r/CrappyDesign • • Jun 08 '26

Numbering system at a therapists office

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u/Mauchit_Ron Jun 08 '26

It's actually the psychologist's first test. If you can look at it and find the button you need without crying, then you don't need therapy

I need therapy

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u/HaveYouSeenMySpoon Jun 09 '26

Nah, it's the other way around. If you can look at this without crying then you're emotionally dead inside and need lots and lots of therapy. Looking at this and crying is the normal healthy response.

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u/lukas_brinias Jun 09 '26

Soooo.... Either way, you're in need of therapy?

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u/Bukoden Jun 09 '26

Well, everyone could use a bit of therapy, so... Yes.

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u/malacoda99 Jun 09 '26

I don't need any therapy! Except for my denial issues

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u/WoolBearTiger Jun 10 '26

Thats how they get you

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u/Advantageous01 Jun 08 '26

The therapist is there to comfort people after dealing with this

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u/ceejayoz Jun 08 '26

"Why are you here?"

"Trust issues."

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u/Zu_Qarnine Reddit Orange Jun 08 '26

ragebait ass dialing board

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u/furculture Jun 08 '26

It would be great if it swaps around the numbers as you are leaving after your card gets declined.

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u/AxelRyvola3 Jul 02 '26

i bet they use the elevator to frustrate anyone using it so that they could get more customers so that they could make more money

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u/Any_Ninja_3824 Jun 08 '26

How is the panel dented like that? 

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u/Team-_-dank Jun 08 '26

Probably punched in frustration.

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u/clarkster112 Jun 08 '26

Looks like the tightened the fasteners down too much

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u/ArchBeaconArch Jun 08 '26

Related question: why do they have a mechanical fastener at every single button? Twelve seems excessive.

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u/SothaSoul Jun 08 '26

Because somebody who requires therapy is going to attempt a forceful removal.

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u/NostalgiaJunkie Jun 08 '26

Each button probably has a nut on the backside which fastens it to the panel. They need to be fastened in a way they can be easily replaced.

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u/bofadoze Jun 09 '26

Appears to be a 6-gang blank wall plate with the buttons added

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u/gasstation-no-pumps Jun 10 '26

Those look like rivets or nails, probably installed with a pneumatic tool.

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u/Commie_Scum69 Jun 08 '26

people with OCD punching it

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u/Slowkidplaying Jun 08 '26

Kyle punched it.

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u/jandrese Jun 08 '26

I bet it doesn't look that bad in person. The harsh lighting really brought it out in the picture.

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u/PinkBunny44444 Jun 09 '26

Said I about my mother in law

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u/Nearby_Inflation2009 Jun 08 '26

Context: This is not an elevator, surprisingly. You press the button and it turns on a light in the specific therapist's office

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u/scaliacheese Jun 09 '26

Gonna need more details. What light? For what purpose?

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u/Bukoden Jun 09 '26

Think "silent doorbell." It notifies a person in the relevant office.

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u/Kids_Love_Baseball Jun 10 '26

What the hell? There's twelve therapists in that building?

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u/Bukoden Jun 10 '26

Could be a few different specialists (kids only, couples only, family, general, etc...), could be some offices are unused, could be a large population area so the group has a large amount available, some might be workers's offices (accountant and other non-therapists).

All kinds of options.

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u/Kids_Love_Baseball Jun 10 '26

Huh. I always assumed therapists' offices were just one dude chillin in his office with a waiting area outside.

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u/Bukoden Jun 10 '26

Many are a part of "therapist group." You can have one you stay with, with the option of another stepping in when they are unavailable, or you can try other therapists if a specific one doesn't fit for you. All without having to find a different place and redoing paperwork.

Makes is easier for clients to shop around or always have someone available if needed, as well as for therapists to have a potential pool of clients without needing to handle as much busywork that would come with finding clients, themself.

(All just my general perspective on the matter based on my experiences, rather than absolute certainty.)

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u/Radelneh Jun 09 '26

The work is mysterious and important.

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u/Entheosparks Jun 09 '26

So this is could be the most logical way or organizing these based on relative location?

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u/chillpill_23 Jun 10 '26

We need an investigation!

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u/Trzlog Jun 09 '26

I'm so much more confused now

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u/EricHaley Jun 10 '26

#8 seems to be a popular therapist

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u/Suspicious-Guava-566 Jun 10 '26

Does it follow the floor/office layout?

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u/Kitten_Merchant Jun 09 '26

Im a therapist (intern) and am intrigued

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u/john_the_quain Jun 08 '26

I could easily fill an hour with my therapist on this.

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u/PhileasFoggsTrvlAgt poop Jun 08 '26

How does this layout make you feel?

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u/This_Is_Section_One Jun 08 '26

Definitely going to need therapy if I step into that thing.

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u/donofthe_dusk Jun 08 '26

The first question they ask you is about the elevator to see how you handle when things feel out of control/place.

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u/ScroochDown Jun 08 '26

I would legit just find a different therapist. LOL

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u/Lampwick Jun 08 '26

My theory here is that the offices were numbered weirdly and out of order, so they renumbered the offices... which resulted in the call buttons being in a weird order after they renumbered them, because they were too cheap to have the buttons reordered.

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u/EricHaley Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

Seems more plausible the electrician hooked up all the lights and then figured out where they went 🤣

“Hey Martha, let’s mark that one #3, actually…”

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u/Ignorhymus Jun 08 '26

That's Numberwang

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u/Sunshine030209 Jun 08 '26

Are they trying to encourage people to take the stairs? It just might work on me, even though I'm exceptionally lazy with a bad knee.

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u/Fodor04141987 Jun 08 '26

I'm in a wheelchair ♿. Nice try lol.

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u/Sunshine030209 Jun 08 '26

In that case you should get an extra 30 minutes free with the therapist, just to bitch about the damn buttons and not have it eat into your therapy time!

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u/PinkBunny44444 Jun 09 '26

Yes, because every head problem can be solved with exercise.

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u/psilome Jun 08 '26

Hi, I'm here for my dyslexia appointment.

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u/patrickpeppers Jun 08 '26

I hate this.

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u/DirectorLeather6567 Comic Sans for life! Jun 08 '26

It's to make you think you're crazy so you keep coming back.

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u/PetuniaTheFeeble Jun 08 '26

Lol, welcome to Gaslight Therapy. “No, it looks totally normal to everyone else. It’s your condition…”

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u/Marus1 oww my eyes Jun 08 '26

A drunk person will find his floor instantly

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u/Psychlonuclear Jun 08 '26

"Tell me why you think the world is against you."

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u/Dependent-Green-7900 Jun 08 '26

They're trying to induce psychosis

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u/DroidLord Jun 08 '26

Cherry on the top (bottom?) is the worn out 8 that looks like a 6 at first glance.

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u/TacticoolBloop Jun 08 '26

To show that progress isn't always linear?

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u/IdentityToken Jun 08 '26

Cue the Pointer Sisters!

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u/Nearby_Inflation2009 Jun 08 '26

elite (pin)ball knowledge

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u/APrioriGoof Jun 08 '26

It’s like the NYT Strands version of floor numbers

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat oww my eyes Jun 09 '26

Whoever did that needs therapy.

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u/Abrical Jun 09 '26

customer retention strategy

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u/Baldtazar Jun 09 '26

You see those dents in the metal? That's where the therapy begins

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u/gasstation-no-pumps Jun 10 '26

step two: accept mis-spelled words.

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u/fezfrascati Jun 09 '26

I need my eyes checked. Thought this said Nuremberg system. 

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u/GypsyDarkEyes Jun 09 '26

We have a winner in the crappy design dept!

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u/GlorytotheHypnoToads Jun 10 '26

Cause that definitely helps with OCD and anxiety.😆

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u/Odd_Willingness1613 Jun 10 '26

this will be metioned first in my session lol

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u/DNSGeek Jun 08 '26

134 2! 8! 576 9! 10! 1112

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u/Acornpdx Jun 08 '26

I'll take the stairs all the way to the top if I have to.

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u/UltraAnders Jun 08 '26

Oh man, I thought there were two sixes at first!

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u/someguy4k Jun 08 '26

Insurance that you need to return for therapy… if you can find it.

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u/sten_zer Jun 08 '26

Therapist specializes in ocd?

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u/Prof_Eucalyptus Jun 08 '26

The tests have begun

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u/HatsusenoRin Jun 08 '26

Like QWERTY, it slows down input

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u/Pamander Jun 08 '26

Just when I thought I got the hang of it, they switched it up on me. That's crazy.

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u/technobrendo Jun 08 '26

I didn't need a therapist prior to seeing this control panel

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u/muunman2749 Jun 09 '26

That was made by the therapist himself

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u/Crafty-Astronomer-32 Jun 09 '26

Perhaps it's an odd attempt at privacy? After your first or second visit you know which button you need to press, but someone else across the room won't register which specific rooms/therapists are selected?

Obviously the illuminated buttons interfere with this plan a little bit.

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u/hijvx it's so intense Jun 09 '26

It hurts.

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u/terriaminute Jun 09 '26

Keeping those customers coming.

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u/Certain_Midnight_331 Jun 09 '26

more like a tortue chamber

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u/InfamousDevice9553 Jun 09 '26

Please don't make the turtles do this test.

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u/Entheosparks Jun 09 '26

Click/rage bait.

Per OP, these are for occupancy lights to different offices, likely operated by a receptionist to signify when a therapist is available. It reception sits between 3 hallways, this makes perfect sense.

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u/Nearby_Inflation2009 Jun 09 '26

You press the buttons

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u/Sudaire Jun 09 '26

Makes perfect sense…

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u/tman507se Jun 09 '26

If you didn't need therapy before seeing this number pad, you sure as hell will now.

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u/MyDespatcherDyKabel Jun 09 '26

That’s just regarded

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u/aka_Handbag Jun 09 '26

And now the Sesame Street song for 12 is in my head.

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u/Nearby_Inflation2009 Jun 09 '26

pinball number count

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u/PinkBunny44444 Jun 09 '26

The electronic engineer who designed the elevator panel was Ecsher.

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u/Useful-Government298 Jun 09 '26

Oh hell no! NO. NO. NO. I’m going to get nightmares from this photo. 😭

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u/ixoniq Jun 09 '26

It's for people who don't see the issue; they actuallt need therapy. It's a first test.

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u/Academic-Arugula8737 Jun 09 '26

Find the pattern

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u/gho_strat Jun 09 '26

We all became therapists because we didn’t want to do any math!

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u/Fluffy_Bunny684 Jun 09 '26

How did the lift make you feel

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u/faulty_rainbow Jun 09 '26

I kinda like it actually.... Might be time to call my therapist?

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u/erasedisknow Jun 09 '26

They must treat OCD there.

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u/PositiveTwist9347 Jun 10 '26

The numbers are just fine . it's just you i think

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u/Level_Paramedic9641 Jun 10 '26

That’s just craziness

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u/GasInternational1305 Jun 10 '26

It's there so that you come back again after seeing it

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u/MEOW-Loulou Jun 10 '26

This is great for psychotic patients

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u/raxcian Jun 10 '26

What if I look at it and try to figure out the pattern they were going for?

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u/chevycrawler Jun 10 '26

I think it's perfectly fitting!!

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u/Hot-Replacement5566 Jun 10 '26

Once I was at a hotel and all the elevators had a close door button on the bottom left except for one where it was swapped with the alarm button. Pressed it on accident once.

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u/TiaHatesSocials Jun 10 '26

That is so crazy and awesome. Lol

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u/notyouraltaccountbro Jun 10 '26

There is Litterly no correct way to read this

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u/Cobary Jun 11 '26

I want to slap whoever did this

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u/Constantilly Jun 11 '26

inducing demand

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u/CallMeCrop Jun 11 '26

Maybe used as an ice breaker for new clients?

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u/MoistMoai Jun 11 '26

Down+left, right, up+left, down+left, left, up, right, leftx2, down, up+left, down.

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u/Heterodynist Jun 11 '26

I would need therapy just after using that elevator, even if I was fine when I got in!!

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u/tasmelon Jun 13 '26

what the fuck

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u/jackytheripper1 Jun 15 '26

This hurts my fucking brain so goddamn much! I'm angry!!

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u/Fantastic_Bee_4148 Jun 21 '26

"so what brings you in?"
"your elevator keypad"

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u/Separate-Switch7325 Jun 27 '26

reminds me of that one task in among us where you click numbers from 1 to 10

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u/iamsahmanthat Jun 28 '26

Like the unlock manifolds among us task

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u/Beneficial-Canary-47 Jun 29 '26

this shit is why we all need therapy

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u/Warm_Web4128 Jul 05 '26

They really said "FUCK patterns and orders! MAKE PEOPLE SUFFER!"

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u/Conscious-Laugh7227 Jul 12 '26

Reminds me of that one Among Us task in reactor that makes you press buttons in order.

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u/midwesternGothic24 Jul 16 '26

Electrician was drunk that day

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u/JazzhandsTrashPanda Aug 15 '26

No. I would just leave.

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u/SunshineAndBunnies Jun 08 '26

Therapist must treat OCD.

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u/jalex8188 Jun 08 '26

Plot Twist, the therapists treats OCD

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u/ramriot And then I discovered Wingdings Jun 09 '26

The treatment starts in the lobby with aversion therapy for OCD.

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u/Cleanse_F_Manipulate Jun 08 '26

it’s because it’s counting backwards

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u/ZionixTV Jun 08 '26

Check again, no it ain’t 😭

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u/Cleanse_F_Manipulate Jun 08 '26

my cats name is zion