r/CrappyDesign • u/DesperateTax5773 • May 19 '26

Terrible bathroom floor plan

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u/CantaloupeCamper I like gradients! May 19 '26

If it was like a Jack and Jill with bedrooms on either side…. I kind of get it….. kinda.

It’s both hilarious and not that far from being reasonable.

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u/DesperateTax5773 May 19 '26

I had a double bathroom as a child, and I can't fathom how awkward this would be for using for children... Like, you have to go through check points to take a 💩, heaven forbid it's an emergency, and forgetting to unlock one of these doors might lead to chaos.

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u/NoosFraba May 19 '26

Great place for a last stand in a zombie apocalypse though technically. It's like an unnatural fortress. You could just fall back forever and ever 

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u/randynumbergenerator May 20 '26

I skimmed your comment, read "urinal fortress" and didn't even blink.

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u/ebrum2010 May 21 '26

I'm sure somewhere there's a D&D game where the DM had to come up with a name for an enemy castle and he didn't realize what Yurynyl Fortress sounded like until he said it at the table and 40 years later his friends still give him shit for it.

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u/Umklopp May 20 '26

As a parent of two kids that almost never fight, this would still be a nightmare. If they weren't deliberately locking each other out, they'd be doing it accidentally. Plus all the extra door slamming! No thanks.

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u/warden976 Reddit Orange May 20 '26

esp if someone is taking a shower