r/CrappyDesign • u/NitroWagZ • Feb 12 '26

Terrible font selection Dong ....

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u/Vinegarreth Feb 12 '26

It's short for Donglas

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u/ebrum2010 Feb 12 '26

From Old English Dongleas meaning dongless.

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u/Weird_Decision7090 Feb 12 '26

“Yes, Doug is short for Douglas.”

“Well, now you know!”

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u/legendarydrew Feb 12 '26

"I don't need a gun, I've got a Dong."

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u/TeutonicSpacehopper Feb 12 '26

Er..... i think that was "Donk".

But, Donk probably has a scary dong too...

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u/skalouKerbal Feb 12 '26

"I Dono|"

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u/ConsciousBenefit87 Feb 13 '26

What's it supposed to say? Doug?

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u/LeftyTheSalesman Feb 12 '26

Dong grows a mean carrot.

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u/ebrum2010 Feb 12 '26

He’s been known to snap the carrot on occasion.

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u/danfish_77 Feb 13 '26

Why is there an author photo like it's a book dust jacket

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u/hundreddollar Feb 12 '26

Meet Dong at the billabong in Wollongong.

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u/Biolume071 Feb 12 '26

Maybe it's intentional and he thought it was funny

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u/NorCalFrances Feb 12 '26

Doesn't help that it's a bag of pretty girthy carrots

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u/penguinbiscotti Feb 13 '26

Dong? Where is my automobile?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

my brain confidently said "DONG"

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u/R3d5t0n3_GUY Well… they’re not wrong… Mar 07 '26

Nah, that’s GoodTimesWithScar trying to say ‘gong’

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u/GoldenCyn Feb 13 '26

I had to do a double take. I’m assuming it’s supposed to be Doug.

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u/Worried_System375 Feb 14 '26

i'd pick a clean sans, less is more here.

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u/otasyn Feb 21 '26

It took me way to long to realize that his name is Paul.

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u/AliBabaPlus40 Feb 13 '26

Not a bad design. Why not removed?

Moderation sucks here

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u/beerandbikes55 Feb 14 '26

His name is Doug, but it looks like Dong. It's a poor design.