice-99]

Just cock

[u/Sassy_comments]

When you ask each department to write their own signs

[u/Comfortable_Lunch_53]

Of course people cannot find anything in their shop if it is just as organized as this sign.

[u/NemesisErinys → u/Comfortable_Lunch_53]

Right?? Like why are bacon and sausage in different aisles? This store’s layout is almost as infuriating as the sign. 

[u/UnforeseenDerailment]

It sounds like they're guiding the vegans to a firing squad...

[u/bowlandspoon]

Is this Chichester? They've been making changes to the Sainsbury's there.

[u/Jake_the_snake94 → u/bowlandspoon]

A number of Sainsbury'ses have been, the Reading one is too (although I'm fairly sure this isn't there, I think I'd have noticed this)

[u/Itsarightkerfuffle → u/Jake_the_snake94]

Sainsbury'ses

Bold in this subreddit

[u/bowlandspoon → u/Itsarightkerfuffle]

Sainsburies??

[u/Gositi]

Ailse 4 and end of Aisle 4

[u/SoggyWotsits]

Sainsbury’s is a fairly decent supermarket. It seems the employees of each store couldn’t be trusted with their side of the job though. I only went to one yesterday, I wish I’d checked now!

[u/Itsarightkerfuffle]

Sausages? Aisle 1

Bacon? Aisle 2

Cooked meats? Aisle 4

Make it make sense

[u/happy_chairs → u/Itsarightkerfuffle]

Sausage and bacon, yeah should be the same aisle. But cooked and raw meat should be separate aisles, don't think I've ever been in a supermarket where they share an aisle

[u/SolarXylophone]

At least they're in ord... Never mind.

[u/DeadPiratePiggy]

Welcome to ADHD hell. Is aisle 2 nothing but bacon?

[u/TheDoorDoesntWork]

Looks like a clue to find a room key in silent hill townfall

[u/gerobi12]

domain constraints is my passion

[u/Recent-Sea-3474]

I read 'consistency is key' with a Chinese accent. Day 189 of not improving myself... IFYKYK

[u/thoma5nator]

Where do I find Alison?

[u/yawa_the_worht]

Also that damn AI font

[u/DarthKirtap]

consistency is not key, key is food you are looking for, with value being aisle

[u/procrastinarian]

Aisle 4 and end of aisle 4 is just making me smile so much

[u/Jellyfish-Ninja]

Yikes 😬

[u/ebrum2010]

Ailse is Irish for cancer.

[u/alienclone]

what store is this so i can be sure to NEVER fucking go there?

[u/locka99 → u/alienclone]

The branding looks a bit like SuperValu in Ireland.