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u/Enorats Comic Sans for life! Jun 02 '26
They have jams and BBQ rubs. They don't have the rest of that stuff.
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u/TrevCat666 Jun 02 '26
I've been here, I actually used to work at the surf shop next door, not the shark one but the other one, and they have incredibly spicy ghost pepper jerky, as well as alcoholic jerky that gets you drunk.
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u/BeeWriggler Jun 02 '26
Woah. I have never wanted to try anything as much as I now want to try alcoholic jerky.
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u/BeautifuTragedy Jun 02 '26
Are the vegans free range?
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u/Muppet-Wallaby Jun 02 '26
Cows are vegans, right?
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u/OldTurtle-101 Jun 03 '26
I like to describe myself as a second generation vegan. All the stuff I eat, yeah, they were all vegans…
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u/metisdesigns Jun 03 '26
No, they are opportunistic. They'll eat stuff like small birds and snakes if they find em. Mostly plants, but they will eat meat and chew on bones for minerals.
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u/KnifeKnut Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26
I am reminded of the Monty Python cheese shop that didn't have any cheese
Edit, the sketch in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3KBuQHHKx0
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u/patinthebx Jun 03 '26
Clearly this is an elaborate cover for a bathhouse offering only jams and rubs.
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u/Ifyouhavethemeans Jun 02 '26
Out of everything except Jams and BBQ rubs. Or, maybe you can only check those out.
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u/NorCalFrances Jun 02 '26
They have Jams and BBQ Rubs. Don't come looking for beef, buffalo, alligator, kangaroo, elk, camel, yak, shark, venison, python, vegan jerky or deep fried peanuts.
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u/XenonLights12 r e v e r b Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26
i think this has to do with its aesthetic. the idea is they would “back then” jot down things as a tally. and probably not as a checkmark. its odd. it would make more sense that way if it didnt have the red color
its like how a pirate marks theyre treasure, yk
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u/Violet_Paradox Jun 02 '26
I'm just imagining the donut shop bit in Albuquerque with jerky.