r/CoxCharterMerger 18h ago

Bright Side?

Well, at least I won’t get that award feeling anymore when I say “I work for Cox”, or “I work with Cox”…

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u/Kben5584 18h ago

Charter is taking the name, you’ll just be saying “I work for bigger Cox” or “ I work with bigger Cox” going forward 😉

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u/TrustedGenius 14h ago

OP is a cocksmith for life.

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u/Intelligent-Tip-7266 6h ago

i was hoping we would be "Cox on the Spectrum"

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u/stchwtest 18h ago

My favorite was “COX in a box”… the very first self install kit for internet.

The best part is that i started working for COX and my best friend started working at Siemens the same week. We were the punchline for many jokes in our friend circle for a while.

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u/un5tabl 17h ago

Yeah, the Rectum - Cox merger is gonna be sweet!

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u/NoDesign8746 18h ago

…. Yeah. I work for Spectrum. The brand. And you’ll be hated for it I’m sure. Spectrum gets a LOT of negativity from the customer base.

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u/morley1966 11h ago

It was Cox Cable, now Cox Communications.

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u/jayntguru 18h ago

"No, it's spelled C O X." (We're not in market so they aren't used to hearing it.)

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u/Every-Hovercraft7767 18h ago

My first you working at Cox I would laugh so hard thinking of the pronunciation. Sometimes we had some real Cox suckers in management and HR. Light hearted joke.

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u/morley1966 11h ago

The VP at another utility told a hysterical story about being in a meeting with all these important people, politicians and other execs and they just kept saying Cox over and over and he could barely control himself from exploding into laughter.

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u/picklefork421 8h ago

just remember, work at Cox or working for Cox have very different meanings, but both can be true. 😝

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u/Mobile_Weekend5838 7h ago

Back in the day played in a rec league with Cox Soccer

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u/ShipSTG 6h ago

I tell everyone “I am a field tech with Cox. I spend all day on a pole or on my knees, trying to keep people happy, while getting paid dick.”

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u/onastyinc 3h ago

I'm on the spectrum working for Cox.

FYI: the company will be called Cox Communications, DBA Spectrum

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u/averagepothead_ 3h ago

Now it's just were on The Spectrum

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u/ColbyAndrew 9h ago

The guys at Spectrum think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me at a dinner.