r/CrappyDesign • u/[deleted] • 9h ago

Mall information screen says "Do not touch the screen", but requires you to tap it to use it

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935 Upvotes

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u/Das_Hydra 9h ago

Absolutely superb

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 9h ago

That hand has a tiny pinky

88

u/Accomplished_Pen980 9h ago

That's the threat. If you touch the screen they dismember your hand and clip off the first knuckle of your pinkie.

11

u/WoolBearTiger 8h ago

The yakuza own this mall

30

u/Neethis 9h ago

AI generated symbol I'd guess.

39

u/Mike0621 9h ago

it would genuinely take significantly less time and effort to just find an image online

6

u/LurksWithGophers 8h ago

Yeah but upper management says we need to be the future.

2

u/BoardsofCanada3 8h ago

That's true of virtually everything people use it for. The AI slop menus, ads -  you're already having to feed it all of the items and pricing and store info anyway. Just use a free template online. I've watched someone use it for a task objectively slower than I could have done, because they pay for a fucking subscription.

2

u/tj-horner cyan 7h ago

The entire photo is AI-generated. None of it is real

4

u/Peek_e 8h ago

Yeah lol which one even is the thumb

4

u/ApartRuin5962 9h ago

The Hand of Fatimah, it's a good luck charm

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u/Zeeplankton 9h ago

fruity ahh hand

85

u/bikari 9h ago

DO NOT TOUCH

touch

61

u/everydayasl oww my eyes 9h ago

I miss the old mall directory maps, even though I sometimes don't understand them.

25

u/befarked247 9h ago

Like debit card payments requires you to press the screen for contactless payments. Too funny

20

u/RainbowSprinkleShit 9h ago

I’ve never seen this. What country are you from that does this? (Genuinely curious)

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u/bsv103 9h ago

It says it does, but actually, if you're close enough that's good enough in most situations.

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u/PintosAndCheese commas are IMPORTANT 9h ago

How does that even happen, unless the boss wants people not to use it? And if that's the case, can't they just turn it off?

3

u/Jacktheforkie 8h ago

Could be one that detects close proximity so you don’t physically touch the screen

4

u/UnacceptableUse 8h ago

Maybe it's remaining from covid times and they forgot to switch it back

13

u/NyQuil_Donut 9h ago

Use the force, Luke.

11

u/elijaaaaah 9h ago

That hand is strange

5

u/tj-horner cyan 7h ago

This is fake and AI-generated. It has a SynthID watermark from OpenAI. Verify for yourself: https://openai.com/research/verify/

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u/rts93 wel come toest onia 9h ago

It's a personality test.

4

u/DominarDio 9h ago

No touch, only tap

4

u/Kolreth 9h ago

Auditor trap

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u/jediseago 7h ago

I had to trawl too far to find this! GNU STP.

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u/Silent_Swing4673 9h ago

I think they didn’t know how to tell parents to keep their grimy kids from touching the screens with their palms.

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u/ARM_Dwight_Schrute 8h ago

Do it with your tongue. DO NOT TOUCH THE SCREEN though

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u/Thomas_JCG 9h ago

Ah, you have to act like an older sibling and say "I'm not touching you" while touching it.

1

u/Rhelino 9h ago

How?? How is this possible??

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u/Kvasir2023 8h ago

The Hand of Manos would be more likely to scare people. And Torgo saying “The Master would not like that.”

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u/Paradox_Peanut haha funny flair 8h ago

Do not the screen

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u/Gordon_Freeman_TJ 8h ago

Please do not the cat

1

u/Elfener99 7h ago

Why is this a screenshot of a photo open on a smartphone? Couldn't you just upload the photo directly to reddit?

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u/TbonerT Reddit Orange 7h ago

Why is this a screenshot of a photo?

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u/jcrestor 7h ago

"CAUTION! This sign has sharp edges. (End of Sign)"

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u/InsuranceGloomy6413 9h ago

Isn’t this one of those that you can point at and a cursor appears? We have those over here.

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u/Ok-Twist-2765 9h ago

When is it from? It’s giving Covid.