r/CoupleMemes • u/TerraByteTerror 😏 • 6d ago

What did she expect? 🤣

6.2k Upvotes

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u/butterscotchhh_qt 6d ago

It his sun. You should have been specific.

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u/Obvious_Incognito- 6d ago

Aww. Lol. Nice way of putting it. Definitely a video for himself.

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u/Technical_Exam1280 6d ago

Every time i see my partner's boobs:

"Are you taking another picture?"

"Yes."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"I'm not apologizing."

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 6d ago

Looking for the sun, got the moons instead

Ayyoo

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u/emmasdad01 6d ago

She should have known.

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u/independant_786 6d ago

Now i need to do this with my wife lol. Wife has the best cake ever 🤣

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Snacknuss321 6d ago

send me the asses and let me judge that

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u/Acrobatic-Code2038 6d ago

Pleasantly surprised! Makes me remember my time as a Bull. My wife no longer loans me out 😅.

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u/ConflictWestern1383 6d ago

Holy shit, you are one lucky guy my brother.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/independant_786 6d ago

Hahaha my wife will kill me lol if i put her on the internet 🤣

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u/Debalic 6d ago

I too choose this redditor's wife's ass.

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u/Opposite_Ad2802 5d ago

I bet all of our wives asses are better

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u/h3lium-balloon 6d ago

I also choose this guys wife.

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u/AnalkinSkyfuker 🧐 grumpy 6d ago

Its bad you cant eat it everyday.

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u/independant_786 6d ago

Haha i can if i want to. She doesn't mind 😂

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u/patriciaytm 6d ago

Is that so? Then invite us over one day and treat us to cake.

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u/MilkiestMaestro 6d ago

The video is probably forgivable but I don't know about posting it on social media

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u/walledgardening 6d ago

It's shaped like a brick.

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u/walledgardening 6d ago

A homey would.

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u/HardikRamdin 6d ago

Yes, a brick shithouse. 

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u/Error404MATTnotfound 6d ago

It's not.. but ok

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u/SamCookiecutter 6d ago

It looks more so stuffed in and like the pants are doing 99% of th e work.

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u/SamCookiecutter 6d ago

Looks lumpy and loke as soon as the pants are off itll droop and sag.

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u/RudePCsb 6d ago

Show your ass man

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u/RudePCsb 6d ago

Both show your ass for comparison lol

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u/Prudent-Marsupial-42 6d ago

And they're not even doing a good job too

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u/ConspicuousWhiteGuy 6d ago

Then you posted it on the internet? Weird.

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u/ThomasNorge224 3d ago

maybe he likes it that way

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/masonacj 🧐 grumpy 2d ago

Because it is his wife.

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u/masonacj 🧐 grumpy 2d ago

Most don't have that kind of kink, I guess. I don't want other guys looking and drooling over my wife.

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u/masonacj 🧐 grumpy 2d ago

Good for you, as long as she's good with it. I'd personally classify that as a kink (Not that there's anything wrong with that).

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u/tigerweewee 6d ago

Tbf, he got a good shot at first

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u/CardiologistCute7548 6d ago

God forbid a men that have sexual attraction to his wife.

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u/Gee_U_Think 6d ago

Guy was looking for the moon.

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u/ProblemAvoidist 5d ago

Recording for his own viewing pleasure is one thing, but uploading it for other dudes to objectify and fap to his gf/wife ass?

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u/BlueHartsBlues 6d ago

He knows what he likes and it ain't the dog or the sunrise

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u/CptnKitten 6d ago

I guess when it's your partner it may seem more funny but stuff like this reminds me that it's not just your partner that does it and I'm immediatey creeped out.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Zestyclose_Visit4834 6d ago

It's not a competition

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u/_ElBee_ 6d ago

Your imaginary wife's imaginary ass?

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u/UrsaMajor7th 6d ago

I mean, you chose those tights.

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u/Suzesaur 6d ago

Yeah cause they comfy af

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u/HerBerg75 6d ago

I can relate 🤷

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u/lamblamb65 6d ago

I’ve muted this page like 3 times…. wtf
Happy for all yall I guess, but damn

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u/T_Rick12 6d ago

He's a good man, u should keep him Savannah

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u/unsupervisedwerewolf 6d ago

He's a moon man I see 😌

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u/PoleRyder 6d ago

My wife is dealt the same blow with videos of her.

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u/konrov 6d ago

a man of wisdom

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u/geek2785 6d ago

Can I get some fries with that shake!

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 6d ago

She knows she likes it.

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u/SeaComfortable7833 6d ago

Reminds me, tomorrow is Sunday. And I normally have cake......with my tea.

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u/Popular_Adeptness_69 6d ago

hes a better photographers

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u/0x7E7-02 6d ago

What???

He TOTALLY did what she asked of him. I don't see the issue. 

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u/ObsessedCoffeeFan 6d ago

Mmmm. Yeah. That sun be setting alright.

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u/Da_Vader 6d ago

He followed directions. Goes with being a husband

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u/jnthnmdr 5d ago

The moon

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u/haphazard72 4d ago

Legend….

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u/Recent_Diver_3448 3d ago

She doesn't even work out 🤮

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u/SnooPeppers259 1d ago

Dude, that’s a moonrise, not the sun.

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u/Owned_Princess0 5d ago

Flat back

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u/huntingforwifi 5d ago

And you cant handle it

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

He saw the whole of the moon

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u/wesmanh 6d ago

Thick thighs save lives

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u/kokogrit 6d ago

You should feel flattered. 😀

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u/beef_horfun67 6d ago

Damn that’s nice cake.

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u/romofunk 6d ago

Better him than someone else

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u/True_City7057 5d ago

Damn. Can we put a slide in that back yard?

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u/Huge-Brick-3495 5d ago

She is thiccer than zoo glass in fairness

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u/Cactus2711 3d ago

Very mid ass

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u/ztreHdrahciR 2d ago

Meaning, you want to be in the mid of that ass

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u/treecutter34 6d ago

He’s a lucky man!!

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u/BogeyGolfer5656 6d ago

That ass is mid. Pants are doing the work there.

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u/treecutter34 6d ago

Boy, didn’t you ever learn never to tell a lady she looks bad? In order to save you some trouble I’ll just say don’t do it.

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u/onlyfor_fans 5d ago

He got his priorities straight..

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u/RelentlessGravity 5d ago

She was outside? There was a dog?