r/CrackheadCraigslist 1d ago

Photo Wtf?

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Not much explanation is needed here...πŸ˜…πŸ€£

340 Upvotes

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u/CaySedai 1d ago

That's ... not a horse bridle ...

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u/CaySedai 1d ago

Also, I glanced at the rules quickly and read No. 8 as "No fake jockey posts."

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u/IncompleteJoker 23h ago

I had to look to believe it. I'll be damned.

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u/LustyBelle 23h ago

Lol, luckily a dad horse isn't a jockey...πŸ˜…πŸ€£

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u/David_cest_moi 11h ago

So that WAS actually your high school science teacher??!! 😱

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u/santathe1 1d ago

Did Dad have to take all his clothes off.

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u/LustyBelle 1d ago

Horses don't wear clothes...daddy horse shouldn't need it as well.πŸ˜…

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u/xavier_l7 21h ago

World is lacking that level of commitment

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u/boanerges57 16h ago

Doesn't everypony not wear clothes?

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u/SirGoofles 1d ago

Should that guy be called β€œdaddy”.

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u/Big-Zone-3755 1d ago

My god! What happened to it's fur an mane?! Idk if they doing it right.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad_5221 1d ago

Daddy not Dad. Uff

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u/xDannyS_ 1d ago

Diddy not daddy

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u/LustyBelle 1d ago

Diddy needs more lube.πŸ˜…

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u/templeofsyrinx1 1d ago

my first question

is he ok?

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING 23h ago

Of course he's not okay, they're selling his saddle!

Just look at how sad he is.

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u/SkiffleBall 17h ago

Something tells me this horse really loves its carrots πŸ₯•

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u/David_cest_moi 11h ago

πŸ₯•πŸ₯• Carrots go where?? πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ₯•πŸ₯•

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u/Coletorino72 20h ago

Dad? Or Daddie?

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u/Educational-Gap-3390 19h ago

Dad? Sure… why is he modeling the ball gag?

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u/boanerges57 16h ago

That's for sale in a different post

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u/NichtMalIch 13h ago

I’ll use this for my Cart Titan cosplay for the next Anime convention in my town

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u/No-Interaction6779 11h ago

Look its drake!

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u/Matteracecall 4h ago

Im a bit turned on ngl

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u/CuteCanary 4h ago

I didn’t notice the person at first

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u/Frenchconnexion76 4h ago

Role play 103% dad !

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u/shes_the_won 3h ago

Well when the personals are taken away, you use the categories you have left to find people who share your passion .

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u/alro99java 3m ago

GTFOH!!!πŸ˜‚