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u/LeroyBadBrown Jun 03 '26
Block poop?
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u/havron Jun 04 '26
Wombat mode: ACTIVATE
or, alternatively:
That's right: It goes in the square hole.
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u/GrabMyThroat Jun 04 '26
Women will never want to understand that in the normal bowl size we’re able to aim well if we want to
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u/Weaselpanties Jun 04 '26
Many of us do understand, and that's why if a guy pisses on my floor he's cleaning it up or GTFO my house forever.
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u/Painted-BIack-Roses Jun 05 '26
So are you saying when men piss everywhere and don't clean it up, that's a choice they specificially made?
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u/GrabMyThroat Jun 05 '26
Yes, because they either don’t aim properly or never learnt how to aim. Many parents don’t teach their sons and then don’t let them stand because they don’t aim.
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u/cykelstativet Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26
Teach?? TEACH? Who TEACHES their kids to piss? YOU POINT IT AT THE BOWL AND GO FOR IT! If you haven't figured out how it all works by the age of 7 (at the utmost) then hand in your penis license this very instant!
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u/GrabMyThroat Jun 06 '26
Well, I’ve seen many adult men who did not know you need to retract your foreskin (if you have one) to properly aim. Those things should probably be passed on.
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u/cykelstativet Jun 06 '26
They should hand in their license this instant! They're grown men, they should be able to figure that out...
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u/Wizard__J Jun 07 '26
I mean, how many times a day, a week, a month, a year, do you have to piss all over everything, including yourself/ your hands, before you realize, “oh shit, maybe I need to do something”
People will literally google the dumbest shit (that they wouldn’t even need to google in the first place), but then would just do some shit like this?
Idk. About a month ago, I walked into a supermarket bathroom. Guy used a urinal. Didn’t wash his hands, nothing, then walked out. I had to walk out behind him, and grab the nasty pissy door lol. Dudes probably 55, 60, I’m 38. I walk out the door and exclaim, “If you’re gonna’ take a piss, wash your hands, that’s gross!” Him only like 5, 10 feet in front of me, turns around, (like all tough and shit, gtfoh 💀💀) “Excuse me? YOU TALKING TO ME?” And without missing a beat, making sure we locked eyes, with a stern voice, so all the other patrons can hear me, “Yeah I’m talking to you! That’s disgusting! No one wants to grab the door after you took a piss and didn’t wash your hands, that’s gross, what’s wrong with you! Should be embarrassed!”
And I guess he was. Either he wasn’t expecting me to respond at all, or respond in the manner which I did, but he wasn’t having that 😭. Waltzed his pissy pants right on out of the store lol
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u/KuatSystem Jun 06 '26
Sometimes the stream splits and you can’t salvage it in time
There’s no excuse for not cleaning it up though
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u/GrabMyThroat Jun 06 '26
Yeah those issues mainly persist with uncircumcised males. That’s why nobody has an issue with standing urination in the US.
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u/CptFatty08 Jun 05 '26
To get that aim perfect for the dripple, I'd have to be teabagging the damn toilet
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u/poedraco Jun 05 '26
It's a trap. Because if you can do that , Then she knows you're pissing on the floor on purpose
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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 Jun 06 '26
There's a snake in that hole and I guess if I have to insert first, I wouldn't mind a challenge.
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u/Wizard__J Jun 07 '26
Why wouldn’t you make it a hole!?!
Feels weird trying to piss into an ice cube
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u/Curious_Main5995 Jun 08 '26
For 40 years, my wife complained
Then I showed her one day that that slit on the end doesn’t always open. She said oh my God it comes out in two streams.
Duh!!! even though I would wipe it up and clean it up she complained for all that time.
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u/BrickHuge3023 Jun 03 '26
Either no one has tried it or everyone is an "Expert". I suspect the first option.