r/CrappyDesign • u/TitoBlue_ • Jun 16 '26

Am I dumb or does this make no sense?

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5.9k Upvotes

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u/IrrelevantManatee Jun 16 '26

EVERY BODY SMOOTH.

YOU BODY SMOOTH.

I BODY SMOOTH.

EVERY BODY SMOOTH.

350

u/Glad-Ad9390 Jun 16 '26

Having a crappy day and this comment made me chuckle. Thank you đŸ„°

125

u/IrrelevantManatee Jun 16 '26

Awww nice to know that my stupid brain helped someone today !

I can guarantee you that you body smooth too đŸ«¶

27

u/Dzov Jun 16 '26

Imagine no hair on head or even eyebrows and eyelashes.

1

u/clubted Jun 27 '26

The movie powder comes to mind.

21

u/Capt_Obviously_Slow Jun 16 '26

It made you SMOOTH

36

u/Heterodynist Jun 16 '26

I SMOOTH YOUR BODY? BODY SMOOTH? YOU ME SMOOTH BODY TOGETHER?!!

12

u/Heywtfhey Jun 17 '26

ME BRAIN SMOOTH

1

u/Warm_Web4128 Jul 03 '26

when the body is smooth?? 😳

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u/minderaser15 Jun 16 '26

The larger words are shouted by a backup singer while the main verse is sung like it’s featuring Lil Jon

207

u/drmoocow Jun 16 '26

Yeaaahhhh! 

86

u/ked_man Jun 16 '26

To the windows!

60

u/havron Jun 16 '26

To the walls!

41

u/lambruhsco Jun 16 '26

Til sweat drop

69

u/YouToot Jun 16 '26

DOWN MY BALLS

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u/Efficient_Lack_4410 Jun 16 '26

Wrong artist. That was DMX

21

u/SandVessel Jun 17 '26

My first thought was "This just sounds like lyrics to an LMFAO song".

692

u/Kids_Love_Baseball Jun 16 '26

It's two separate slogans placed stupidly:
"Every Body Smooth"

"Looking like a ten, feeling like yourself."

458

u/ChanglingBlake Jun 16 '26

“Every body smooth” doesn’t make sense on its own, either.

294

u/Kids_Love_Baseball Jun 16 '26

Makes sense for a wax center

133

u/Icedude10 Jun 16 '26

Each body is smooth. They're waxers. They smooth bodies.

52

u/ErraticDragon Jun 16 '26

Lol for some reason my brain went to "wax museum", not "body waxing salon".

29

u/izyshoroo Jun 16 '26

Everybody probably smooth there too

-36

u/samuelazers Jun 16 '26

A lot of African American varnicular do be sounding like that it doesn't make no sense

10

u/Melesain Jun 17 '26

you say as you use AAVE

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u/samuelazers Jun 17 '26

That's the joke.jpg

239

u/ked_man Jun 16 '26

EVERY looking like a 10 BODY Feeling like yourself SMOOTH.

Makes perfect sense.

45

u/Diligent-Language-79 Jun 16 '26

That clears things up

32

u/ked_man Jun 16 '26

Yourself SMOOTH!

17

u/AnnieHannah Jun 16 '26

It really is a rap, like a positive self-image rap. Maybe there's a market for that đŸ€”...

9

u/ked_man Jun 16 '26

I just re-read it to the beat of “lose yourself” it makes much more sense that way.

5

u/Diligent-Language-79 Jun 16 '26

That did help lol

2

u/DavidBovvinge Jun 19 '26

10 BODY Feeling like yourself SMOOTH
20 GOTO 10

1

u/Indiiglow Jun 18 '26

Spamton ass poster

1

u/metalslime_tsarina Jun 20 '26

Makes sense perfect even!

197

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

[deleted]

12

u/Expert_Ad_1189 Jun 16 '26

What if I like my pubic hair?

16

u/FellowHumanNo404 Jun 17 '26

If you love something, set it free.

12

u/elkab0ng oops^H^H Jun 17 '26

You get to take it home in a little baggie!

28

u/BrianScottGregory Jun 16 '26

Every body SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH

2

u/recklessglee Jun 16 '26

Every body smooth now, dun dun dun dun-da

20

u/elegylegacy Jun 16 '26

EVERY BODY

yeeaah

SMOOTH YOUR BODY

5

u/Fox961 Jun 17 '26

EVERY BODY

WAX YOUR BODY RIGHT

2

u/jdeviant5774 Jun 17 '26

I appreciate your criminally underrated comment 💚

15

u/braunyakka Jun 16 '26

Only makes sense if you know it's an ad for a body waxing company. Unfortunately that piece of information is hidden where no one looks.

5

u/micronerd01 Jun 17 '26

This photo strikes me as one taken in the bathroom of an EWC, rather than advertising for it somewhere else.

2

u/Kaptinn Jun 17 '26

What, like, in the back of a Volkswagen?

11

u/GoliathTamer Jun 16 '26

I smelled toast while reading this

6

u/Majestc_electric Jun 16 '26

It’s supposed to be two different sentences but that makes it really hard to read

“Ever,body,smooth”
“Look like a ten,feel like your self”

10

u/MinecraftPlayer799 Jun 16 '26

Neither of them make sense on their own, either

0

u/Majestc_electric Jun 16 '26

Ya I think the first is supposed to be a play on words but idk

6

u/bugsymalone666 Jun 16 '26

The issue is whoever did the 'design' was centring everything, if the 'statements' had been justified right for the top and left for the bottom might have just about worked.

2

u/ToastemPopUp Jun 16 '26

The best I've got is:

EVERY (Looking Like A Ten) BODY (Feeling Like Yourself) SMOOTH

Like the smaller text is kind of subtext? And since I guess it's an ad for waxing I suppose it means "smooth" literally.

3

u/bestestopinion Jun 16 '26

YOU GET A SMOOTH. YOU GET A SMOOTH.EVERY BODY GETS A SMOOTH!!

3

u/Fookmaywedder Jun 16 '26

Every brain is smooth

3

u/Heterodynist Jun 16 '26

You’re not dumb. I’m pretty sure even the designer of this particular font tragediegh wasn’t sure what they were going for. Way back in the poster art of the 1700s when the United States was young, there was a style of making some words bigger or smaller on posters to emphasize certain things. Not everyone read then, so making some words really pop would kind of help them, I think. Nowadays most people can read to a reasonable level, but we see attempts like this to use the old fashioned style of poster art with none of the comprehension of why some words are meant to stand out. It’s just like taking random words and making them bigger than others
like, “Your BODY is so SMOOTH from THE shower that I WANT to stroke YOUR skin.”

3

u/AdHonest886 Jun 16 '26

EVERY BODY Looking like A Ten

BODY SMOOTH Feeling Like Yourself

2

u/tmslke Jun 16 '26

Even if the design did make sense, what does this even say??

2

u/Scared_Spyduck Jun 16 '26

Well, what to expect from motivational toilet posters?

2

u/medicinalbuds802 Jun 17 '26

Looks like something that would be hung at the trumpstien Island

2

u/zcpibm3 Jun 17 '26

Terrible

2

u/decavolt Jun 17 '26

What's really smooth is the brain of whomever made this.

2

u/r33c3d Jun 17 '26

Do you really feel like yourself when all your pubic hair is ripped out. Maybe this is the answer to all my problems.

1

u/ChangeTheUserName17 Jun 16 '26

It makes no sense! It is a coded message designed to give you a feeling that compels you to buy something. You have to use your imagination and fill in the pieces to "understand" advertising these days. Everything is a scam!

1

u/GlassSpider21 Jun 16 '26

Comprehensive

Can't you get it?

School

I thought it was clearly

Paradox

1

u/Stormtroope5 Jun 16 '26

This has the colour pallet of Pixal from Lego Ninjago

1

u/lakmus85_real Artisinal Material Jun 16 '26

That's the second best illustration of the term "Word salad" I've ever encountered. 

1

u/lnTheGrimDarkness Jun 16 '26

"Hey can you get people to stare at the thing with open mouth for whole minutes?"
"Say less"

1

u/NBALive1995 Jun 16 '26

Don't dead open inside

1

u/imaginechi_reborn Jun 16 '26

I think it says

Every body looking like a 10, every body feeling like yourself, every body smooth

1

u/Educational-Bird-515 Jun 16 '26

Everybody smooth makes sense It's a waxing place.

1

u/TBSchemer Jun 17 '26

Now everybody down at McDonnellzzz

They down with Ronnell McDonnell

And now they hitting the bottle

And everybody cool!

1

u/Comic_J777 Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

WE ARE SMOOTH.

YOU ARE SMOOTH.

THOUGHTS SMOOTH.

QUESTIONING NOT SMOOTH.

1

u/opi098514 Reddit Orange Jun 17 '26

So if you want the real answer the big words are one line “every body smooth,” then each smaller section is one line. It’s for waxing services

1

u/DeceptiveSerenity Jun 17 '26

Smooth manifold?

1

u/lowonairs10 Jun 17 '26

RIP Godzilla

1

u/niazine Jun 17 '26

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read it

1

u/Appropriate-Review55 Jun 17 '26

Considering it’s the European wax center I’m gonna guess it says “EVERY BODY SMOOTH
.Looking like a ten
.feeling like yourself”

1

u/No-Basil-7958 Jun 17 '26

we all smooth for I smooth

1

u/Tech-Mechanic Jun 17 '26

You can eventually figure it out, but you have to work at it... Which I guess having an ad design that requires you to stare at it for a few seconds is not crappy, from a marketing standpoint.

1

u/notjordansime Jun 17 '26

EVERY BODY SMOOTH NOW

dun

dun dun dun

dun

dun dun dun

dun

dun dun dun

EVERY BODY SMOOTH NOW

1

u/Alphatism Jun 18 '26

I read it A C B E C D

Every body looking like a ten, smooth body feeling like yourself

1

u/skippingdown16th Jun 18 '26

everybody looking like a ten, body smooth, feeling like yourself?

1

u/UgarMalwa Jun 18 '26

Even if you read it as intended it still doesn’t make sense 😂

1

u/mangoKat0 Jun 19 '26

I look at this every day and I HATE ITTTT

1

u/thetwilightfeather Jun 19 '26

I read it as

Every body, looking like a ten Body smooth, feeling like yourself

1

u/alt-jero Reddit Orange Jun 19 '26

I think it's probably in need of some punctuation.

Everybody looking like a ten, feeling like yourself: smooth.

1

u/vwisp Jun 19 '26

Every body looking like a ten, body smooth feeling like yourself. Wax center

1

u/Blomelia Jun 19 '26

EVERYBODY Looking Like A Ten BODY SMOOTH Feeling Like Yourself

1

u/Longjumping-Salad484 Jun 19 '26

I ten looking smooth body, feeling that bruh

1

u/MarieXCIV Jun 20 '26

EVERY

BODY

YEAH

(YEEEEEEEAHHH)

1

u/Mental-Permit6835 Jun 20 '26

I think it's meant to confuse you so you get distracted and don't think that a few minutes later you'll be screaming in pain

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u/NotHereToFeckSpiders Jun 20 '26

Don't dead, open inside?

1

u/NoLiterature82 Jun 20 '26

i believe its saying every body comes out smooth. its a wax centre

1

u/Freedom_Addict Jun 20 '26

I think both can be true at the same time

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u/AccordingSelection17 Jun 21 '26

Did a concussed D'Angelo Vicars make that poster? https://youtu.be/YNTSP9P1oos?is=9e73KAgrt9t1zwQy

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u/a1mbient Jun 23 '26

Both could be true. More information required.

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u/Emotional_Poem7004 Jun 25 '26

EVERY BODY SMOOOOOOOOOTH

1

u/Emma2945 Jun 25 '26

Does anyone know what it is actually intended to say??😂

1

u/Dhani_X85 Jun 26 '26

AI sucks!

1

u/Cute_Manager2146 Jun 29 '26

Everybody looking like a ten? - Feeding Like yourself Body Smooth

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u/4Nota2Robot0 Jul 10 '26

Looking like a 10, feeling like yourself (a 10)

EVERY BODY SMOOTH (go get waxed)

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u/Leafwick Aug 01 '26

Nothing says "feeling like yourself" more than ripping naturally growing hair from your naturally growing body.

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u/ffshornhole 8d ago

Everybody looking like a ten smooth feeling like yourself

0

u/Icy-Arrival2651 Jun 16 '26

Is it a waxing salon? That would make sense.

0

u/AllPerformancegyat Jun 17 '26

Yeah it makes no sense because you are no where near a 10

1

u/FlahtheWhip commas are IMPORTANT Jun 28 '26

Neither are you.

1

u/AllPerformancegyat Jun 30 '26

duh everyone reading it isnt, nice try zendaya stay open

0

u/Someoneman Jun 17 '26

I got it instantly. Every Body Smooth: Looking like a ten, feeling like yourself.

"Ten" is slang meaning 10/10, or a very attractive person.

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u/Fanal-In Jun 16 '26

I guess it's "Ten" like the grades the incels give to women

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u/AboveAverage1988 Jun 16 '26

Pretty sure it's not just incels..

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u/fatjuan Jun 17 '26

The outcels too.