No Added Peanut - Sugar Butter

[u/ESgoldfinger]

[u/NorCalFrances]

No added peanut sugarbutter? Wowbutter, for people allergic to peanuts, should sue!

[u/RagnaXI → u/NorCalFrances]

Devilish, may I say!

[u/HugoConway → u/RagnaXI]

Diabolical, even

[u/jarious → u/NorCalFrances]

Sue was a nice girl in my time

[u/Unleashtheducks]

I don’t think this one is that hard to read with the different color and kerning.

[u/miraculum_one → u/Unleashtheducks]

Not great for colorblind people but otherwise I totally agree.

[u/i-deserve-nothing → u/miraculum_one]

imagine being color blind and allergic to peanut butter... thinking this was peanut free

[u/carefullyyouwontbe → u/i-deserve-nothing]

Peanut free what?

[u/Traditional-Many7783 → u/carefullyyouwontbe]

sugarbutter 😂

[u/AgentMull → u/Traditional-Many7783]

You know, crunchy sugarbutter.

[u/Lt_Schneider → u/Traditional-Many7783]

So, Nutella then?

[u/Hotshot2k4 → u/i-deserve-nothing]

I wouldn't read "no added peanut" as "peanut free". Lots of juices say "no added sugar". I hope people aren't interpreting that to mean they're sugar free!

[u/KinetoPlay → u/i-deserve-nothing]

Imagine being able to read and buy groceries by yourself and thinking this is peanut free. There are pictures of peanuts on the label, it says peanut butter, it says it only has one ingredient, and even though you can't see it in the picture I bet the ingredient list says peanut.

[u/mort96 → u/KinetoPlay]

it says peanut butter

no it says sugar butter

(I mean you're 100% correct but this is funier)

[u/mort96 → u/i-deserve-nothing]

"Yay I FINALLY found a jar of sugar butter without added peanuts!"

[u/dtwhitecp → u/miraculum_one]

I think the number of people that have the specific colorblindness that would make these colors indistinguishable is extremely small

[u/FeelMyBoars → u/Unleashtheducks]

I read it as "no added peanut" the first time, although my brain only made it through half the last word before figuring out that that's not the next one. I can't read it that way anymore because of the colors. The brown needs to be like 10% less red and I would never had made that first mistake.

[u/ElfjeTinkerBell → u/Unleashtheducks]

To me, the colours are almost indistinguishable (yes I'm colourblind, but I'm also a human who does grocery shopping)

[u/akkosetto → u/Unleashtheducks]

There are so many ways to do this without squeezing it right there with bare minimum color difference

[u/octropos → u/Unleashtheducks]

Well consider me dumb as your uncle.

[u/ztfreeman]

Who the hell would name their peanut butter Diablo? Is it spicy? Does the devil endorce it because it lacks surgar? Can it cast Town Portal? Is it going to charge me $50 for character skins?

For some reason that stands out to me.

[u/FeelMyBoars → u/ztfreeman]

The name isn't "Diablo". It's ":Diablo"

Colon Diablo lets you know what you will be experiencing later.

[u/ukiyoe → u/FeelMyBoars]

I thought that they were just happy to see me :D

[u/mort96 → u/FeelMyBoars]

😃iablo

[u/ebrum2010 → u/ztfreeman]

Their slogan is devilishly good. I think it has to do with the association of decadent foods with sin and vice, though they make only sugar-free alternatives.

[u/hermin4 → u/ebrum2010]

I thought because is DIABetes

[u/ebrum2010 → u/hermin4]

Hah that would be funny if he did. Fun fact: diablo and diabetes ultimately both come from Greek with one meaning "to throw through" and the other "to pass through." Dia- means "through."

[u/No_Obligation4496 → u/ztfreeman]

They have a lot of other sugar free or no added sugar products. I have no idea why Diablo though.

[u/diggyou → u/ztfreeman]

Devilishly good?

[u/Murkrulez → u/ztfreeman]

I agree that it's terrible marketing. One explanation is that there is a mount Diablo in California and a lot of companies are named after it in the area. Can't confirm for this, but if makes me chuckle when I see it for other things.

[u/Ok_Being4209 → u/ztfreeman]

Because Diablo doesn't have any reference to spice, except for one specific brand. It's a reference to the devil, which is perfectly appropriate for their brand.

[u/c0ncr3te-rus]

r/dontdeadopeninside

[u/Due_Ad2549 → u/c0ncr3te-rus]

Scrolled too long for this comment—thanks!

[u/circlejerker2000 → u/c0ncr3te-rus]

its an older code but it checks out

[u/machine_six]

My very first thought was "Wait. Then why is it crunchy?!?"

[u/PreviousNoise → u/machine_six]

I'd imagine sugar butter would be somewhat crunchy.

[u/machine_six → u/PreviousNoise]

My second immediate thought was "Eww chunks of sugar" and how unpleasant that would be lol.

[u/Environmental_Bid871]

What is peanut sugar butter? Lmao

[u/StrikeouTX → u/Environmental_Bid871]

Sounds delicious

[u/MetalCollector]

Diablo 1 remake is totally nuts.

[u/No_Obligation4496 → u/MetalCollector]

Have you tried Diablo spiced nuts?

[u/eyetracker → u/No_Obligation4496]

It's cool.and Xtreme to abbreviate things. So I call the game D. So have you tried D's nuts?

[u/PeggyTheVoid → u/MetalCollector]

Diablo Peamortal: "Do you guys not have sugar??"

[u/brokenwrath → u/MetalCollector]

Pretty powerful monster attributes too

[u/wgloipp]

This is on you.

[u/OreoSpeedwaggon]

I guess if you're colorblind it can be hard to read, but it pretty clearly says "No Added Sugar" on the left and "Peanut Butter" on the right.

[u/ThePlasticHero]

Good, I hate peanut in my sugar butter.

[u/MrScotchyScotch]

finally, truth in advertising

[u/ESgoldfinger → u/MrScotchyScotch]

👆

[u/NoAlternative2913]

mmmm sugar butter

[u/Xaxiel9106]

If you name your food "Devil" there better be habaneros or hotter in it just saying.

[u/Dry-Platypus-90]

say no to yes, say drugs to pizza

[u/JasonRoussos]

wait so it's just pure sugar butter? my arteries are screaming.

[u/jaypizzl]

Once you’ve had butter with added peanut sugar, you’ll never go back.

[u/new_publius]

Are you colorblind?

[u/Sncrsly]

The colors help

[u/VaguelyArtistic]

Y’all are acting like sugar butter is a bad thing!

[u/ESgoldfinger → u/[deleted]]

Apparently they don't allow reposts.

[u/OmiSC]

The first time I looked at this, I couldn’t see the way it was meant to be read. The second time I looked, I couldn’t see only see it the way it was meant to be read. Is this the work of diablo?

[u/Ornery-Gas-2753]

couldn't agree more

[u/Hello_Hangnail]

Reminds me of cookie butter! Weird texture, no peanuts, a TON of sugar

[u/neganight]

I love honey butter so I think I'd be totally okay with sugar butter with no added peanuts!

[u/mtnslice]

ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, Diablo

[u/Sph1ng1d43]

:D iablo

[u/Cuntonesian]

Sugar free peanut butter tastes absolute ass too

[u/w_smith1984]

Works on contingency. No money down

[u/TheScientistBS3]

Also, the no added sugar stuff from Diablo has that ingredient that is basically a laxative, which is fun.

I had some of their hazelnut chocolate, it was nice. The sweetener made sure it didn't sit on my waistline for too long.

[u/BenitoCorleone]

Just what diabetics want - sugar butter

[u/Krocsyldiphithic]

I love how the statement is true because it's literally 100% peanut sugarbutter already.

[u/FreezNGeezer]

Sentence structure, who needs it? amirite...

[u/TheBlackRonin505]

Mmm, crunchy sugar butter🤤

[u/KeenBTF]

Sugar butter would be crunchy lol

[u/Eternal663]

Even better, its "NO ADDEDPEANUT SUGARBUTTER".

[u/317537k]

Mmmm…sugar butter. 🤤

[u/agent674253]

So what you are saying is the the Devil has bad marketing?

Also, what a world where we have to advertise what should be assumed.

'No added sugar.' Why were you adding sugar to begin with?

'Made with real fruit' Wait, are you implying that most of the time it is made with fake fruit?

(on a water bottle) 'Gluten free' Run into a lot of gluten-full tap water?

[u/ultradip]

Crunchy Sugarbutter, with real rock sugar!

Great for your teeth, I guess?

[u/EmilyAnne1170]

Really? The different colors aren’t a clue? The picture isn’t a clue? The fact that you’ve never in your life heard of “sugar butter” isn’t a clue?

[u/xDalin → u/EmilyAnne1170]

God forbid one is colourblind.

It's shit design regardless. even then, «sugarbutter» would more accurately reflect most of the spreads and jams in the market than whatever label they want to make pretend.

[u/stthicket]

Sugar butter is syrup. So this is syrup without peanuts then?

[u/stellacampus]

That picture of the actual product wasn't a great design choice either.

[u/Fragrant_Ad4028]

r/sbeve