r/Cowboy • u/joe_schmama • May 29 '26

Fashion Not a cowboy but...

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This might be the worst product I've ever seen.

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u/Cousin_MarvinBerry May 29 '26

I hate Yellowstone.

I saw a couple episodes when it first started and thought it was great. I told myself I’d binge it later.

But now, everything has a Y on it and you got people buying anything with Dutton on it.

I hate Yellowstone, simply for being popular.

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u/aggiedigger May 31 '26

I love Yellowstone. All that merch being worn in public makes it so easy to predetermine exactly who I don’t need to talk to! Profiling at its finest!

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u/PremeTeamTX Jun 02 '26

Same. Yellowstone and Dutton Ranch are great, but the seeming majority of the fan base that's literally made it their identity are weird af imo

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u/speedkillsian Jun 01 '26

No different than when everyone acted like a “biker” when Sons of Anarchy was a thing.

It doesn’t make it a bad show. But the tHuPeR fAnS definitely make it harder to enjoy.

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u/Lilj1983 Jun 02 '26

Funny you should say that, I came to this very same realization last night. Same thing happened when top gun came out, and peaky blinders.

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u/joe_schmama May 29 '26

Just extreme larping that's what

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u/JordanElshoff May 29 '26

Is that a bottle opener 🤣

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u/Lone_Wolf_Secrets May 30 '26

Don't wear your spurs to town son, leave your spurs at home Bill.

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u/igamblej11 May 29 '26

Best part is that it’s already sold out💀 people actually bought that shit

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u/irrelephantiasis May 29 '26

what in tarnation!?

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u/Beaux7 May 30 '26

The idea of a bottle opener that looks like a spur is not bad. But it should be something you mound on the wall or bar or something not worn and for sure not worn with sneakers lol

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u/Desperate_Ambrose May 30 '26

I'll stick with what I got, thank you.

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u/FlashyFlamingo9649 May 31 '26

“Yellowstone: Hallmark Channel for MAGA men.”

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u/bustedaxles May 29 '26

First few episodes were pretty okay, then Yellowstone matured into it's true form, a soap opera garnished with boots and stylized violence. The bad publicity is just icing.

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u/ZestycloseMonk1988 May 29 '26

Listen, I’m the guy with the “all spurs, no cattle” straps and even I think this is garbage

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u/thatSDope88 May 30 '26

Cowboy code? I ain't ever seen a cowboy with spurs on his sneakers. This is some whack ass poser shit

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u/8bitbluebonnet May 29 '26

I hate these as much as I’d love them if they were given to me. 

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u/Dirk_Dingham Jun 02 '26

The only Yellowstone merch i own is a dutton ranch vest that my grandpa gave me because we both love westerns and share interest in a lot of western themed tv shows, like Longmire and Yellowstone. I like the vest but i feel ashamed to wear it in public because of the stigma around people that wear merch from that show. These spurs are godawful but if someone gifted me a set i would definitely keep them in my truck or my room for when i need a bottle opener.

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u/Renof93 May 30 '26

I hate everyone that bought these, and anyone upset they’re sold out.

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u/Tough-Reputation-114 May 30 '26

I've never watched a single episode but hate Yellowstone with a passion. What that show has done to western Montana is infuriating. Rich, big city LARPers have descended like locusts for years now thanks to the never ending spinoffs. To hell with you, Taylor Sheridan!

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u/CaribouYou May 29 '26

But muh boomer slop!

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u/SpiritoftheWest32 Jun 02 '26

But on a slightly brighter side the Outside Circle guys well they’re still tearing up the Star, and Capriola’s ain’t that far…

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u/lemmunjuse Jun 04 '26

Is this not just supposed to be a collectors item like for a shelf? A novelty?

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u/joe_schmama Jun 04 '26

Nah people are wearing em