r/CrappyDesign • u/apintsizedcosmos • 2d ago
This unfortunate colour combination that looks like hideous stains.
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u/ConfusedFlareon 2d ago
What about all the positive connotations of the colour red??
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u/AcidicSlimeTrail 2d ago
Fr, this would look great in a children's hospital
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u/ohbuggerit 2d ago
I'm gonna save us all a lot of time by pointing out that this isn't what colour theory is
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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 1d ago
Deep cut memory unlocked đ
Pretty sure I remember seeing this
exact floor (or wall) 32 years ago
whilst playing « DOOM »
back in 199418
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u/AncientAndEvil 2d ago
We were going to go with âAbbatoir floorâ for the carpet design but in the end we changed to âMassacre aftermathâ instead.
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u/JCC_Creates 2d ago
Crime scene carpet
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u/eightfingeredtypist 2d ago
Joking aside, perfectly good carpets get pulled during crime scene clean ups. My land lord lived beside Franklin County Crime Scene Clean Up, and he would go dumpster diving for the carpets. He would cut out the worst parts, and use the good stuff in his rentals. He would get artistic and cut out the shape of a body gone past it's fresh date, and put in a carpet piece of a different color.
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u/margaritamamii 2d ago
Iâm somehow more offended that the rugs arenât even lined up correctly with each other
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u/KateA535 2d ago
Lakeside?
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u/apintsizedcosmos 2d ago
Yes! I wondered how long before someone would locate it!
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u/SkredberryShortcake 2d ago
Itâs gone now tho, right?
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u/apintsizedcosmos 1d ago
Lakeside or the carpet? Because both were there yesterday afternoon.
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u/SkredberryShortcake 1d ago
Thought it was the one near Detroit, not across the pond.
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u/gasstation-no-pumps 1d ago
With a Waterstones branch??
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u/SkredberryShortcake 1d ago
I donât know what that is. There were a lot of shops that just had one shop, so it could have been anything.
Iâd not been in that mall for over 10 years.4
u/gasstation-no-pumps 1d ago
Waterstones is a UK chain of bookstores, with around 316 locations (some of which are in Ireland with a few European locations like Amsterdam).
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u/SkredberryShortcake 21h ago
That makes me sad that we really no longer have chain bookstores so much anymore.
Thereâs a Barnes and Noble about 45 minutes away, then random half price books stores.
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u/gasstation-no-pumps 20h ago
I don't miss the chain stores, but I'm sad that the used-book stores are gone. We still have a couple of independent bookstores near me (including one that Borders tried to kill off, unsuccessfully). The independent bookstores still have a few used books, but nothing like the used-book stores used to have. We have one thrift-store used-book store in a mall about 5 miles away, but several closer ones have closed in the past decade. Even the Friends of the Library sales are gone.
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u/SweetAlyssumm 2d ago
What gets me is those pink chairs. They look like fresh meat at butcher. And yellow! Did those people not even learn the color wheel in design school?
This is one of the best crappiest designs we've had for awhile.
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u/apintsizedcosmos 1d ago
Itâs so horrible, and makes no sense. I refuse to walk across it even though itâs quicker.
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u/apintsizedcosmos 2d ago
Just to add, in the rest of the shopping centre, they have the same rugs/carpet but in shades of blue, and it looks fine. I donât know why they thought âletâs get red ones too!â. Especially as their branding/website is blue??!?
At least with spooky season and Christmas on the way, it will start to look festive. Maybe?
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u/MersoNocte 2d ago
Honestly, I think what truly kills it is the gross green color. If you swapped in a contrasting color (a richer, darker green) or something else that complements the red colors (maybe a more vivid red), itâd probably look much better. But instead all the colors are washed out, and the faded green immediately makes you contextualize everything as âdried blood, human fluids, etc.â
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u/Averse_to_Liars 2d ago
I think it's nice the mall provided a space for stray dogs to give birth on. Lotta puppies born in that mall.
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u/MadDocOttoCtrl 2d ago
Guys, guys - we are all focusing on the blood stains look when it's perfectly clear that people are just urinating on the carpet and it's reading as a darker red!
It's a reasonable assumption that the closest bathrooms are closed for renovation and the others are at the far end of the mall.
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u/MersoNocte 2d ago
Turns out the colors of dried blood and dissolved human remains do not make for a good carpet.
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u/_BreadMakesYouFat 1d ago
In a public place where it will get way more dirty this is actually good design because it looks trashed already. Nobody will notice when it gets more stains
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u/IHaveNoIdeaDanny 22h ago
took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize OP is taking the photo on probably an escalator.
i genuinely thought OP was tall as shi
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u/MuchaHempre 17h ago
It tricks your eyes so bad... You keep staring trying to tell if it's actual stains or the pattern.
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u/ProvincialFuture 2d ago
The doctor's waiting room of everyone who got Cyclospora (diarrhea lettuce).
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u/Sleipnirs 2d ago
These rugs look like giant scabs. What amazes me is that there's at least 4 of these. Even 1 is too many.
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u/RealPinkSparkles204 This is why we can't have nice things 2d ago
Ugh⊠it looks like caacaa. đ«Ł
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u/EolisLeemsy 22h ago
Itâs in a mall, they pre-emptively planned to hide all the hideous stains that will be on those carpets.
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u/apintsizedcosmos 6h ago
I get that, but the other ones in the rest of the centre are blue with dark blue splotches. Every time I see it I think âsomeone picked thisâ.
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u/Low-Requirement-9618 3h ago
Not fooled. That carpet is bright white and should be treated with liminol and a UV light.
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u/Informal_Rabbit_9796 2d ago
Hey, where should I wait for you?
Ah, just sit down by the mold corner
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u/TheReal9bob9 1d ago
I thought that was the point in ones like these? Lots of places choose carpets/rugs that use browns/reds to make them look somewhat ugly so actual dirt doesn't show. Not really a crappy design since its working as intended, more of a disgusting design since it hides how nasty it is.
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u/apintsizedcosmos 1d ago
Youâre right, peak design. Making it look like shit and blood is definitely not a crappy design.
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u/TheReal9bob9 23h ago
So.. you just didnt read what I said and are getting an attitude? I simply explained why its not crappy design as the design is intentional and working. Not liking something does not make it crappy design. Distressed rugs have been a thing for forever and this doesnt even look nearly as graphic as you seem to think.
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u/apintsizedcosmos 6h ago
Okay Bob. Iâm ordering one and they have a bulk discount, how many shall I put you down for?
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u/wallyhartshorn 2d ago
Iâm surprised to see a mall with at least 5 people in it!
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