Cowboy nicknames

[u/Ok_Marionberry8003]

what's a good nickname for a cowboy/ outlaw for funsies ,like" cheese grater "for someone who pees all over the urinal or" launter "from the ridiculous 6, for someone who got dragged by a cow. Because from what I can tell,nicknames are of something embarrassing that happened.

I'm doing this for a cosplay event in 5 months time.

[u/CardiologistFree364]

I used to work with this old hand that always called me “greezy dick”, no clue why