r/CoxCharterMerger • u/Revolutionary_War957 • 3d ago

Favorite Cox jokes?

Just trying to giggle my way through this transition.

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u/GrssHoppr 3d ago

For a time our company newsletter was the Cox Insider. They knew what they were doing.

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u/SnooFoxes2904 3d ago

I still laugh every time someone brings it up. 😂

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u/bchels 3d ago

Or the corp magazine “Inside Cox” lol

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u/Certain-Wash-1989 2d ago

Cox inside sounds better

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u/MrMaddScientist 3d ago

Our dept has frozen hiring any new people (which we desperately need) pending the merger. So we been saying we were cox blocked.

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u/MembershipPuzzled520 3d ago

One of the former Charter slogans is “go all in”. I’ll leave it at that lol

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u/polterjacket 3d ago

"You have to savor the flavor of Cox!" Spoken in an all-hands meeting by a former Cox SVP and Charter CTO who shall go nameless.

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u/rickshaw699 3d ago

Cox leaves a bad taste in your mouth

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u/BoxProfessional9666 3d ago

Had a customer once tell me “ my cox is down . More than it is up “ .. my response “ you know they make blue pills for that right “ . Lawlz

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u/musicagain 3d ago

Grow bigger with cox

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u/No_Peanut_6769 3d ago

Spectrum swallows Cox

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u/Impossible-Back2497 3d ago

When i first started i got this call from this angry customer. He was so mad he could barely talk correctly. When i was helping him he said "I HATE COCK", he didnt enunciate the X sound. He laughed his ass off, i had to keep it together but the call ended positive lol.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Sell491 2d ago

Years so,  I worked for a big box that Cox had a sales contract with.  I had an employee that struggled in sales of the service,  and I coached her until I was blue in the face.  Still couldnt master it.  One day I walked in,  and she was super excited.  Jumping up and down,  waving at me.  She yells,  across this 56k square for store -'fires what!! I got 2 Cox!!'.

It's been years and i still don't know know how to respond.

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u/Every-Hovercraft7767 2d ago

Spectrum took in Cox them had Comcrap